Drunk posting

What's the resounding sentiment on cider round these parts? Super sweet and chock-a-bock full of fad. But I'll be damned if they don't make me feel all autumny.
 
What's the resounding sentiment on cider round these parts? Super sweet and chock-a-bock full of fad. But I'll be damned if they don't make me feel all autumny.

Stella Artois makes a great cider. Not overly sweet. Just a good flavor. Highly recommended.
 
I have this tiny little girl friend who drinks only wine and cider. She can hit the slow burn of drunk from 2-3 of them. I suppose it's easier to get drunk on cider (and spontaneously become type-2 diabetic) when that's the case.

It all tastes like apple pie.
 
I have this tiny little girl friend who drinks only wine and cider. She can hit the slow burn of drunk from 2-3 of them. I suppose it's easier to get drunk on cider (and spontaneously become type-2 diabetic) when that's the case.

It all tastes like apple pie.

i'm with you, and apple pie is great as PIE or candle, not as a beverage.

I stick with the life staples.... mostly stout beer and scotch.
 
I live in the desert where it hardly rains much, ever at all.

tonight it is raining cats and dogs,

and the thunder was so loud and so long, I thought the end of the world had come. (SHUT UP.)

it scared the snot out of me!:eek:

if I have a drink, will I be more scared, or less?

You got thunder? WtF? Where's mine???

It just started pouring here. Love the sound of the rain.

Oh and I am having one drink tonight. In a 32 ounce mason jar. Half and half milk, kahlua and amaretto. Ummmm that's three halfsa. Big drink...
 
Yeah so I finished the red.... Where are you when I need you? Sleeping it off already..?

Lighweight.

Oh and by the by, I think apple pie scented candles are just gross.

Do send over the boyfriends of your 23-year old girls.
 
Shit I actually said within the last four hours

no thank you beer and sweet drinks contain far to many calories.

Hhahahahaha your are funny....

hey nice shoes, want to fuck?
 
I'm sober but people can hardly tell the difference :eek:
 
in the words of the great col sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken...and I like boobies
 
in the words of the great col sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken...and I like boobies

BOOBIES.... I do love boobies...

also my maturity tends to dive at least 15years when I drink.....

so here is to Immaturity
 
I'm sober but people can hardly tell the difference :eek:

that is impressive....

when I drink, my diction becomes atrocious..... then I hit the golden thread when I become articulate beyond measure.... then I have one more, and I revert to college dumbass again.
 
that is impressive....

when I drink, my diction becomes atrocious..... then I hit the golden thread when I become articulate beyond measure.... then I have one more, and I revert to college dumbass again.

I meant, people think I'm drunk when I'm sober.

:D

Hey where are you from (if you can even recall where you are now:D)?
 
I meant, people think I'm drunk when I'm sober.

:D

Hey where are you from (if you can even recall where you are now:D)?

I know exactly where I am right now thank you very much...though now it occurs to me that you might not have been referring to me
 
I meant, people think I'm drunk when I'm sober.

:D

Hey where are you from (if you can even recall where you are now:D)?

well I happen to be from Texas by the Grace of God........ and still in Texas by the rules of economics.
 
Hehe :eek:

I've visited with a few of my favorites lately. (One...two...three...four...:rolleyes:)

Spying isn't really my style. ;)

Ooooo did you? I've only had one Brit. :eek:
He's amazing though. "Mad, mental, and loses the plot." But amazing :D. Looks like a male Sinead O'Connor, the hair and face and clothing. *begins to snivel nostalgically*

Did you go to Manchester? :eek:
 
How did this thread go from drunk posting to sexy Brits? :)
 
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