Drunk posting

[NeonSubtlety]

Can the tipsy take part? Or are you guys sticklers? I don't want to have to make another thread.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Not sure I have anything compatible.

Let me get home and you can help me decide which to try.

And if I'm feeling particularly generous, I might even let you help me decide which nighty to wear.

You should model several for us to choose from.

Btw, brandy goes well in egg nog

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can the tipsy take part? Or are you guys sticklers? I don't want to have to make another thread.

Yes. No. of course not, we should stick together.

Hmmm, maybe I should find something to drink

Maybe you should.

You should model several for us to choose from.

Btw, brandy goes well in egg nog

Not bloody likely, but nice try. fyi, I do have an Am Pics thread, but don't get too excited.

No brandy. Here's what I do have:

a)Guinness
b)Smirnoff Ice Raspberry or Green Apple
c)a bottle of Gewurtztraminer. A glass or two of that and I'm giddy as fuck.

Now to do a brief inventory of the lingerie drawer...:

 

[Pi_314]

Yes. No. of course not, we should stick together.



Maybe you should.



Not bloody likely, but nice try. fyi, I do have an Am Pics thread, but don't get too excited.

No brandy. Here's what I do have:

a)Guinness
b)Smirnoff Ice Raspberry or Green Apple
c)a bottle of Gewurtztraminer. A glass or two of that and I'm giddy as fuck.

Now to do a brief inventory of the lingerie drawer...:

Sounds like you (and the rest of us) are gonna have a fun night. Now, I must find your am pics thread. As for your choice of drink might I suggest the wine?
PS. Not drunk, but quite high at the moment so excuse my rambling LOL

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sounds like you (and the rest of us) are gonna have a fun night. Now, I must find your am pics thread. As for your choice of drink might I suggest the wine?
PS. Not drunk, but quite high at the moment so excuse my rambling LOL

Never been high, but you sound pretty coherent to me.

Also, you just triggered a memory of someone I'm terribly fond of, so thanks for that.

Stepping into my bubble bath now...

 

[Pi_314]

Never been high, but you sound pretty coherent to me.

Also, you just triggered a memory of someone I'm terribly fond of, so thanks for that.

Stepping into my bubble bath now...

Hehe coherency is enhanced, so to speak.
bubble bath, sounds mighty fun. Hope you have the win by your side

 

[ydahecnot]

What did you choose, Wild?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What did you choose, Wild?

morning! workin' on getting it posted.

 

[mowi]

and don't call me Shirley. lesilie

Well I guess the foot's on the other hand now...

 

[sexualman123]

Ender's Game

I will not lie... I have tried personals... fetish boards... playground is where I am adored.

this is annoying........ but funny.

what happened to my lit tutor

I have had a revelation: I would be brilliant at Role plays......but and it is a large but, evidently my stream of conscious has Add to I have to many asides... *sigh

from now on I think my posts will all be titled *crazy

I don't think i'm crazy, does that make me crazy? hmmmm it is a conundrum.

so i walked into my wood shop this evening... that is right i make shit. and i managed to walk into a spider web... which leads me to two thoughts

1. it has been below freezing here most of the day, WTF is this spider thinking it is going to catch? snowflakes... stupid little fucker we are in a drought
2. I will miss my wood shop. since i cannot find said spider, but I know it is there i must therefore burn it down... there is no other option.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

what are you drinking tonight, hairy pyro man?

 

[sexualman123]

what are you drinking tonight, hairy pyro man?

well crap... see I don't even remember confessing i'm a pyro... evidently drunk posting is full on..

and this evening... started with some scotch... not moved to Japanese single malt....

next up.... the fucking irish... always seems to come down to the irish.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

well crap... see I don't even remember confessing i'm a pyro... evidently drunk posting is full on..

and this evening... started with some scotch... not moved to Japanese single malt....

next up.... the fucking irish... always seems to come down to the irish.

I have a friend who drinks like you do. *giggle*

tell me, just how big was that spider?

 

[sexualman123]

I have a friend who drinks like you do. *giggle*

tell me, just how big was that spider?

I DON"T KNOW... but it is evil, so my conscious is clear.

you have a friend? you mean like a "friend" or you know a friend... pretty sure I just confused myself right there.

 

[sexualman123]

PS.

where the hell is everybody? neon, kitty, PI,... random people... fuck it.

it is now a small gathering and we shall be epic...

lets do a drunk history episode

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I DON"T KNOW... but it is evil, so my conscious is clear.

you have a friend? you mean like a "friend" or you know a friend... pretty sure I just confused myself right there.

you're not the only one...

and yes, I have a friend. more than one, in point of fact. do you need to borrow one?

 

[sexualman123]

SOOOOO

in austrial.... in like 19...08240398 ish. some emu's were like...
hey man... these fields with four legged grass eaters are awesome. let's all fuck, make a ton of babies and tear shit up...

well the farmers where like... whooooo man, that isn't cool. my cows can't eat now... HEY government fix this... which is totally like a people living in a monarchy... hey lordship fix it because i'm to lazy to buy a .22 and man up.

so they brought in the army with maybe the first machine gun mounted on a car... A CAR and proceeded to mow down a bunch of emu's..

problem was emu's are hard to kill. They were like "what was that? a fly? fuck you, you metal fuckers... i'm going to peck you to death.

THEN the army quit because killing Emu's took to many bullets and some tight wad thought that it was a waste... then end

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

that was awesome.

 

[sexualman123]

that was awesome.

it may very well be my finest moment

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

it may very well be my finest moment

maybe you should quit while you're ahead and go look for that spider.

 

[sexualman123]

maybe you should quit while you're ahead and go look for that spider.

quit? quitting is for quitters that quit... I don't quit.... mostly I don't want to go after the spider.
give me a bear, cyote, even a mountain lion... snakes and spiders are just not cool. NOT cool man.

 

[sexualman123]

mental note.

the internets is probably good for me, since I tend to make my drunken proclimations at full volume... (I have had voice projection training).... but also in terrible accents as previously discussed....

so you are all welcome

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

quit? quitting is for quitters that quit... I don't quit.... mostly I don't want to go after the spider.
give me a bear, cyote, even a mountain lion... snakes and spiders are just not cool. NOT cool man.

there, there. do you need a hug? I'm not wearing a bra.

mental note.

the internets is probably good for me, since I tend to make my drunken proclimations at full volume... (I have had voice projection training).... but also in terrible accents as previously discussed....

so you are all welcome

I want to hear an accent. and full volume is entirely appropriate for drunk posting.

 

[sexualman123]

there, there. do you need a hug? I'm not wearing a bra.

I do............ I REALLY do.

and I would post my voice, but lit evidently hates me and keeps lagging.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

there, there. do you need a hug? I'm not wearing a bra.

I do............ I REALLY do.

and I would post my voice, but lit evidently hates me and keeps lagging.

{{{huuuuug *jiggle jiggle jiggle*}}}

I figured you had to pee.