Earl?

[KillerMuffin]

Doesn't that hurt?

 

[Just_John1]

I asked the same question!

His response was that Brits can handle the pain. Remind me to cancel my passport would ya?

JJ1

 

[TheEarl]

It's not as bad as it looks. I wasn't slamming the book, just placing it there, so it wasn't really painful.

I'm willing to suffer for my art .

The Earl

 

[Justin_Thyme]

Aawww... I didn't look very closely and thought he was splitting a block of wood! Guess I should pay closer attention in the future although I sorta remember when I MAY have been able to split wood myself. And I don't believe it wood have hurt... much .

JT

 

[Guest]

a little slow

Shazaam! I just realized what is happening in the picture! Never quite caught that there really were parts actually caught.

Actually, it is the equivalent of a mammogram, and at least the book shouldn't be as cold as those blasted metal plates.

b

 

[Octavian]

Re your bookmark

Earl

What's wrong with a normal bookmark?

At least you wouldn't get strange looks from the other passengers in the railway carriage!

 

[Guest]

It's not as bad as it looks. I wasn't slamming the book, just placing it there, so it wasn't really painful.

I'm willing to suffer for my art .

The Earl

_____

I don't know ... it just looks like a nasty papercut waiting to happen.

 

[Octavian]

Hidden message in Earl's avatar

Earl
I have had another thought about your new avatar.
I realise that there is a hidden message.

With apologies to the originator of the famous quotation,
'The pen is mightier than the sword'


The penis, mightier than the words.

Do I get a prize?

Octavian
Bearer of the Silver Rose

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Hidden message in Earl's avatar

*applauding Octavian*

Good one!

But to tell you the truth, Earl, I'm very disappointed. Just like Justin_Thyme, I thought that you were chopping wood in your AV, and I thought "Wow! Now THAT'S someone with a strong dick!"

And now you tell me it's only a book...

 

[TheEarl]

Try half as hard, looks twice as good.

Peter Werth advert that anybody who doesn't read English magazines will not know and so won't get the joke.

I don't know why I bother.

Just out of interest: Does anyone actually make the connection between the av and the signature? Just wondering with the no of people thinking I'm chopping wood.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Try half as hard, looks twice as good.

Peter Werth advert that anybody who doesn't read English magazines will not know and so won't get the joke.

I don't know why I bother.

Just out of interest: Does anyone actually make the connection between the av and the signature? Just wondering with the no of people thinking I'm chopping wood.

The Earl

You mean about you getting your dick slammed in a book? Sort of, yeah - but I liked it better when your AV was a bunch of scrabble-letters.

 

[wildsweetone]

Try half as hard, looks twice as good.

Peter Werth advert that anybody who doesn't read English magazines will not know and so won't get the joke.

I don't know why I bother.

Just out of interest: Does anyone actually make the connection between the av and the signature? Just wondering with the no of people thinking I'm chopping wood.

The Earl

i saw your av before i went offline prior to christmas, Earl. i read your signature and understood immediately. unfortunately though, now i have to zoom real fast or use the mouse wheel to slide over the piccies fast in case any of the family are lurking. wouldn't want them asking me why i'm looking at such a magnificent speciman. of course, i could simply say it was all in aide of research i guess...

 

[Guest]

LOL.......

Gee......and I thought it was just one hell of an interesting book mark.

 

[gauchecritic]

I don't understand the confusion in this thread at all, but then I AM English and,

Gauche

 

[TheEarl]

Seeing as no-one actually gets the Red Dwarf link and some people don't like it at all (Well I thought it was funny), the av'll be changing soon. Dunno what to yet.

The Earl

 

[Natural Born Eros]

You could change your av to something else from the Dwarf. Let me think...

4691 irradiated haggis?
A talking toaster?
A planet shaped like Felicity Kendal's backside?
A ship where you are forced to have sex twice daily, on demand, with beautiful, brilliant women? (Actually, that may be a story).

No, I've got it!

A man with a galaxy sized jock-strap.

Eros

PS - For those of you who haven't seen Red Dwarf, I apologise. However, it has been around since 1988, so it really is time you went out and found a video/DVD somewhere.

 

[Sabledrake]

Earl -- you could always go back to Mr. Flibble! I love Mr. Flibble.

Sabledrake

 

[TheEarl]

NBE: You sod! I'm just in the process of changing my av to one of your suggestions. Now I won't look original.

I have plans for when I hit 1000 posts.

TheEarl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The Department of Unnecessary Knowledge reports...

Did you know, that in Swedish, your screen-name would be Jarlen?

 

[TheEarl]

Mine? How cool.

The Earl

PS. What's jozxyqk in Swedish?

 

[Natural Born Eros]

Magic. A funny Av, a great RD scene. On top of which, I don't have to look at your tadger every time I come on the BBs.

Just to stop you feeling original, I would like to suggest the Mimonian bladder fish for the next one...

Eros

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mine? How cool.

The Earl

PS. What's jozxyqk in Swedish?

It's "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!"

 

[TheEarl]

/me claps, very amused.

Roflmao. Made i larf .

The Earl