drip drop and ducky dispel literotica myths

[perks]

be scared, be very scared!

 

[Guest]

Muuuhahahahaha!

 

[HeavyStick]

Good thing I have a load of socks to get to.

 

[Guest]

OK, begin.

 

[amelia]

i know a few you could dispel..but it will be more fun seeing which ones you do dispel

 

[Guest]

The myth of the Whale

Well, it did have to be held with two hands to pee.

 

[perks]

Re: The myth of the Whale

Well, it did have to be held with two hands to pee,

HAAHAHAHAHA!!!

this should have been the perpetuation thread.

 

[Linedrive]

Will there be more things dispelled, or is this really another thread for women who lust after the whale...?

 

[Guest]

The Myth of the Booty Guru

Perky does not truly portray the wonder of her ass. When seen, no words can accurately describe such enlightenent. The perky ass- a wonder of the world.

 

[Guest]

This is good. Keep going.

 

[perks]

Re: The Myth of the Booty Guru

Perky does not truly portray the wonder of her ass. When seen, no words can accurately describe such enlightenent. The perky ass- a wonder of the world.

hhaahahahahaha, so this is the perpetuation thread.


Okay... let me think...


Gunner, you're so funny... and you don't even know it.

 

[Guest]

The myth of the microchocopenis

It has been said that Marxist sports a little cocoa weenie. It has been spotted on the MARTA and said to be longer than a pocketwatch chain.

 

[lilminx]

Perky, can you please dispel the myth that I wear napkins as clothing?

 

[perks]

Contrary to popular opinion, I have no proof of cheyenne and patient1 being an item.

 

[April]

 

[perks]

Perky, can you please dispel the myth that I wear napkins as clothing?

okay, she wears bandaids and calls it clothing. Not that I'm complaining, she does sit on my lap.

 

[Guest]

Perky, can you please dispel the myth that I wear napkins as clothing?

And wreck my fantasies?

Don't you dare!

 

[Guest]

okay, she wears bandaids and calls it clothing. Not that I'm complaining, she does sit on my lap.

OK, I posted too soon

 

[nike]

Good thing I have a load of socks to get to.

hey, have you ever seen that chesy 80's movie about the police officer that moonlights as "The unknown comic"? Your AV reminds me of that movie.

 

[Guest]

It's been said that I'm somewhat of a kissing whore, but I have no proof of that.

 

[lilminx]

okay, she wears bandaids and calls it clothing. Not that I'm complaining, she does sit on my lap.

Hey, you're dispelling myths by perpetuating new ones- no fair!

 

[perks]

Hey, you're dispelling myths by perpetuating new ones- no fair!

grin, okay I will call them a shirt and a dress for a fee...

 

[perks]

It's been said that I'm somewhat of a kissing whore, but I have no proof of that.

you didn't taste like a whore to me...

 

[Guest]

HAHAHAHA

 

[Linedrive]

you didn't taste like a whore to me...

...*stroking*