Dull thread

[CharleyH]

Jesus! This is starting to be the totally 'hot' post . . . but then again - yawn - need more details to tell your of my complete boredom.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My film is almost over. I think I'll have a cup of coffe before I e-mail my homework to my teacher.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Taking this opportunity to give a shout out to my lovely troll. Your single vote made a world of difference. Beware when walking dark alleys alone

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

I'm on the the sixth redraft of the outline of my screenplay. I've been on it four to six hours a day for over two months. This draft has zero sex in it. I hope that does the trick.

I've learnt a rule: Keep quiet about your story until it's finished.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sending Sub Joe well wishes and a full bottle of writer's block pills!

Good luck and thanks for sharing the tip...is a good one.

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Thanks. I'm not so much blocked, as unable to come with a story that's any bloody good! Do you have any talent pills as well?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thanks. I'm not so much blocked, as unable to come with a story that's any bloody good! Do you have any talent pills as well?

Yes, they're my old man's for in the bedroom...and he needs them all...trust me. Could drop you a line on how to find them if you want, though.

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Please, lucky, I don't want to take any of your old man's talent. I'm not quite sure I understand, though: Are you saying he keeps his word-processor in the bedroom?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Please, lucky, I don't want to take any of your old man's talent. I'm not quite sure I understand, though: Are you saying he keeps his word-processor in the bedroom?

Oh Joe, your naievete is touching. If his only problem was word processing, you would see very little of me here.

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Oh I see. Well, maybe you should let him have a peek at some of the stuff you've been writing on the "Creative Minds" thread. That might cause a stirring in his talent department. It worked for me, anyway!

 

[shereads]

It rained for a while this morning, but it stopped in the afternoon. It's raining again now. Not much, but a little.

 

[minsue]

It rained for a while this morning, but it stopped in the afternoon. It's raining again now. Not much, but a little.

That may be dull to you, sher, but it would be the highlight of my week if we got a little rain.

Wow. That's really sad, isn't it?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Did income taxes tonight.

~lucky

 

[shereads]

Did income taxes tonight.

~lucky

Well thank you very much, Miss Did-My-Taxes-Already. Now I'm tense.

 

[Guest]

Already got my refund. E-file is great.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Well thank you very much, Miss Did-My-Taxes-Already. Now I'm tense.

NOW you're tense? Ha! I've seen you argue politics and I'd say you were tense long before I mentioned my taxes. And for the record, I wish I'd done them the last damn day.

Send 'em over, I'll take care of it. Got a computer program and it's pretty quick and painless...at least until the bottom line.

~lucky

 

[damppanties]

Ok, I think I'm going to officially close this thread now. Go all of you. Shoo! Go to other threads. Nothing can be dull over here. Lucky makes income tax sound interesting.

*pulls down the shutter and locks the place*

 

[minsue]

Ok, I think I'm going to officially close this thread now. Go all of you. Shoo! Go to other threads. Nothing can be dull over here. Lucky makes income tax sound interesting.

*pulls down the shutter and locks the place*

Lucky said something about income taxes? Huh, that's funny, I didn't notice. It may have been that I was staring at her AV.

 

[damppanties]

Lucky ..... I was staring at her AV.

See? That's another thing...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky said something about income taxes? Huh, that's funny, I didn't notice. It may have been that I was staring at her AV.

I only put that one up for the silly Janet's Boob thread. If it's really a problem, I can pull her down and put her back to bed...

~lucky

 

[damppanties]

I only put that one up for the silly Janet's Boob thread. If it's really a problem, I can pull her down and put her back to bed...

~lucky

Problem? Problem??? PROBLEM????!!!!

No.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

See? That's another thing...

Hey! Wait a minute! Y'all are going to get me lynched for causing the shut down of the Dull Thread. Many dull people have found a home here and will be mighty pissed if it gets shut down because of me. Banish me if you must, but please don't shut down the entire thread, Dampy, please!

~lucky

on knees, begging....

 

[damppanties]

Hey! Wait a minute! Y'all are going to get me lynched for causing the shut down of the Dull Thread. Many dull people have found a home here and will be mighty pissed if it gets shut down because of me. Banish me if you must, but please don't shut down the entire thread, Dampy, please!

~lucky

on knees, begging....

Oh well... lemme think.... I dunno.

Maybe...

Not sure really...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh well... lemme think.... I dunno.

Maybe...

Not sure really...

Please, Dampy...I can be dull, really I can, look let me show you....

Counting toothpicks...
Peeling labels...
Kegel exercises at stoplights....
*shit that won't work*
Um...looking for split ends
Trimming fingernails
Scrubbing the tub in the nude....
*dammit, I know I can do this*
Pairing up matching socks...
Organizing marbles by color, size, weight...
Reading excessive posts about politics...
Stroking Perdita's bunny...
*God, why is this so hard!?*
Keeping up with the entire story on the 3-word thread....
Pruning bushes.....
Folding sheets...

Please, Dampy, please let me stay. I'll work on it , I promise!

~lucky

do you take bribes? I'm already on my knees...

 

[damppanties]

do you take bribes?

Well, of course I do. Is that even a question worthy to be asked of a self-respecting thread starter? I'm shattered.

Will you clean the place and act as general gofer around here? And we can discuss the other... duties you'll have to do, more privately. Agreed?