dumb question to start a thread

[rambling man]

maybe this is a dumb question, but I want to get a good fun sex thread started and this is the best I have got, but would you have sex with an alien who looked mostly human and was kind of good looking, kind of like leela on futurama?

 

[TinaG13]

Hell! I'm horny.... point me in his direction!

 

[rambling man]

okay but i must warn you..,.he has 3 cocks and makes bird noises during sex

 

[TinaG13]

3 Cocks!

Cool! With that many cocks, whose gonna notice the bird noises?

 

[rambling man]

what will you do with them all????? maybe one of the other gals should help out

 

[TinaG13]

When it cums to cock...

I don't need any help! LOL Hmmmm, since he's an alien, maybe these cocks can move around or become different sizes.
So one could fit ever so perfect in my pussy, one could move up so I can take it in my mouth, and one could be very small to slide up into my ass like a warm, slick tongue.

DAMN! Automatic cock heaven for me!

 

[rambling man]

actually the third one also functions as a tongue and can extend three feet

 

[TinaG13]

DAMN!

actually the third one also functions as a tongue and can extend three feet

Well in that case, it opens up even more possibilties!

So, what would you do with a female alien with 3 pussies and four tits?

 

[rambling man]

She would have to get used to being eaten and fucked at the same time most definitely. Maybe I would slide a dildo into her too, but I would not mind calling in some backup if I had to

 

[TinaG13]

LOL Sounds like a good plan. Hmmmmmm, wonder where all the reinforcements are hiding today? Maybe they are all afraid of aliens....

 

[GuyJD]

By all means, especially if she has 3 boobs.

 

[TinaG13]

By all means, especially if she has 3 boobs.

But what would you do with all those boobs?

 

[rambling man]

she could titty fuck two guys at the same time

 

[GuyJD]

By all means, especially if she has 3 boobs.

But what would you do with all those boobs?

Squeeze 2 and suck the middle one.

 

[Guest]

(In honor of Ren.)

It doesn't matter if it looks human or not as long as it has tenticles...lots and lots of tenticles!

 

[rambling man]

i'm intrigued...i'd say also if it was smart enough to tell me i was good when we are done

 

[Renegade]

Re: (In honor of Ren.)

It doesn't matter if it looks human or not as long as it has tenticles...lots and lots of tenticles!

I'm touched by that, Tiggs.

And I'd rather it not look like a normal human. Where's the fun in having sex with an alien if it looks like a human??? Sheesh!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: (In honor of Ren.)

I'm touched by that, Tiggs.

Anytime, Renny Baby!



Maybe you and I should write a Non Human story together like Pooh and I did?

 

[Renegade]

That would be cool. Thing is, I can't write for shit. lol

 

[Guest]

Rumor has it you were pretty good at cybering...

That's writing, hon!

 

[Renegade]

You want my credentials, or what? lol

 

[Guest]