Dull thread

[pop_54]

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Those I have and amazingly enough, they don't set off airport security.

Bumpy ride, then?

~lucky

It was Ok going up, it was persuading the bloody thing to land that was the problem, I bounced it I'm affraid, 4 times

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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It was Ok going up, it was persuading the bloody thing to land that was the problem, I bounced it I'm affraid, 4 times

LOL!

Yes, I'm afraid if I'd have had any friends along...well it would've been a bit of a mess.

Glad you landed safely, ya big silly. Wouldn't be the same around here without you.

~lucky

Svenskaflicka: I'm afraid ping pong balls would not do the trick. Potential collapse under kegel and all.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Just for beginners, then?

I've just finished watching "The FUll Monty". I LOVE that film!

OK, I'm off to bed.

 

[Guest]

My chin is bleeding.

 

[pop_54]

Oh dear

My chin is bleeding.

Oh dear, dear.

Lo Lou darlin ow R U

 

[Guest]

I'm ok, thanks, sweetie.

 

[pop_54]

Good

Hello cat's got up, he's heading for the door, yes go on, yessss, no he's changed his mind.

 

[Guest]

My dog's nibbling his arse. I keep trying to stop him, but he seems to be enjoying himself.

 

[Guest]

My chin is bleeding.

Aw, Loulou. Get a new razor, sweets.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Aw, Loulou. Get a new razor, sweets.

Perdita

LOL!

You must be a mind reader. If anyone asked how, or why, I was going to say I'd cut myself shaving.

Thanks for the giggles.

Loulou

 

[dirtylover]

dullness

Bump!

I just have to say [insert female name here] that you are hot. I would like to [some kind of sexual activity] to you. Please post [another pic, etc].

Do I win for dullness?

 

[shereads]

ella, sorry to break it to you but there's only one goddess on the AH and it's La Svenskaya (so deemed before your time). Stick with the patroness role.

Perdita

If other asylums can have more than one Jesus Christ, this one can have more than one goddess.

 

[pop_54]

Yeppers

Yeppers cat's gone out at last, yessss go on, that's it cat flap's closed behind him.

Hi she dear your box is full by the way, (not guilty).

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Writing 'How to' manual for appropriate handwashing techniques.

~lucky

to be posted in my bathroom where white towels hang with new gray stains...aren't the hands supposed to be clean before they hit the towel? wtf?

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmm

Writing 'How to' manual for appropriate handwashing techniques.

~lucky

to be posted in my bathroom where white towels hang with new gray stains...aren't the hands supposed to be clean before they hit the towel? wtf?

No need, I'm a good shot darling.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Hmmmmm

No need, I'm a good shot darling.

A good shot you may be, Pop, but if your stuff is coming out gray...well you might want to have that checked out.

Thanks for taking up the clean towel cause, though. I'm pissed.

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

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A good shot you may be, Pop, but if your stuff is coming out gray...well you might want to have that checked out.

Thanks for taking up the clean towel cause, though. I'm pissed.

~lucky

When you get to my age and state, you cellebrate if it cum's out at all. I always wash my hands and everything else afterwards, Oh and a mouthwash.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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When you get to my age and state, you cellebrate if it cum's out at all. I always wash my hands and everything else afterwards, Oh and a mouthwash.

Sweetie, I love you, but if that stuff starts coming out of me (no matter what color) I'm heading straight to the hospital

Your hand washing is appreciated, so long as it's thorough and my towels can remain white!

~lucky

P.S. You forgot to tell me you used the last of the mouthwash...I could've gotten more at the store.

 

[pop_54]

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Sweetie, I love you, but if that stuff starts coming out of me (no matter what color) I'm heading straight to the hospital

Your hand washing is appreciated, so long as it's thorough and my towels can remain white!

~lucky

P.S. You forgot to tell me you used the last of the mouthwash...I could've gotten more at the store.

Sorry dear, Oh and toothpicks.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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Sorry dear, Oh and toothpicks.

Anything else?...(crossing arms across chest and tapping foot impatiently)



g'nite Pops

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Staring at a flashing cursor on an otherwise blank page...waiting for the story to unfold in my head.

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Hmmmmmm

Three million years I've been the car park attendant here.

Damn...I knew you were old, but three million years?

Sheesh!

~lucky

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If other asylums can have more than one Jesus Christ, this one can have more than one goddess.

There can be only one Goddess of Vice!!!


But I hear they're looking for a Goddess of Sleaze, a Goddess of Drool, and a Goddess of Dirty Suggestions.

The titles may not sound like much, but the hours are very flexible, the salary's gerat, and there are tons of perks and bonuses.

The only rule is that you mustn't refer to yourself as "goddess" in the same thread as me. Sorry 'bout that. It's a First Come, First Getting Her Ass Licked -rule.
But if you beat me to a thread, you may go ahead.

 

[Guest]

That sounds fair, Flicka. May I be the Goddess of Twat? I know all the rules.

P.

 

[Black Tulip]

That sounds fair, Flicka. May I be the Goddess of Twat? I know all the rules.

P.

Aaarrrggghhh

I can't take any more. Please stop using the T. word.
Please, please, please.

Ooops, forgot this was the dull thread.