Each post on this thread must be longer than the last

[justabrick]

The title pretty much explains this little game...

 

[fuckmeat]

The title pretty much explains the game but not whether Lit has limits on post length or anything.

Be fun finding out though.

 

[justabrick]

Hah, yeah, I did have that thought... "I wonder if this thread violates any forum rules... or if it will lead to people doing same, just to get their length up" (snicker snicker... get their length up )

I figure at least it'll promote posts that are longer than the one or two sentences I've had RP partners use...

(BTW, by "longer", I mean word count)

 

[yeishia]

I like this idea I tend to ramble on a lot especially when I have an adult to talk too sometimes producing huge extremely long run-on sentences of course at some point I am forced to take a deep breath which is when if I were writing I would stick a comma so that I do not quite literally turn blue and fall to the floor thereby stopping the conversation dead lol@!

(73 words )

 

[princesssexci]

This thread is a really good idea. Everyone should totally join this game and write a longer post then mine because I always seem to write really short posts, you know why? I don't know why! Maybe because I can never seem to write long posts. I really really reallly reaally write long posts like Logan, Magey, yeishia, scribe, or Lily, these are my writing idols I swear! Alas, one day I will eventually be able to write a long post like that. Oh well! How was that? Was that long enough? I hope so! Oh god, have I written a hundred words yet? Have I? Have I? Haaaaaaaaaaaave I? I have, actually it's 100 or more words! Yes, go me!

 

[Mephistophelily]

So the whole point of this thread is to ramble? Are you sure that's a good idea? I know there's a number of other good ramblers, a thousand times worse than me. Granted, I'm able to ramble on the weirdest of shit, but I'm sure there are others that can get going without a problem on relevant things. As for word counts, I don't have the patience to sit here and actually COUNT everything I wrote, but my phone can only handle so many characters.

It would probably be better if I was on my phone for that to be of any help, though. I spent enough time on my phone this weekend, since Eazy told me to keep my ass off the actual computer. (That should help your vanity searches, ya shit. ) Even though I have a QWERTY phone, it's still really hard to get any real posts out with that thing. Stupid AT&T and its shitty reception zones. Why is it I can get an awesome signal at my parents' place in the middle of fucking NOWHERE but my house, right outside one of the bigger cities in Upstate, barely gets two bars and rare 3G range? That's stupid. Are cows reception boosters or something? How the hell does that work?

Hey, Speaking of E's vanity searches.
Let's all randomly put "EAZY" into things.
Just to piss him off.
(Yes, I love being evil to him. He deserves it.)

 

[yeishia]

Eazy?

Hmmmm I think I can do that for you Lily. I do not know him very well but was wondering why he has that name? Is it indicative of anything the world of Lit should know?

By the way cows are good receptors especially if they are named Eazy , it opens them up or something to sound waves, or so I was told , not the ones lying down because they are to Eazy and of course you have to have some sort of balance. They told me that and you know they are always correct!

I am unsure if the thread requires rambling, it is just what I am good at. I think we could discuss something of utmost importance if we had something like that .

I think the evil Eazy thing you mentioned will be so much more fun !

I am thinking in your next post you might tell us exactly why you love being evil to him it would be fun for you to share. Of course if you do not want to I shall understand. My mind will fill in the blanks and I will be totally wrong


I am usually wrong but I do have a vivid imagination. Did I mention that I see words, it really helps with certain situations.

I beat you by 5 words Lily , that was hard!

( 250 )

 

[Mephistophelily]

I think Eazy went with Eazy because he wanted something easy to remember but Easy was taken so he went with the next best thing of Eazy, which actually causes trouble for me because I've now gotten so used to writing Eazy because of him that it actually looks wrong to use EASY instead of Eazy.

And I hate cows.
But when I lived at home, someone decided to have fun with those cows. (No, not like that.)
Someone painted the cows. We had pink and blue cows at the top of the hill, with "Got Milk?" spraypainted on their sides. It didn't hurt them, but it took a few days for it to come off. The farmer was out there bathing his cows and bitching that he wished it would rain.

As for why I like harassing Eazy?
Partially because its fun.
And because he's my stalker, but he's a bad stalker. Mainly because he tells me he's stalking me. You're not supposed to do that. He's gotten close to figuring out where I really am, and the fact he actually guessed very closely to the parking arrangements in my apartment, and that my jeep was dirty in the Google Maps Street View thing... well, that was kinda creepy.

I have a bad habit of telling Eazy things I probably shouldn't. Like how I've had dreams about him at least twice a week, but its not really HIM him, its someone being referred to as Eazy, because he won't show me what he looks like. So instead, my mind tries to fill in the blanks. So far, Eazy has been some random blonde dude, Jerry Trainor, John Leguizamo, an animated take had him as Plucky Duck, a cosplayer dressed as Sokka, Nostalgia Critic, my cousin John (that was fucked up), and this ominous guy I couldn't actually see. (I think this one had to do with the current exploits in the Stock Room. He was all like Doctor Claw in that one.

So even though he's Eazy, it's hard for my mind to point out who this dude is.