Earth Day Contest Support Thread

[oggbashan]

Earth Day (April 22)
themes: nature appreciation, outdoors, etc.
starts: March 28
closes: April 13
winners announced: April 19[/B]

Normal themes are SEX while camping, hiking etc.

All the competition dates for 2008 are in the Welcome Authors! Please Read thread.

As before, this thread is to encourage authors to write and enter, to support them when the muses fly away, to sympathise when trolls attack, and to shamelessly beg for votes.

For anyone who hasn't entered a themed Literotica contest before:

The advantages are that once you enter, that story and all your writing gets far more attention, votes, feedback and PCs than it would otherwise get. You also get support from members of the Author's Hangout.

The disadvantages are that your story also attracts unwelcome attention from trolls and unenlightened critics. The sweeps of duplicated and illegal votes can cause heartbreak. It can be a bumpy ride.

If you really want your writing to improve, critics will be a factor. Entering a themed Literotica contest is one of the easier ways to get noticed.

If in doubt, go for it. You have nothing to lose but your virginity, and if you haven't lost it yet, what are you doing here?

Og

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Earth Day again already?

I might write a story about something - not sure what. A car that runs on intestinal gas or something and bean cannery that raises it's prices to make embarrising large profits for the "Natural Fuel."

Not really sure yet.

 

[sirhugs]

glad to see you started early.

I have a Story Ideas thread here for those who want to share ideas.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Impressive idea, Jenny. I have a neice who could make a fortune supply gas for that...

 

[SlickTony]

That time again already?

 

[Guest]

There's the Ogg we know and love

 

[SlickTony]

Well, if it's sex while camping that's one of the criteria, I'm working on it. There's so much business in this story, I'm probably going to have to go back in and cut some of it out.

 

[Darkniciad]

I think I expended every idea I had for Earth Day last year with Steward of the Wood *laugh*

Of course, I didn't think I had any ideas until that one popped in my head, either.

At this point, I think I'll be sitting this one out, barring a flash of inspiration or another awful earth-day themed story to spoof for an LST3K.

 

[oggbashan]

A molehill is an earthy bump.

Og

 

[TxRad]

A molehill is an earthy bump.

Og

A masterful bump there Ogg.

It looks like I get to sit out Earth Day and Nude Day both. It feels funny though so I might just toss something in the pot for the fun of it.

 

[tickledkitty]

I just don't get this contest. I mean, it seems really similar to Nude Day. It all comes down to sex outdoors, right? *shrugs*

 

[sirhugs]

A molehill is an earthy bump.

Og

not to be confused with mounds, which in a Lit tale are two bumps....

 

[oggbashan]

I just don't get this contest. I mean, it seems really similar to Nude Day. It all comes down to sex outdoors, right? *shrugs*

Of course not.

It comes down to sex saving the planet.

What else is so important?

Reverse global warming - have frigid sex.

Og

 

[DeeZire]

I just don't get this contest. I mean, it seems really similar to Nude Day. It all comes down to sex outdoors, right? *shrugs*

If your clothes fall off in the forest, and no one sees you, are you still naked? I think Nude Day is more about being seen, and Earth day is more about being outside, in the dirt, leaving wet spots here and there for the chipmunks to lap up later.

 

[Varian P]

If your clothes fall off in the forest, and no one sees you, are you still naked? I think Nude Day is more about being seen, and Earth day is more about being outside, in the dirt, leaving wet spots here and there for the chipmunks to lap up later.

Dammit, there are no chipmunks in my story. However, there are lemurs. Does my chipmunk-free, lemur-infested story still qualify?

 

[tickledkitty]

Of course not.

It comes down to sex saving the planet.

What else is so important?

Reverse global warming - have frigid sex.

Og

If your clothes fall off in the forest, and no one sees you, are you still naked? I think Nude Day is more about being seen, and Earth day is more about being outside, in the dirt, leaving wet spots here and there for the chipmunks to lap up later.

Ok. I still just don't get it. Maybe I'm just being hardheaded, but I think I'll sit this one out. Unless the true meaning of Earth Day suddenly strikes my muse.

 

[Varian P]

Ok. I still just don't get it. Maybe I'm just being hardheaded, but I think I'll sit this one out. Unless the true meaning of Earth Day suddenly strikes my muse.

Picture this:

A pack of left wing tree-huggers chain themselves to trees in a Pacific Northwest forest to protest/obstruct the cutting down of trees in the habitat of the endangered wet-spot-lapping chipmunk.

The loggers and representatives of Evil Wood Pulping, Inc. show up to chainsaw their way across the forest, but as soon as they lay eyes on all those protesters chained to trees, their BDSM urges kick in, and a group-sex, mature, gay male, lesbian, non-consent, BDSM orgy ensues.

Oh, and one of the loggers is the brother of one of the protesters. There, now it's an incest story, too.

 

[tickledkitty]

Picture this:

A pack of left wing tree-huggers chain themselves to trees in a Pacific Northwest forest to protest/obstruct the cutting down of trees in the habitat of the endangered wet-spot-lapping chipmunk.

The loggers and representatives of Evil Wood Pulping, Inc. show up to chainsaw their way across the forest, but as soon as they lay eyes on all those protesters chained to trees, their BDSM urges kick in, and a group-sex, mature, gay male, lesbian, non-consent, BDSM orgy ensues.

Oh, and one of the loggers is the brother of one of the protesters. There, now it's an incest story, too.

Thank you, Varian. I remain uninspired.

 

[slyc_willie]

It comes down to sex saving the planet.

Hmm . . . now that's an idea . . . .

 

[Tarakin]

Picture this:

A pack of left wing tree-huggers chain themselves to trees in a Pacific Northwest forest to protest/obstruct the cutting down of trees in the habitat of the endangered wet-spot-lapping chipmunk.

The loggers and representatives of Evil Wood Pulping, Inc. show up to chainsaw their way across the forest, but as soon as they lay eyes on all those protesters chained to trees, their BDSM urges kick in, and a group-sex, mature, gay male, lesbian, non-consent, BDSM orgy ensues.

Oh, and one of the loggers is the brother of one of the protesters. There, now it's an incest story, too.

And if the company belongs to an alien female married to one of the protesters you have SciFi and Loving Wive in it also

 

[sirhugs]

Earth Day v Nude Day

the difference may be as simple as the fact that you can write a hot Earth day story with no nudity - the all occurs while almost fully clothed. Or even more extreme, they just rub up against either other, clothes providing a layyer of friction as they dry hump to orgasm....

and on Nude Day, it need not have an outdoor setting at all...it could be Nude at the Mall.

 

[DG Hear]

Story

A thought came to my mind two days ago so I took the time and wrote a Earth day story. Now I have to get it edited and let it simmer for a month. Geez!
DG

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Picture this:

A pack of left wing tree-huggers chain themselves to trees in a Pacific Northwest forest to protest/obstruct the cutting down of trees in the habitat of the endangered wet-spot-lapping chipmunk.

The loggers and representatives of Evil Wood Pulping, Inc. show up to chainsaw their way across the forest, but as soon as they lay eyes on all those protesters chained to trees, their BDSM urges kick in, and a group-sex, mature, gay male, lesbian, non-consent, BDSM orgy ensues.

Oh, and one of the loggers is the brother of one of the protesters. There, now it's an incest story, too.

I think I would have thrown in a cross dresser or two, Varian. Most of the Tree Huggers here in the PAC are, you know.

 

[sirhugs]

very quiet here...is everybody but me writing already?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

very quiet here...is everybody but me writing already?

Not yet, Hugs. But I did have a wicked idea for an Earth Day story last night. I may start writing today sometime.