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[Aurora Black]

"this is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on, my friends..."

Damn it woman, you beat me to it.

 

[Aurora Black]

"My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID...Kid Rock!"

 

[Guest]

 

[john-the-author]

"We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...."

"Oh Mickey, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! HEY MICKEY!"

Sorry, everyone.

Oh, God, no, Huck, I did not need to get these stuck in my head this morning. Eeeeeeeeewwwww!

 

[john-the-author]

"this is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on, my friends..."

I hear this one coming from my youngest stepdaughter periodically. For far too long.

 

[entitled]

The Smurfs theme

Under the Scotsman's Kilt

Tom Finnigan's Wake

Rogues of Scotland (no words but a really lively bagpipe and drum tune)

 

[Aurora Black]

Under the Scotsman's Kilt

I've got that one in mind, big time.

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

The guitar line from HIM's "Wings of a Butterfly" da-da-dadadada-da-dadada- da-da -dadadadada... There's a trill or two in there as well...

"The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, which is an inside joke concerning three bottles of wine and my 20th birthday. All it takes is either my best friend or I to start it, andeveryone in the group gets sucked in... usually at about 4 a.m. in a diner, while the wait staff stares at us in fear.

Here, have the lyrics, you'll see why it gets stuck in your head.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

 

[Aurora Black]

God damn it! That's stuck in my head now!

 

[zeb1094]

God damn it! That's stuck in my head now!

Would that be the song I sent you?

 

[Angel Love]

Oh gawd how about the Macerena??? That one was so irritating for awhile . . . ughhh.

 

[Guest]

The theme to Bonanza.

Dum di di dum di di dum di di dum DUM

Would you be terrified to know that song has WORDS? Really, really BAD lyrics, too. It's said that the Four (remember Adam?) Cartwright boys sang the theme song on an early episode -- and it was never heard again..


We got a right to pick a little fight
Bonanza!
If anyone fights anyone of us
He's gotta fight with me!

We're not a one to saddle up and run
Bonanza!
Anyone of us who starts a little fuss
Knows he can count on me!

One for four, four for one
this we guarantee!

We gotta right to pick a little fight
Bonanza!
If anyone fight sanyone of the us
He's gotta fight with me!

 

[Angel Love]

Oh wait!! How about YMCA. It was fun for a bit, but good lord it was overused.

 

[Guest]

 

[Angel Love]

I stopped at a traffic light a few days ago and noticed the young lady driving the car in the next lane was singing....really seemed to be getting into it. Then she started making all sorts of hand movements. I motioned to my daughter to look, and we both laughed. I then realized she was doing the hand motions to YMCA.

This is one song that does not need to be played on the radio.

LOL that is too funny and I agree. I think every American can sing at least one line of that song and we all know the signs.

 

[Guest]

 

[Angel Love]

Do they still play YMCA at wedding receptions? The last few I had been to played that song (like 10+ years ago). I think I'd rather do the Hokey Pokey. It has to be the classic 'make you look stupid on the dance floor' song.

Oh what about the Chicken Dance . . . LOL. That is a classic one too. Too funny.

 

[Guest]

In the catagory of Most Overplayed Song Ever -- "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang.

Especially here in Theme Park World, that song shows up every freaking New Years, every time a theme park wants to do a Mardi Gras rip off, or most any other time, apparently. Many MANY years ago, when the song was still somewhat worthy of radio play, a friend of mine invited me to attend a "New Years Celebration" at WDW. This was to be filmed for TV, and so took place in late November. We drove out to a tram pick up site, parked, and got on the tram that was to take a large group to the park area. The tram had a PA system, and it was playing "Celebration" at a fairly high volume. We sat on the tram while other people loaded on for about 15 minutes -- not unusual. The tram didn't go anywhere. We waited, knowing this was WDW and thus delays were built in. The tram didn't go anywhere. After about 30 minutes, "Celebration" was getting old. At 45 minutes, it was nearing Unusual Torture levels. After an hour on the open air tram, in party clothes, on a (for Florida) chilly night, and with "Celebration" numbing our ears, my friend and I were exchanging pained glances. After another 10 minutes, we debarked the tram and headed for the car. We could still hear the damn song. We left -- the tram was still waiting there.

I can't hear the song to this DAY without chills.

 

[john-the-author]

Oh what about the Chicken Dance . . . LOL. That is a classic one too. Too funny.

Oh, hey, now, I do the Chicken Dance with my wife and her family at Oktoberfest every year!

 

[Guest]

 

[Angel Love]

Oh, hey, now, I do the Chicken Dance with my wife and her family at Oktoberfest every year!

I know . . . it's cool and fun.

 

[Angel Love]

sounds familiar however my memory is not cooperating (which might be a good thing this time)

The Conga Line was always good, assuming you could get the right ass to hang on to.

Mmmmmm yes indeed. I always loved being caught between two yummy men . . . giggles.

 

[Aurora Black]

"Total Eclipse of the Heart." *groans loudly, covers eyes*

 

[Guest]

"Total Eclipse of the Heart." *groans loudly, covers eyes*

STOP THAT!


DIdn't some cruel person do a remix/cover of that song recently?