Dudly Donkeyherd racist

[JohnnySavage]

OMG!!

I mean, the Mackerels put a general manager in their dugout. People freaked out. You know, like, “Whoa!” It’s baseball. You don’t think a general manager can manage? Like it’s impossible? The game is too complex? Like, I’ve never bought into that. “Baseball’s too complex.” Really? A third of the sport is from the Dominican Republic. The Dominican Republic is not been known, in my lifetime, as having, you know, world-class academic abilities. I mean, a lot of those kids come from rough backgrounds, and have not had opportunities academically that other kids from other countries have. Baseball’s like any sport. It’s mostly instincts.

 

[pointless]

parody threads just aren't what they used to be.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They never were. It's part of the GB charm

 

[JohnnySavage]

Although this one has depth because:

1. Only about 10 people know who/what the Marlins are
2. Of those 10 people, only one knows who Cowherd is.

This is a parody of a parody.

 

[pointless]

i only know who colin cowherd is because some times i just leave the tv on in the middle of afternoon for background noise and occasionally i don't even bother changing the channel from the night before. when those nights before were spent watching random sporting events on whatever espn they put that tard on that means i get to listen to that douchebag say stupid, arrogant, poorly structured nonsense while i roll my eyes and wonder why i even bothered to turn the fucking television on in the first place. after that i play baldur's gate or baseball mogul or something. basically, it all works out in the end.