Drunk posting

[sexualman123]

As little as I post. The only time I seems to actually hit the button is when I'm four sheets to the wind. So here it is the place for your inebriated brilliance.

The place where grammar and spelling are optional.
The place where liquid courage makes you the greatest lover, the best dancer, and the most interesting person in the world.

At least that is how my evenings go. This thread will be as sporadic as, well, my drinking. Totally stream of conscious, and it will be amazing. A MAZE ING.

So if you want to tell your ex how you really feel. Go ahead.
Want to gush about how much you love your SO.
Want to dance on the table nude, go for it.

Basically this is a blurt thread for drunk people. (Or high people. No judgies)


hijacking is allowed. But only when I'm sober. (Sadly I'm sober most of the time, because being a grown up sucks)

 

[sexualman123]

I'll start us off.

The final count down....

To those who broke out the air guitar... And made the synthesizer noises.

Why are we not friends. We should be friends.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Fuckin' A. I've been waiting for one of these. Yeehaw. Thanks sexualman. Uh... Wait? What if we're ... you know... stoned, not drunk, but baked out of our gourds... still legal to post? You know... in case I wanna visit the next time I indulge... I'm perfectly tipsy at this moment... haven't smoked a stitch of weed—just the two Longboard Lagers so far... So, I'm good, right?

 

[sexualman123]

Nah it's all good.

So if I'm going to have a drunken thread I should include that the morning after when you remember everything. This is a safe place for your shame. And by safe place, I mean I will mock myself.

With that I say I regret nothing.

 

[Kat73]

Give me a few hours and I will be back!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hm, looks like I have plans for Saturday night after all.

 

[The_end_man]

sounds better than drunk texting

 

[sexualman123]

Way better than drunk texting. Plus I'm motivated to win my av. Ha! That means you fools get to suffer.

Drunk Post: why the fuck am I nice guy sober and asshole drunk.
This might be directly responsible for my drinking buddies leaving right after the game instead of hanging out. Of course the also may have left because it was 10 and we are getting old. Well duck them 37 is not old. It is just old enough to know that my behavior is stupid.

Sooo yep.

 

[1sickbastard]

Am I drunk enough for this thread yet?

Better have another to make sure...

 

[sexualman123]

Am I drunk enough for this thread yet?

Better have another to make sure...

I'm not drunk enough for this either. You will know when I start demanding boobs.

More scotch!

 

[sexualman123]

Drunk thought:

Nude women=awesome
Nude men = eww

I realize I'm straight as an arrow, but seriously I don't even like porn that shows naked guys.

I think there was a Seinfeld episode on this.

I miss cheers. Now that was my kind of show.

 

[sexualman123]

and i'm back

that's right I am three sheets to the wind, or four sheets... how many sheets equal drunk?

anyhoo i'm here you should post here I only have sixish more and I get an avatar.

how long have I been on lit? goddam i'm old when did that happen? well shit now i'm depressed.

Oh wait I forgot i'm awesome so its cool, i'm cool. You would think age and maturity go together. THEY DO NOT.

I think I yelled that out loud. Good thing I'm outside by the fire, that way all my neighbors can come by and check on the crazy drunk asshole.

 

[jessalynn15]

Not drunk right now, but definitely saving this for when I am. Seems like the responsible thing to do...

 

[sexualman123]

Not drunk right now, but definitely saving this for when I am. Seems like the responsible thing to do...

responsible action is highly overrated. you should throw caution to the wind and drink up. That's what Hemmingway would do.

 

[Wispypalm]

who'd read this thread to find out what the drunk posting is about. ill i know is Im drunk and im posting

 

[sexualman123]

who'd read this thread to find out what the drunk posting is about. ill i know is Im drunk and im posting

dammit whispy you were early.....

shhhhhh everybody. Listen.

hey where are my pants?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Drunk Post: why the fuck am I nice guy sober and asshole drunk.

I'm just the other way around...... All I ever hear from people is "it took me a while to get used to you"

WTF?? LOL

I'm really a nice girl!! No really!!!!

Maybe I'll open a bottle of wine tonight.

 

[Lovely2222]

I'm just the other way around...... All I ever hear from people is "it took me a while to get used to you"

WTF?? LOL

I'm really a nice girl!! No really!!!!

Maybe I'll open a bottle of wine tonight.

I opened a bottle. I have had a glass. I don't drink... Perhaps I should. After the glass my iPad screen keeps moving...

 

[sexualman123]

I opened a bottle. I have had a glass. I don't drink... Perhaps I should. After the glass my iPad screen keeps moving...

don't worry it is supposed to do that. has to do with pixilization. if you drink more i'm sure it will level out.

or make you loose your pants, I get confused on this one.

 

[Violetvixen1]

Hey!! I can post in here legit tonight.

 

[sexualman123]

I'm just the other way around...... All I ever hear from people is "it took me a while to get used to you"

WTF?? LOL

I'm really a nice girl!! No really!!!!

Maybe I'll open a bottle of wine tonight.

ohh I can be an objective observer. you posted on my thread while sober so that makes you a decent human being.

there it is official and everything I can have it notarized if you want.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

ohh I can be an objective observer. you posted on my thread while sober so that makes you a decent human being.

there it is official and everything I can have it notarized if you want.

Thank you. You are my new best friend

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I live in the desert where it hardly rains much, ever at all.

tonight it is raining cats and dogs,

and the thunder was so loud and so long, I thought the end of the world had come. (SHUT UP.)

it scared the snot out of me!

if I have a drink, will I be more scared, or less?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Oh. Well, if you insist.

 

[sexualman123]

I live in the desert where it hardly rains much, ever at all.

tonight it is raining cats and dogs,

and the thunder was so loud and so long, I thought the end of the world had come. (SHUT UP.)

it scared the snot out of me!

if I have a drink, will I be more scared, or less?

if you have one: less drunk.... more than one you will consider all the possibilities of arrmogedon, which will not bring you calm reassurance.