EBW's literary corner

[Weevil]

Lots of Laughter and Sex

"You said, when we embarked on this great adventure together, that lots of laughter was essential in a relationship.
I agreed.
You also made the point that a great deal of sex was of equal importance.
Again, I agreed. wholeheartedly
In fact, I remember your exact words: laughter and sex are the barometers of a relationship. This was the statement you made, if I remember correctly.
Don't get me wrong. I couldn't agree more. But no at the same time, ya fuckin cow."


-Irvine Welsh

 

[Weevil]

EBW's etymological corner(bugs or words?)

You know, if enough people start saying "irregardless" it'll probably be in a dictionary. And all of you could say "I knew the guy who invented that word. and His name was Weevil" and then your friends would say "Who cares? Pass me a beer"

Good times.

 

[Laurel]

irregardless

 

[KillerMuffin]

Irre-fuckin'-gardless.

 

[Weevil]

EBW's adventures in toyland

I was walking through the mall the other day and I realized that I could cut through Toys 'R' Us to get to the bus quickly. While in Toys 'R' Us I stopped to look at the New Transformers. Old habits die hard....Unless they die soft and flabby.

 

[Weevil]

EBW's sports quote of the week that could go down in history as a great quote

"History don't play on Sunday"
-Marcellus Wiley

 

[Mensa]

Re: EBW's etymological corner(bugs or words?)

You know, if enough people start saying "irregardless" it'll probably be in a dictionary.

Yeah! Right before "irrelevant"

 

[KillerMuffin]

Whoops, wrong accent.

Irre-fookin'-gardless.

 

[Weevil]

EBW's surreal sports question of the day

"Who would be a better Quarterback, Superman or Elevator?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey, Ir-ree-fuckin'-gahdless.