Drunk

Oh, and yesterday I meant to wish a happy birthday to someone who hasn't posted at Lit in 8 years, but apparently just turned 33.

If only this thread had half its radness. *sigh*

But this thread has radness in spades—radness by the barrel—radness by the metric tonne!

It has everything. Non-drunkenness. A plethora of imaginary injuries. Accusations of being illogical.
 
Oh, and yesterday I meant to wish a happy birthday to someone who hasn't posted at Lit in 8 years, but apparently just turned 33.



But this thread has radness in spades—radness by the barrel—radness by the metric tonne!

It has everything. Non-drunkenness. A plethora of imaginary injuries. Accusations of being illogical.

Mmm I guess.

Anti-penis aura.

Still - it's missing something. Something epically rad. I mean other than me.
 
This is a fun post to quote.

If you wait a few more pages, I won't remember what we were posting about at the time and you can make it into a sexually charged post which for about three seconds would increase the 'rad factor' by one.
 
We're getting very close to reaching one third of our goal. Unfortunately, it cannot reach the second part in the same time, since that would be impossible (it needs more posters than posts).

On the plus side, it will have reached that point in far less time than the other thread, which could be considered another popularity factor heretofore unthought of.
 
We shall then declare victory and call the other thread starting poster assorted vicious names.

The upstart with the third drunk thread, well pfft.
 
We shall then declare victory and call the other thread starting poster assorted vicious names.

The upstart with the third drunk thread, well pfft.

That was going to be my suggestion! Well the first part, anyhow—I hadn't actually considered the second, but it seems corollary.

It is, after all, a long and not-so-glorious GB tradition.
 
If you wait a few more pages, I won't remember what we were posting about at the time and you can make it into a sexually charged post which for about three seconds would increase the 'rad factor' by one.

or you can go down there and get bitten by Aussie spiders and snake
Survival is far from granted but that's show business
 
We shall then declare victory and call the other thread starting poster assorted vicious names.

The upstart with the third drunk thread, well pfft.

upstart... HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Starting is always up.
 
I'll add a post, and a poster, though I don't know what the arbitrary goal is.

There was a time when I did unmentionable things under the influence of tequila, but those days are deep in my sordid past. Now, a beer at home quickly sends me to sleep. In a bar or restaurant I can usually manage three before needing to go home to sleep.

I'm not the girl I used to be.

Figures... everything else of you I miss, too.
 
If you wait a few more pages, I won't remember what we were posting about at the time and you can make it into a sexually charged post which for about three seconds would increase the 'rad factor' by one.

Sexually charged?

"Simply no interest at all in the box"

Rather funny out of context.

I was already doing just that. Increasing the rad. Well, I thought I was.

Somebody had to increase the rad factor. Unsurprisingly enough, that somebody was me.
 
Victory is hereby declared.

I was doing my victory dance this morning, but I tripped fell down and broke my left humerus. I'm posting this from the hospital emergency room, where I will probably be sitting for the next 9 weeks due to the huge number of illegal aliens pouring in to register to vote at the MediVoter stations.
 
I was doing my victory dance this morning, but I tripped fell down and broke my left humerus. I'm posting this from the hospital emergency room, where I will probably be sitting for the next 9 weeks due to the huge number of illegal aliens pouring in to register to vote at the MediVoter stations.

How tragic! I'm so sorry to hear that.

In truth I should have waited and let you declare victory, but I was concerned about the possibility that you would be seriously injured and unable to do so. I was so remiss, though, that I had not even thought about the possible toll of a victory dance.
 
How tragic! I'm so sorry to hear that.

In truth I should have waited and let you declare victory, but I was concerned about the possibility that you would be seriously injured and unable to do so. I was so remiss, though, that I had not even thought about the possible troll of a victory dance.

I had to correct your typo.

I am going for a drive today, I won't be drinking but at some point I believe I will have a Pastrami and Swiss sandwich on some of the best rye in Virginia.

I may also have a diet coke and some chips, but that isn't yet decided.
 
I had to correct your typo.

I am going for a drive today, I won't be drinking but at some point I believe I will have a Pastrami and Swiss sandwich on some of the best rye in Virginia.

I may also have a diet coke and some chips, but that isn't yet decided.

Oh. Again—per the internet vernacular—I see what you did there. (I was actually genuinely concerned that I had made a typo for a moment.)

That's good. In general I would recommend against drinking and driving. I have no particular opinion on Pastrami and Swiss sandwiches, since I do not eat such, but I do enjoy Swiss cheese and a good rye bread is fabulous.

What variety of chips would you have, if you decided to have chips?
 
Oh. Again—per the internet vernacular—I see what you did there. (I was actually genuinely concerned that I had made a typo for a moment.)

That's good. In general I would recommend against drinking and driving. I have no particular opinion on Pastrami and Swiss sandwiches, since I do not eat such, but I do enjoy Swiss cheese and a good rye bread is fabulous.

What variety of chips would you have, if you decided to have chips?

French Fries, if I must. The small deli I intend to visit makes the most delicious freshly cut fries in the entire Shenandoah Valley.
 



"You're not drunk until you can lie on the floor without holding on."
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-Dean Martin​



 
I had to correct your typo.

I am going for a drive today, I won't be drinking but at some point I believe I will have a Pastrami and Swiss sandwich on some of the best rye in Virginia.

I may also have a diet coke and some chips, but that isn't yet decided.

May I suggest you mix the rye with the diet coke, it should take your mind off of the broken bone.
 
French Fries, if I must. The small deli I intend to visit makes the most delicious freshly cut fries in the entire Shenandoah Valley.

Oh, I see. How lovely. I shan't—and hope needn't—even ask about condiments, because I have confidence that you will choose correctly.
 
I use no condiments, if the potatoes are not good then condiments cannot save them, if they are good and well cooked then no condiments are required.

They were good, I am sated.
 
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