Drunk posting

[sexualman123]

Oh. Well, if you insist.

it is a requirement here. sorry house rules.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

if you have one: less drunk.... more than one you will consider all the possibilities of arrmogedon, which will not bring you calm reassurance.

*thinks*

i'm considering testing your theory.....

 

[NeonSubtlety]

What's the resounding sentiment on cider round these parts? Super sweet and chock-a-bock full of fad. But I'll be damned if they don't make me feel all autumny.

 

[crash197177]

What's the resounding sentiment on cider round these parts? Super sweet and chock-a-bock full of fad. But I'll be damned if they don't make me feel all autumny.

Stella Artois makes a great cider. Not overly sweet. Just a good flavor. Highly recommended.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I have this tiny little girl friend who drinks only wine and cider. She can hit the slow burn of drunk from 2-3 of them. I suppose it's easier to get drunk on cider (and spontaneously become type-2 diabetic) when that's the case.

It all tastes like apple pie.

 

[sexualman123]

I have this tiny little girl friend who drinks only wine and cider. She can hit the slow burn of drunk from 2-3 of them. I suppose it's easier to get drunk on cider (and spontaneously become type-2 diabetic) when that's the case.

It all tastes like apple pie.

i'm with you, and apple pie is great as PIE or candle, not as a beverage.

I stick with the life staples.... mostly stout beer and scotch.

 

[Kat73]

I live in the desert where it hardly rains much, ever at all.

tonight it is raining cats and dogs,

and the thunder was so loud and so long, I thought the end of the world had come. (SHUT UP.)

it scared the snot out of me!

if I have a drink, will I be more scared, or less?

You got thunder? WtF? Where's mine???

It just started pouring here. Love the sound of the rain.

Oh and I am having one drink tonight. In a 32 ounce mason jar. Half and half milk, kahlua and amaretto. Ummmm that's three halfsa. Big drink...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Yeah so I finished the red.... Where are you when I need you? Sleeping it off already..?

Lighweight.

Oh and by the by, I think apple pie scented candles are just gross.

Do send over the boyfriends of your 23-year old girls.

 

[sexualman123]

Shit I actually said within the last four hours

no thank you beer and sweet drinks contain far to many calories.

Hhahahahaha your are funny....

hey nice shoes, want to fuck?

 

[Kitty]

I'm sober but people can hardly tell the difference

 

[JakeBNice]

i think im gonna get some decent use out of this thread..

 

[Ginmill72]

in the words of the great col sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken...and I like boobies

 

[sexualman123]

in the words of the great col sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken...and I like boobies

BOOBIES.... I do love boobies...

also my maturity tends to dive at least 15years when I drink.....

so here is to Immaturity

 

[Ginmill72]

BOOBIES.... I do love boobies...

also my maturity tends to dive at least 15years when I drink.....

so here is to Immaturity

Cheers

 

[sexualman123]

I'm sober but people can hardly tell the difference

that is impressive....

when I drink, my diction becomes atrocious..... then I hit the golden thread when I become articulate beyond measure.... then I have one more, and I revert to college dumbass again.

 

[sexualman123]

i think im gonna get some decent use out of this thread..

somebody better get some use out of it...

wasting time while wasted I call it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

that is impressive....

when I drink, my diction becomes atrocious..... then I hit the golden thread when I become articulate beyond measure.... then I have one more, and I revert to college dumbass again.

VOICE CLIP.

*nods*

 

[Kitty]

that is impressive....

when I drink, my diction becomes atrocious..... then I hit the golden thread when I become articulate beyond measure.... then I have one more, and I revert to college dumbass again.

I meant, people think I'm drunk when I'm sober.



Hey where are you from (if you can even recall where you are now)?

 

[Kitty]

VOICE CLIP.

*nods*

Spyin' on any sexy Brits lately?
(I assume you're the one who concurred you like them )

 

[Ginmill72]

I meant, people think I'm drunk when I'm sober.



Hey where are you from (if you can even recall where you are now)?

I know exactly where I am right now thank you very much...though now it occurs to me that you might not have been referring to me

 

[sexualman123]

I meant, people think I'm drunk when I'm sober.



Hey where are you from (if you can even recall where you are now)?

well I happen to be from Texas by the Grace of God........ and still in Texas by the rules of economics.

 

[sexualman123]

VOICE CLIP.

*nods*

was going to use a wink face...... not savy on what you kids call text type... soooo, akward WINK

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Spyin' on any sexy Brits lately?
(I assume you're the one who concurred you like them )

Hehe

I've visited with a few of my favorites lately. (One...two...three...four...)

Spying isn't really my style.

 

[Kitty]

Hehe

I've visited with a few of my favorites lately. (One...two...three...four...)

Spying isn't really my style.

Ooooo did you? I've only had one Brit.
He's amazing though. "Mad, mental, and loses the plot." But amazing . Looks like a male Sinead O'Connor, the hair and face and clothing. *begins to snivel nostalgically*

Did you go to Manchester?

 

[Gypsy_Kitten]

How did this thread go from drunk posting to sexy Brits?