Drunk

[scrymettet]

When I'm gone..
When I'm gone...

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone....

I'll post a pic of me touching myself when you're gone.

:ninja:

 

[PayDay]

3 minutes into oxy and I'm out of it... and almost asleep.

I thought it was supposed to be fun.

Are you recreating?

 

[girlsmiley]

This pic of my ruins from my 2006 summer vacation. (not my pic, some neat ruins)

The face of the ruins you left behind in 2014.

*poof*

 

[scrymettet]

I killed the thread

sorry

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm drinking water, over ice. Some say it's 4 billion years old. I'm not feeling it.

 

[Disgustipated]

I killed the thread

sorry

I bet it's not because you're really weird.

 

[KUJACK]

drunk

Every night. Horny and ready to fuck.

 

[Equinoxe]

Well, this seems to have gone swimmingly in my unfortunate absence (long story short, I thought I was dying, but I took a nap and it turns out I wasn't).

So by my count we still need 80 more posts, 22 more posters, and 2694 more views. It's the latter two that are going to be the issue, I think.

 

[PayDay]

Wel.. Alive is good. Very good.

 

[Radiohead]

Oddly my drunk thread isn't as popular as Garnate's drunk thread.

Probably because of the lack of the sex video, dear.

 

[Brollyanna]

I'll work on those naked selfies, right now I'm searching my 'boy's' cell phone for the pics we took while walking on the Trail to Bear's Den. Yes that's a euphemism for something completely filthy that I'll describe as soon as someone tells me how to use my editing program and then how to crop/post/edit pics to get the recognizable detail out of them, also I was bitten by a snake, a spider and fell and broke my sacrum and my left Occipital nerve so the pics might take some time.

If this is what happens when you get shafted in the ass with a 9 inch cock, I think I'll scrub that from my bucket list. *

*

 

[Que Va]

drunk

 

[kbate]

Probably because of the lack of the sex video, dear.

I thought I mentioned that somewhere on page 2. But if you had been here for page 7, you'd have seen a portion of my left breast posted for about 25 seconds.

 

[kbate]

If this is what happens when you get shafted in the ass with a 9 inch cock, I think I'll scrub that from my bucket list.

Honestly, I am uncertain that the broken nerves, bones and the spider bite were related to the 'walk to bears den'. I am less certain about the snakebite or the fractured olecranon.

 

[kbate]

Well, this seems to have gone swimmingly in my unfortunate absence (long story short, I thought I was dying, but I took a nap and it turns out I wasn't).

So by my count we still need 80 more posts, 22 more posters, and 2694 more views. It's the latter two that are going to be the issue, I think.

Well, Chef did come in and add a new poster to the count and I know we can do the 80 posts, in fact since I don't multi-quote I can probably do half of them myself.

The best bit so far is that we managed one of Brollyanna's rare posts, although I had to go to channeled snark to do that.

 

[Equinoxe]

Well, Chef did come in and add a new poster to the count and I know we can do the 80 posts, in fact since I don't multi-quote I can probably do half of them myself.

The best bit so far is that we managed one of Brollyanna's rare posts, although I had to go to channeled snark to do that.

Indeed! We're getting there—it just took a little faith, patience, and perseverance. Now we only need 72 new posts, 20 new posters, and a number of a views that I don't really feel like checking at the moment. But the number of views isn't too much of a concern, if you consider the relative ages of the threads (in time it should catch up).

Yes. It was a very clever piece of bait on your part.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It was a very clever piece of bait on your part.

And as we all know...the servant waits while the master baits.

http://media3.giphy.com/media/iKkUkjlcxCizu/giphy.gif

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ducks-laughing.gif

 

[kbate]

And as we all know...the servant waits while the master baits.

No. no and No.

 

[Equinoxe]

Well, good. So that's settled.

 

[marshalt]

There is a girl passed out in the hallway. I know this girl lives in this building but I don't know which apartment. I attempted to wake her up so she could finish getting home, but she called me a "cocksucker" because I don't have a blue ray copy of Frozen for her to borrow. She then proceeded to go back to sleep, right in the middle of the hallway.

 

[Mr Noone]

There is a girl passed out in the hallway. I know this girl lives in this building but I don't know which apartment. I attempted to wake her up so she could finish getting home, but she called me a "cocksucker" because I don't have a blue ray copy of Frozen for her to borrow. She then proceeded to go back to sleep, right in the middle of the hallway.

We live in interesting times.

 

[kbate]

There is a girl passed out in the hallway. I know this girl lives in this building but I don't know which apartment. I attempted to wake her up so she could finish getting home, but she called me a "cocksucker" because I don't have a blue ray copy of Frozen for her to borrow. She then proceeded to go back to sleep, right in the middle of the hallway.

Did you Cosby her?

 

[scrymettet]

I volunteer for lamb leg sitting

 

[girlsmiley]

Did you Cosby her?

Don't.

 

[Equinoxe]

Awaken, O ye of the board, and post herein.

We can't slow down now! It is getting too close to its wholly arbitrary goal. We have but a few score posts until it reaches such glories. Rally! Arise and join in.