Drunk

[kbate]

I'll probably go for another spider bite, if only because I can then post some horrid pictures to annoy Fata (rhymes with Waiter).

 

[PayDay]

I'll probably go for another spider bite, if only because I can then post some horrid pictures to annoy Fata (rhymes with Waiter).

I'm totally three sheets to the wind. I'm thinking of making one of these drunk threads to show my ass.


What say yous?

 

[Que Va]

I'll probably go for another spider bite, if only because I can then post some horrid pictures to annoy Fata (rhymes with Waiter).

I could repost one of the many scorpions underfoot here if that would help.

 

[kbate]

I could repost one of the many scorpions underfoot here if that would help.

Nobody would believe that I stepped on a scorpion, we do not have them where I live.

 

[Equinoxe]

I don't even get into them after they finish; simply no interest at all in the box.

Perhaps if the kids want one, we'll buy a dvd set for Christmas, but even then I doubt it would be Game of Thrones.

Oh, I know. You don't even have any sort of television service.

Although I'm sure it's a quality source of children's entertainment, that does seem probably for the best.

On a side note: I fell down and broke my "bone to be named after searching Lit and google".

Hmm. What is the best and most exciting bone to have broken? Or what real-and-horrifying-to-break-sounding-but-imaginary bone could we make up?

are we there yet?

Not quite. We are still 33 posts and, more concerning, 20 posters short. The views are more negotiable, but there's still 2001 needed.

 

[cjh]

*posts

 

[PayDay]

Nobody would believe that I stepped on a scorpion, we do not have them where I live.

That claim is bold. I might believe it with supporting evidence...

 

[kbate]

It is difficult to say which is the most exciting bone to break, and let me assure you that I have tried several and in some interesting combinations as well.

Ankles are interesting but not exciting, I've broken both fibulas at one point or another but neither did much for me. Ribs are boring. Collarbones are exciting until the impact with the ground, but after that, boring. Toes are scarcely noticeable.

My fake lit breaks are more exciting, olecranons and so on, but only for the few seconds it takes to type the words.

 

[Equinoxe]

*posts

Yay. 19 posters left to go.

It is difficult to say which is the most exciting bone to break, and let me assure you that I have tried several and in some interesting combinations as well.

Ankles are interesting but not exciting, I've broken both fibulas at one point or another but neither did much for me. Ribs are boring. Collarbones are exciting until the impact with the ground, but after that, boring. Toes are scarcely noticeable.

My fake lit breaks are more exciting, olecranons and so on, but only for the few seconds it takes to type the words.

More exciting and I should imagine more enjoyable for you as well. Of course, I shall have to defer to your extensive knowledge of broken bones, not being experienced in that realm myself.

Hmm.

 

[PayDay]

It is difficult to say which is the most exciting bone to break, and let me assure you that I have tried several and in some interesting combinations as well.

Ankles are interesting but not exciting, I've broken both fibulas at one point or another but neither did much for me. Ribs are boring. Collarbones are exciting until the impact with the ground, but after that, boring. Toes are scarcely noticeable.

My fake lit breaks are more exciting, olecranons and so on, but only for the few seconds it takes to type the words.

Lawls you are so much fun.

 

[kbate]

Lawls you are so much fun.

lawls?

I am much more fun when I'm not nursing a real broken leg and a fake broken olecranon and fake broken occipital nerve, plus two fake spider bites and one fake snake bite to go along with my very real and very no longer infected and finally healing dog bite.

lawls?

 

[unregistered]

 

[PayDay]

lawls?

I am much more fun when I'm not nursing a real broken leg and a fake broken olecranon and fake broken occipital nerve, plus two fake spider bites and one fake snake bite to go along with my very real and very no longer infected and finally healing dog bite.

lawls?

Everyone lies on the Internet

 

[PayDay]

He probably meant lulz.

I know what I wrote

 

[unregistered]

 

[PayDay]

My internet cock is legendary.

@ win dude. Nicely done. Glad to hear about teh kitty too

 

[Equinoxe]

"Lawl" is, as established, a bastard usage which brings shame upon its user.

 

[kbate]

"Lawl" is, as established, a bastard usage which brings shame upon its user.

and there I was hoping for an all evesdream forum.

lawl.

*shudder*

Laurel, thank you for not subjecting us to my whimsy!

 

[PayDay]

"Lawl" is, as established, a bastard usage which brings shame upon its user.

Booooo, premarital sex brings shame to religious. At least you posted something intelligible in this thread for once.


Also, I seen'd Kbate's bewbie. 'twas hotness.

 

[Equinoxe]

and there I was hoping for an all evesdream forum.

lawl.

*shudder*

Laurel, thank you for not subjecting us to my whimsy!

I'm sorry. I know this must be so difficult for you. The shame of it is probably why she has avoided posting in this thread.

But I let her know there was hope for the truly repentant.

Booooo, premarital sex brings shame to religious. At least you posted something intelligible in this thread for once.

Everything I've posted in this thread was intelligible. Everything I've ever posted is intelligible. Especially the unintelligible parts.

... Get out of my head.

I am not a malevolent hedgehog, I'm afraid.

 

[kbate]

I'm sorry. I know this must be so difficult for you. The shame of it is probably why she has avoided posting in this thread.

But I let her know there was hope for the truly repentant.



Everything I've posted in this thread was intelligible. Everything I've ever posted is intelligible. Especially the unintelligible parts.

I think I want to go back to 2005 and redact everything you and I ever discussed.

Now I think we were just weird.

 

[Equinoxe]

I think I want to go back to 2005 and redact everything you and I ever discussed.

Now I think we were just weird.

Ha! And deprive the world of anything of the sort?

But maybe so.

I found that one when I was looking for a post where I linked to a Youtube video of Hedgehog in the Fog.

It took me a bit.

The key to understanding is: "Go gcreime na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do cheann!"

 

[naughtyMarine31]

Wow... Kbate and you in a dick measuring competition. What could be more interesting?

 

[Equinoxe]

And someone says I'm unintelligible.

In other news, somehow my count was 5 posters off, so we're actually only 14 posters short now.

 

[spacekowboy]

Still no druken naked bits?



I'll check back tomorrow.