Earthquake in France

DustyWolfe

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I ran across this today and found it interesting. Pass it on if you think it worth it.

March 5, 2003. Today it was reported that severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves. According to the American Battle Monuments Commission ther are 26,255 American dead from World War I buried in four cemeteries in France. 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful behavior in the 21st century. May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative forgetful country of France! Pass this around! Maybe it will get to someone in France!
 
Dustygrrl said:
I ran across this today and found it interesting. Pass it on if you think it worth it.

March 5, 2003. Today it was reported that severe earthquakes have occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter scale. The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves. According to the American Battle Monuments Commission ther are 26,255 American dead from World War I buried in four cemeteries in France. 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful behavior in the 21st century. May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative forgetful country of France! Pass this around! Maybe it will get to someone in France!

HAH IT SI TEH FUNNAY BECAUS TEH USA IS INFALLABLE AND FRANCE IS DUM COS THEY WON'T AGREE WITH US ON EVARY ISSUE! COUNTRIES THAT HAVE RESISTANCE AGAINST W ARE UN-AMERICAN TERRISTS!
 
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Spinaroonie said:
HAH IT SI TEH FUNNAY BECAUS TEH USA IS INFALLABLE AND FRANCE IS DUM COS THEY WON'T AGREE WITH US ON EVARY ISSUE! COUNTRIES THAT HAVE RESISTANCE AGAINST W ARE UN-AMERICAN TERRISTS!

Spin, you are in so much trouble
Come over here and get that tongue lashing you so rightly deserve
 
Spin, you are the funniest motherfucker on the face of the earth. When do you get your show on Comedy Central, or your HBO special?
 
Without France, there would be no United States, Statue of Liberty, or this lovely cheese I just bought.
 
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just pet said:
Spin, you are in so much trouble
Come over here and get that tongue lashing you so rightly deserve

o shit. Banned for dissent.

Time to call my lawyer, ray romano.

What do you say, Ray?

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Thrillhouse said:
Spin, you are the funniest motherfucker on the face of the earth. When do you get your show on Comedy Central, or your HBO special?

I'm getting the ball rolling pretty soon "Roger and Me" style.
 
Pyper said:
Without France, there would be no United States, Statue of Liberty, or this lovely cheese I just bought.

FUK U U UN-AMERCAN TERRIST! U COULD HAV BOUGHT USA AMERICAN CHEESE! IT IS TEH BEST QUALITY AND SUPPORTS TEH GOD OL' USA OF A IN TIMES OF TERRER! U COST THIS MAN HIS JOB AT TEH CHESE FACTORY:

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If I didn't love Spin before, I do now.

Mmm, Jude Law, yummy...
 
Pyper said:
If I didn't love Spin before, I do now.

Mmm, Jude Law, yummy...

U GOT TAHT MAN FIRED WITH YOUR FREEDOM CHEESE! HE IS NOW ON TEH WELFARE WHICH IS AMERICAN TERRISM AGAINST TEH AMERICANS AND THE GOVERMENT OF THE AMERICA! HE TAKES TEH MONEY AND BUYS COMMIE PRODUCTS LIKE LETTUCE! WHERE ARE THE HAMBURGERS WITHOUT THE FREEDOM FIRES? I DON'T KNOW!

PS <3
 
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