Eat my shit, fucker!

[scheherazade_79]

The Fucker from my previous thread returned... and wrote this under another story:


calamitus deim somnium fabula
06/18/06 By: Anonymous
No that is not a compliment for a Gilligan's Lezland weak fable. Ever spent time being stranded? Even lesbians are too bug bit, shivering, thirsty, stinking and depressed to care about sopping pussies or layman attempts to sound intelligent spouting Latin.
Your attempt appeals to the ignorant of reality and those impressed by creositoic words.


I was wild. So I added this comment underneath:



An artist's response to just criticism
06/19/06 By: scheherazade_79 in Wales
Dear Anonymous,
I take it from your comment that you've been stranded during your lifetime. What a shame that you got rescued. I apologise for committing the cardinal sin of using two Latin words in my story... but I'm not sure how you can give me such a hard time when you used four in just one paragraph.
I object to the way you've portrayed me and anyone who happens to like this story. You are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a Grade A arsehole.
I understand that for wandering off the topic and making a personal attack, this comment will probably be removed.
It was still very satisfying to write, though.

Scheherazade


So there we have it. Eat my shit, fucker!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I'm interested in this word - creositoic. I can't find it in any dictionary.

"Creo" is often a latinization of the Greek "krea", meaning "flesh". Or maybe he misspelled "creosotoic", which could conceivably mean "soaked in creosote", an old time wood preservative, although "creosotic" would be more acceptable, I would think.

In any case, I'm glad he feels your story appeals to "the ignorant of reality." It apparently doesn't appeal to the ignorant of English, of which he appears to be one.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm interested in this word - creositoic. I can't find it in any dictionary.

"Creo" is often a latinization of the Greek "krea", meaning "flesh". Or maybe he misspelled "creosotoic", which could conceivably mean "soaked in creosote", an old time wood preservative, although "creosotic" would be more acceptable, I would think.

In any case, I'm glad he feels your story appeals to "the ignorant of reality." It apparently doesn't appeal to the ignorant of English, of which he appears to be one.

I you Zoot.

 

[kbate]

I believe your anonymous is the same anonymous who delivered a scathing commentary on my contest entry. He seems to have a problem with lesbian stories, although he seems to read every one of them.

I however am glad to know that he knows far more about being stranded (Survivor fan?) and lesbian sex - (L word fan?) than do I, who have actually done one but not the other.

 

[3113]

An artist's response to just criticism
06/19/06 By: scheherazade_79 in Wales
Dear Anonymous,
I take it from your comment that you've been stranded during your lifetime. What a shame that you got rescued. I apologise for committing the cardinal sin of using two Latin words in my story... but I'm not sure how you can give me such a hard time when you used four in just one paragraph.

Great response! I think you should have stopped there--the fucker doesn't deserve more.

And I can't make sense of "creositoic" either untless he's going for: Cretacic. And attempt to imply it's prehistoric.

 

[Tom Collins]

I'm interested in this word - creositoic. I can't find it in any dictionary.

"Creo" is often a latinization of the Greek "krea", meaning "flesh". Or maybe he misspelled "creosotoic", which could conceivably mean "soaked in creosote", an old time wood preservative, although "creosotic" would be more acceptable, I would think.

In any case, I'm glad he feels your story appeals to "the ignorant of reality." It apparently doesn't appeal to the ignorant of English, of which he appears to be one.

I suspect, Doc, that the ignoramus was trying to say cretic.

cre·tic ~ n. See amphimacer.

am·phim·a·cer ~ n. A trisyllabic metrical foot having an unaccented or short syllable between two accented or long syllables, as in Peter Pan. Also called cretic.

At least, that's the only word that came even close to the one he used and seemed anything like pertanant to what he was blathering about.

 

[S-Des]

I still don't like replying on your own PC section. You let him know that he's bothering you and if he's a big enough jerk-off, now he'll do it every chance he gets. You could have asked one of us, I would have been happy to respond. That said, he's a complete pseudo-intellectual jag-off. I wish we could bribe Laurel to give up the IP of the annonymous posters. I would bet anything that he/she is an author (probably one who is disappointed in the lack of success in his/her own stories).

Now rest!

 

[scheherazade_79]

I still don't like replying on your own PC section. You let him know that he's bothering you and if he's a big enough jerk-off, now he'll do it every chance he gets. You could have asked one of us, I would have been happy to respond. That said, he's a complete pseudo-intellectual jag-off. I wish we could bribe Laurel to give up the IP of the annonymous posters. I would bet anything that he/she is an author (probably one who is disappointed in the lack of success in his/her own stories).

Now rest!

Ah, but none of you lot would have been as rude as I was. You're all a lot more diplomatic. I wanted the rude effect for this one. But next time I'll ask you, S-Des

 

[matriarch]

Ah, but none of you lot would have been as rude as I was. You're all a lot more diplomatic. I wanted the rude effect for this one. But next time I'll ask you, S-Des

I personally just ignore the fucktards.
They aren't worth my time and effort, if they can't make constructive criticism.

I'm just far too lazy to be bothered. *sigh*

 

[CharleyH]

The Fucker from my previous thread returned... and wrote this under another story:


calamitus deim somnium fabula
06/18/06 By: Anonymous
No that is not a compliment for a Gilligan's Lezland weak fable. Ever spent time being stranded? Even lesbians are too bug bit, shivering, thirsty, stinking and depressed to care about sopping pussies or layman attempts to sound intelligent spouting Latin.
Your attempt appeals to the ignorant of reality and those impressed by creositoic words.

Task, tisk, Schehe. I received a similar feedback (I think it's a virus spreading as does happen in feedback from time to time by an angry author). My strategy was ... no comment. Sometimes there is no greater insult to those we consider ignorant, than our silent response.

 

[matriarch]

Task, tisk, Schehe. I received a similar feedback (I think it's a virus spreading as does happen in feedback from time to time by an angry author). My strategy was ... no comment. Sometimes there is no greater insult to those we consider ignorant, than our silent response.

My hero.
Exactly.

 

[scheherazade_79]

My hero.
Exactly.

Hey! This is ganging up! As if it wasn't bad enough having about half a dozen people instructing me to go back to bed... I'm allowed to be impulsive if I like

 

[matriarch]

Hey! This is ganging up! As if it wasn't bad enough having about half a dozen people instructing me to go back to bed... I'm allowed to be impulsive if I like

When, exactly, were you EVER anything but impulsive??
Hmmmm???

 

[Recidiva]

Could be creositic because it lived on creosote and was a creosote parasite.

Or it could be enflamed. But that might be better expressed as creositis.

 

[Boota]

What's wrong with creositoic? That a perfectly cromulent word.

 

[AchtungNight]

Veni Vidi Vicious!

 

[scheherazade_79]

You guys are great! Actually, I'm half-tempted to add a link to this thread at the bottom of the story...

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[kendo1]

Sinister.

Yeah Scheh!
Loved your response.

Though I suspect the nutter will be back...




Dexter (aka Ken)

 

[fifty5]

I was wild. So I added this comment underneath:

An artist's response to just criticism
06/19/06 By: scheherazade_79 in Wales
Dear Anonymous,
I take it from your comment that you've been stranded during your lifetime. What a shame that you got rescued. I apologise for committing the cardinal sin of using two Latin words in my story... but I'm not sure how you can give me such a hard time when you used four in just one paragraph.
I object to the way you've portrayed me and anyone who happens to like this story. You are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a Grade A arsehole.

So there we have it. Eat my shit, fucker!

You tell 'em kid! Shaft the fucker!

 

[S-Des]

Ah, but none of you lot would have been as rude as I was. You're all a lot more diplomatic. I wanted the rude effect for this one. But next time I'll ask you, S-Des

If you think I wouldn't have been that rude (or far worse), I'm afraid I've misrepresented myself, young lady. Ask my author friend about the comment he begged me not to submit because I told a reader that he was so stupid I'd be writing my next story in crayon to accommodate the mentally impaired like him. That was the nice part. Fortunately, my friend talked me out of it. It wouldn't have accomplished anything and just let the ass-wipe know that his moronic post bothered me.

You just ask and I'll be happy to throw something together for you any time. I look at you like the lesbian sister in Whales I never had . Nobody messes with my family (except Abstruse . . . she kind of scares me, you're on your own with that one ).

 

[scheherazade_79]

Nobody messes with my family (except Abstruse . . . she kind of scares me, you're on your own with that one ).

That's ok - I can handle her with one arm tied behind my back. Don't tell Abs that, though

 

[CharleyH]

I just happened to be doing some research and came upon a word whose definition seemed quite appropriate to this thread:

ANONYMUNCLE: A petty, anonymous writer.

May be one worth remembering.

 

[FallingToFly]

I just happened to be doing some research and came upon a word whose definition seemed quite appropriate to this thread:

ANONYMUNCLE: A petty, anonymous writer.

May be one worth remembering.

OMG... I am so tempted to make an alt now...

But I won't.

Sweetheart- the fucker desrved it. You should see the PC I left on American Baby 1 after the personal troll I apparently had started a shitfest of leaving crappy coments on my stories.

I have a policy of never deleting any comment made on my stories. I just get... even. One way or another. When my attempt at a How To gets approved, you can tell me if I suceeded.

 

[NoJo]

Actually, scheh, "Eat My Shit, Fucker" would probably have been an even better response.