Dazer3
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Thank you for your support. I'm trying like hell, but this has disappeared like a wisp of smoke through my fingers.
Dumb Shit Confessional
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Thank you for your support. I'm trying like hell, but this has disappeared like a wisp of smoke through my fingers.
SugarSpiceAndLace
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Well it’s hard to work in generalities, but really all any of us can do is try. If it really has just disappeared like a wisp of smoke through your fingers, maybe it wasn’t meant to be or now wasn’t the time for it. All you can control is your own behavior... if you know you’ve given it your all, then you know you’ve done everything you can. Sometimes you just have to have hope that it’ll work out in the end.
Dazer3
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I'm sitting on a wheel well in the back of my truck at a rest station with the morning sun heating my back. My mother just called me to ask if I was okay; she has crazy intense mom senses... sometimes I wonder if I'm under surveillance... I've been places and I've done some crazy things, but no matter what, she still worries about me.
Maybe because I do some dumb ass shit, sometimes.
Fortune favors the brave, my friends.
Maybe because I do some dumb ass shit, sometimes.
Fortune favors the brave, my friends.
Corbal
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So, I'm the Queen of doing dumb shit! LMFAO!
The other day when I was at school the teacher walked out and I swear it... I tried to upside down twerk on the wall.
My ass is heavier these days, I think. Pre-COVID Corbal wouldn't have failed such an easy task.
Anyways, almost broke my neck.
Good times.
The other day when I was at school the teacher walked out and I swear it... I tried to upside down twerk on the wall.
My ass is heavier these days, I think. Pre-COVID Corbal wouldn't have failed such an easy task.
Anyways, almost broke my neck.
Good times.
Dazer3
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Haha! Not at all, Corbal. I can only hope that is a true story!
hornyteacher76
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I had the best sex I ever had with a complete stranger. we were on jury duty together and got dismissed at the same time. She dragged me to the restroom and I just pounded the fuck out of her it was amazing. Back before everyone had a cell phone she wrote her name and number on a piece of paper and I stuck it in my pants pockets. the next day I forgot to get it out and washed the pants. Never heard from her or saw her again
Corbal
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I'm happy to report that, I am, in fact, a complete fucking idiot. In fact, most cannot believe that I'm 39 because... well, I act 4.5 years old.
blulilacgrl
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One of my biggest Dumbass moments (trust me, I have a lot) was telling my friend she couldn't be a lesbian when she came out to me. 
Now to be fair and in my defense, we became friends through work and the entire time I had known her she had talked about her boyfriend "Bob". So for a solid year she would tell me about Bob. Bob did this and Bob did that. So when she came out to me I was confused and my first reaction was "but what about Bob? How can you be a lesbian with a boyfriend? I mean bisexual sure but are you sure you are a lesbian?" It took a hot minute and a look from her for me to realize, she had always had a girlfriend. She had just called her girlfriend "Bob" and pretended she was a he because she was worried about what we, as her co-workers, would think. Once my brain caught on to what she was telling me, I cracked up, reassured her that her sexual orientation didn't matter to me in any way, and after that, if anyone mentioned a Bob we would lose our shit laughing.
Now to be fair and in my defense, we became friends through work and the entire time I had known her she had talked about her boyfriend "Bob". So for a solid year she would tell me about Bob. Bob did this and Bob did that. So when she came out to me I was confused and my first reaction was "but what about Bob? How can you be a lesbian with a boyfriend? I mean bisexual sure but are you sure you are a lesbian?" It took a hot minute and a look from her for me to realize, she had always had a girlfriend. She had just called her girlfriend "Bob" and pretended she was a he because she was worried about what we, as her co-workers, would think. Once my brain caught on to what she was telling me, I cracked up, reassured her that her sexual orientation didn't matter to me in any way, and after that, if anyone mentioned a Bob we would lose our shit laughing.
Modern_drunkard
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Most of my dumb shit is drunk dumb shit. Usually involves me jumping on or off things and getting hurt but recently it involved a bicycle. You know the ones you can rent in busy downtown areas? I rented one with friends and tried to ride it it up the side wall of an expressway. Wrecked and flipped. Tore the skin right off my shin. I think there are pictures somewhere.
MrDevereaux
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Similar to BCC
Looking for my phone while on phone. Glasses while wearing them. It’s dumb but it happens.
Looking for my phone while on phone. Glasses while wearing them. It’s dumb but it happens.
Dazer3
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One of my biggest Dumbass moments (trust me, I have a lot) was telling my friend she couldn't be a lesbian when she came out to me.
Now to be fair and in my defense, we became friends through work and the entire time I had known her she had talked about her boyfriend "Bob". So for a solid year she would tell me about Bob. Bob did this and Bob did that. So when she came out to me I was confused and my first reaction was "but what about Bob? How can you be a lesbian with a boyfriend? I mean bisexual sure but are you sure you are a lesbian?" It took a hot minute and a look from her for me to realize, she had always had a girlfriend. She had just called her girlfriend "Bob" and pretended she was a he because she was worried about what we, as her co-workers, would think. Once my brain caught on to what she was telling me, I cracked up, reassured her that her sexual orientation didn't matter to me in any way, and after that, if anyone mentioned a Bob we would lose our shit laughing.
This is all some deep shit. Please, I've got probably 45 minutes to think about this (MRI); I'll be back soon.
FunLi
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It keeps us young
This stuff happens to me all the time
I had a full on choreographed Beyoncé concert in my office and when I was finished being the star of the show, my boss at the time was leaning against my door and gave me a round of applause
jeff_is_smiling
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Walking home late at night while in high school, I really had to take a leak, so I went behind these bushes and peed on the wall. It was a back road and not a major street, so I felt safe. No headlights or anything - so I let fly.
In mid-stream, I get hit by a spot light! A cop car was observing me and my "suspicious" manner of scrambling behind the bushes and decided to investigate.
"What are you doing there, son?"
"Sorry, officer. I had to take a leak."
"Against a church wall?"
I had no idea...lol
In mid-stream, I get hit by a spot light! A cop car was observing me and my "suspicious" manner of scrambling behind the bushes and decided to investigate.
"What are you doing there, son?"
"Sorry, officer. I had to take a leak."
"Against a church wall?"
I had no idea...lol
