duck... duck....

[LukkyKnight]

It's a children's game, don't you recall? Sit in a circle facing in, one wanders around the outside tapping heads saying, "duck.... duck.... duck...."

Did you know not everybody agrees on what that "other" word/term/fowl is?

 

[modest mouse]

New Poll:

What has LukkyKnight been drinking?

a) Scotch

b) Beer

c) Wine

d) Absinthe

e) Bleach

f) LSD

g) Nothing, he is crazy like this.


(my answer...goose)

 

[Dynamite]

LukkyKnight,

You need a "goosing."

 

[Mellon Collie]

Eh, drinking LSD?

The things you kids come up with these days.

 

[LRC]

I voted other

It's

duck
duck

THE SKY IS FALLING !!
THE SKY IS FALLING !!

That's just my 2 Henny Pennys.

Oh well , this Chick-en Lit-tle is getting her Foxy Woxy butt to bed to dream of Cocky Locky.

 

[cymbidia]

There's a little white duck sitting in the water
a little white duck doing what he oughter
he took a bite of a lily pad
flapped his wings and he said "I'm glad
I'm a little white duck sitting in the water
Quack! Quack! Quack!

 

[Never]

Can't tell that you're a mother cym.

 

[cymbidia]

You want me to call you and sing it to you?

 

[Rhys]

here ducky ducky ducky!

I think I posted this earlier but for the benefit of this thread
I' ll endeavor to repeat myself...

ahem...(cough) <warming up the baritone singing voice>

rubber ducky you're
the one...
you make bathtime lots of fun
rubber ducky
I'm awfully fond of you.....


Bert and Ernie...Zen masters!

 

[Herbie Handcock]

Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap bar of soap
oh I wish I were a little bar of soap bar of soap
cause I'd go slipidy slidey glidey over everybody's hiney
oh I wish I were a little bar of soap.


Ok I've disgraced myself with that song and I have no idea how to spell some of those odd ball words so give me the hell I deserve.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Fuzzy Duck

Fuzzy Duck

Fuzzy Duck

Fuzzy Duck

Fuzzy Duck

Fuzzy Duck

Does he Fuzz?

Yes He Does!

Fuzzy Duck

Fuzzy Duck

Fuck a Duck . . . Shit!

C O N S U M E !

 

[Angelus]

Ahhhh.... one of the good drinking games..... seeing how much you can screw up Fuzzy Duck.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Ahhhh.... one of the good drinking games..... seeing how much you can screw up Fuzzy Duck.

Angelus - Rotorua?

 

[Debbie]

Make mine a fluffy duck, bartender.

1 part White rum
1 part Advocaat
Lemonade
Double Cream
Strawberry

Mix the rum and the advocaat in a hi-ball glass with crushed ice.
Top with Lemonade.
Float the cream on top.
Slip the strawberry and place on the rim of the glass and serve.

 

[cymbidia]

We don't have that game in the US, Kiwiboys. At least, i never knew anything about that that game. It gets to be more fun the more you drink, though, i can tell.




Daring duck of mystery, champion of right.
Swoops out of the shadows, Darkwing owns the night.
Somewhere some villain schemes, but his number's up (3-2-1)

Darkwing Duck (when there's trouble you call DW.)
Darkwing Duck, Let's get Dangerous.
Darkwing Duck (Darkwing, Darkwing Duck!)

 

[Herbie Handcock]

Damn I thought Fuzzy was a Bear.

 

[Debbie]

Fuzzy Duck.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is a drinking game called fuzzy duck. It's a good word type game which becomes much harder when pissed. The rules are quite straightforward , the players sit round a table or in a circle on the floor. Each participant has a drink in front of them, we like to do this using small glasses each with a very strong shot in it.

The play commences as follows:

one player is nominated to start.
They either say "FUZZY DUCK" or "DUCKY FUZZ" the choice is theirs.
If the first player said "FUZZY DUCK" then the player on their left can either say "FUZZY DUCK" or "DOES HE".
If the first player said "DUCKY FUZZ" then the player on their right can either say "DUCKY FUZZ" or "DOES HE".
If the second player in either direction repeats the first player then the play passes on to the next person round the table. They can say "FUZZY DUCK"/"DUCKY FUZZ" following the second player or "DOES HE".
The phrase "DOES HE" reverses the play around the group ie switches clockwise for anti-clockwise or vice-versa. It also has the effect of changing the phrase so "DUCKY FUZZ" becomes "FUZZY DUCK" and vice-versa.
Two people can say "DOES HE" one after another, this has the effect that the play carries on in the same direction as before and with the same phrase.
There are only two more rules, you cannot say the same phrase twice in one session. If you said "DUCKY FUZZ" last time and the order of play means that you should say "DUCKY FUZZ" again you must say "DOES HE" so reversing the direction of play and the phrase.
If anyone makes any form of mistake in pronunciation or in the order of play,ie saying the same phrase twice, then a forfeit must be payed. Normally this consists of downing your shot in one, any mistakes in carrying out the forfeit can lead to further forfits.

O.K it sounds complicated but it isn't to bad if you try it. Below is a simulated game between five people (number 1 to 5 in a clockwise direction), player 1 starts.

Player 1. "FUZZY DUCK"
2. "FUZZY DUCK"
3. "FUZZY DUCK"
4. "DOES HE"
3. "DUCKY FUZZ"
2. "DOES HE"
3. "FUZZY DUCK"
4. "FUZZY DUCK"
5. "FUZZY DUCK"
1. "FUZZY DUCK".....Player one is at fault for saying the same
phrase twice. They should have said "DOES HE".

The game works best if you start a session slowly and gradually build up speed. A session lasts until someone makes a mistake. A small tip watch your pronunciation "DUCKY FUZZ" can quite easily become "F**K HE DOES" and "FUZZY DUCK" becomes "DOES HE F**K".

 

[Angelus]

No wonder I kept on screwing that one up and getting wasted all the time!

Bastards!

 

[Black_Bird]

You forgot an option...

... you forgot "Fuck."

Fuck fuck fuck a duck duck duck!