Dull thread

[Svenskaflicka]

My sock drawer needs sorting.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Lo all

These things are very importand dear or the toilets would be stinking of sh** for a week, these Japs eat some bloody funny tackle you know.

ROFLMAO!!

Thanks Pop. I can always count on you.

Please remember, to order that fan, for the love of Pete!

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Lo all

these Japs eat some bloody funny tackle you know.

you make me larf like no other bloke on this board (well, maybe one).

Perdita

 

[pop_54]

My sock drawer needs sorting.

Could you do ours while you're at it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I have a driving lesson tomorrow at 1.30pm.

 

[NoJo]

SF, reminds me of a puzzle when I was a kid:

A color blind man has seven pairs of red socks, seven pairs of blue socks, in a drawer. Every morning he takes out some docks, shows them to his wife, who picks out a pair for him.

How many socks does he have to take out to be sure of having a matching pair?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That depends, Sub Joe. If he has NOTHING but red and blue socks in the drawer, he needs to take out 3 socks.

If he has some other color socks in there as well, it will be more.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Could you do ours while you're at it.

I have hardly enough space in the closet for MY stuff, let alone others.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lo all

ROFLMAO!!

Thanks Pop. I can always count on you.

Please remember, to order that fan, for the love of Pete!

~lucky

Ok dear, fan's ordered, well it will be in the morning, if not I'm taking a weeks holiday.

PS: It's just a rumour about me and Pete.

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Lo all

you make me larf like no other bloke on this board (well, maybe one).

Perdita

PS: Hello sexy legs, (or was it buggerlugs )

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lo all

PS: It's just a rumour about me and Pete.

You are a terrible liar!!! But thanks for playing.

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

I have a driving lesson tomorrow at 1.30pm.

Don't forget you all drive on the wrong side of the road over there these days.

 

[shereads]

Don't forget you all drive on the wrong side of the road over there these days.

In Miami, we obey the traffic laws of whichever country we happen to be from. There are no "sides."

Word to the wise: Stay out of traffic circles here; you call them "roundabouts" I think. Imagine one of them containing drivers from six different road cultures, each convinced that the other drivers don't know the correct way to use the roundabout and that they'd better get out of his way, because his turn is coming up....NOW!!

Crosses two lanes to make the turn, efficient as can be. Leaves wreckage in his wake.

It's not dull while it's happening, but it's dull to tell.

 

[destinie21]

I'm drunk

 

[minsue]

Yup. Damn. That didn't take long.

 

[destinie21]

Yup. Damn. That didn't take long.

I drank two or maybe three bottles of glen
maybe I'm just easy without the maybe

 

[minsue]

I drank two or maybe three bottles of glen
maybe I'm just easy without the maybe

I meant me! Sorry! I'm still working on my first couple shots of grain alcohol. i'm very easy.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Just counted the number of street lamps between here and my mother-in-law's house.

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

I feel like a pillow queen now if only someone would indulge me

 

[shereads]

Is Spam really spiced ham?

 

[shereads]

Craving iceberg lettuce and celery salad with a tall glass of ice water?

Me neither.

 

[destinie21]

I need a time machine

 

[shereads]

A time machine would be great. You could go back to last week and clip all of the grocery coupons you missed in the Sunday newspaper.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Or you could beam yourself back to last week, where the cop caught you in a speed trap and gave you a fat speeding ticket!

~lucky

 

[destinie21]

I was going to use it to go forward in time two hours just so it would be time for my wife to be here

We have some fucking to do