Dull thread

[lucky-E-leven]

Well, of course I do. Is that even a question worthy to be asked of a self-respecting thread starter? I'm shattered.

Will you clean the place and act as general gofer around here? And we can discuss the other... duties you'll have to do, more privately. Agreed?

Yes Madame...whatever you say. I'll be looking out for your PM.

~lucky

*obediently rises and grabs a broom, attempting to hide her smile over having duped the sexy thread starter into the 'bribe' ruse...other duties, wonder what those might be... *

 

[damppanties]

(Great. Now I have Lucky where I want her. Who next? Min? Sher? oooooh! *eyes glinting, rubbing hands together in excitement* )

 

[lucky-E-leven]

She thinks her panties are damp now...wait'll she gets a look at me in 3-D instead of on this silly computer screen...won't even know what hit her...ha ha ha, I'm so evil, but damn is it fun...

 

[Guest]

Great. Now I have Lucky where I want her. Who next? Min? Sher?

What am I, chopped liver?

Xarrumphotl! You and Joe Bubba!

Perdita

 

[damppanties]

What am I, chopped liver?

Xarrumphotl! You and Joe Bubba!

Perdita

But.. But... If you're adopting me, you can have your wicked way with me, not the other way around.

 

[damppanties]

Lucky's list of things to do

Counting toothpicks...
Peeling labels...
Kegel exercises at stoplights....
PLEASURING THREAD STARTER
Um...looking for split ends
Trimming fingernails
Scrubbing the tub in the nude....
PLEASURING THREAD STARTER
Pairing up matching socks...
Organizing marbles by color, size, weight...
Reading excessive posts about politics...
Stroking Perdita's bunny...
PLEASURING THREAD STARTER
Keeping up with the entire story on the 3-word thread....
Pruning bushes.....
Folding sheets...

And oh, almost forgot, cleaning up, afterwards.

 

[Guest]

But.. But... If you're adopting me, you can have your wicked way with me, not the other way around.

I like two-ways. (or 3 or 4...)

Perdita

 

[damppanties]

I like two-ways. (or 3 or 4...)

Perdita

Adopt me and get Lucky free.

That's 3.

 

[Guest]

Re: Lucky's list of things to do

Stroking Perdita's bunny...

Make that one a priority (and it's not the bunny in the cage I'm talking about ).

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Well between stroking your 'bunny' and pleasuring the thread starter, I sure do have my work cut out for me.

~lucky (never one to shy away from a challenge)

 

[damppanties]

Please, please kick me away from here.

 

[Guest]

Adopt me and get Lucky free.

Well, I think I'll need a partner. Hmmm... male, female? Tranny? Non-gendered?

Help your mum find a mate, gurls; we need a second income and a bigger flat.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Well, I think I'll need a partner. Hmmm... male, female? Tranny? Non-gendered?

Help your mum find a mate, gurls; we need a second income and a bigger flat.

Perdita

I vote for Pops. He's got a dirty mind and a patch to boot. Outta be a real crowd pleaser when the three of us get together.

~lucky

 

[damppanties]

... the three of us...

You forgot the bunny.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You forgot the bunny.

No, I selectively excluded the bunny. Have you ever seen their teeth? Uh uh, you're not getting that thing anywhere near me.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

You forgot the bunny.

Pops it is then. I adore him. He was my first AH crush. Should be waking up soon too.

Mum

edit: meant to quote Lucky, but you know what I mean.

 

[damppanties]

He was my first AH crush.

Mum

Who were the others?

Lucky, we can't leave the bunny out of it! Don't you have a heart?!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Who were the others?

Lucky, we can't leave the bunny out of it! Don't you have a heart?!

Yes, mistress, but my heart is in my...um...well...you know...my heart is in the safety of my charms

~lucky

Besides, we've already invited Perdita's 'bunny', so you can be responsible for the rodent and I'll take care of the other.

 

[Guest]

Who were the others?

Pops and I have been public for some time, we love getting lewd (even crude) here. Can't tell you the other.

Perdita

 

[damppanties]

my heart is in my...um...well...you know...

I KNOW.

 

[Guest]

Help out a tired and confused woman...

Who's got who, and how and why?

I've tried to follow this, but it's flippin tricky!

Lou

 

[damppanties]

Help out a tired and confused woman...

Who's got who, and how and why?

I've tried to follow this, but it's flippin tricky!

Lou

Happy to oblige.

I've got Lucky and Perdi's got us both and all three of us have got you. Clear enough?

 

[Guest]

Happy to oblige.

I've got Lucky and Perdi's got us both and all three of us have got you. Clear enough?

Ah! Ok, clear as mud now. Sounds intriguing.

But how and why? Where do you want me?

Lou

 

[damppanties]

Ah! Ok, clear as mud now. Sounds intriguing.

But how and why? Where do you want me?

Lou

Oh, there's no need for any how or why. And I want you all over.

 

[Guest]

Oh, there's no need for any how or why. And I want you all over.

WOOHOO!!! I'm in!

I was just about to sort out the washing, but this is *much* more enjoyable.

Lou