Drinking With Strangers

Muh fucker who created this thread was an original. Shame to let thread die. At some Mexican joint. On a Monday. Nobody else at the bar but I am knocking back Palomas and watching baseball and the Freeway.
 
One os wearing lipliner so I am guessing she gives good bathroom stall beejs.
 
My local packie was stocked with Heady Topper last week. One 4-pack per customer. I got mine.
Yum.

Their stock lasted two days.
 
My local packie was stocked with Heady Topper last week. One 4-pack per customer. I got mine.
Yum.

Their stock lasted two days.
Been awhile since I had HT but we had bottle share this afternoon at work. Nothing special. CCB, Angry Chair, 3 Sons, Bruery. The usual.
 
Dude, I dont mean to be presumptuous but the way these skanks are taking bar selfies and licking salt off the rim I assume they are DTF.
 
The one skank just ordered her vegetables burned black. I dont know who she is trying to impress.
 
Just found out its the sluttier skanks birthday. Her friend offered to show me her drivers license but I dont want to know how old and dried up that pussy is until later.
 
Some time to kill mid day Saturday. Going to knock back a few at this Hooters. Fucking busy and taking forever to get first round.
 
Dude place is like 50/50 dude to chick ratio. Most of these dudes should be not drinking beer and eating wings. Maybe hit the gym on occasion for fucks sake.
 
Dude oddly there seems to be an awful lot of dads rolling solo with kids in here. Is that what dads do? Bring kids to Hooters and try and impress big tittied waitresses? My kids would be like fuck that lets get tacos or Pho you know.
 
And I dont mean to sound like a judgy prick but this dude next to me looks to be early thirties. Came in with woman in her 60s. Is this his mom? Who brings there mom to Hooters? Is it some Cougar he’s banging? That seems equally odd. Bring her around a bunch of young hot big ttiited skanks. Get the fuck out of here.
 
Dude, I think a lot of lesbians come to this Hooters. A lot of females alone together. I dont know really. Plenty of other places to get food and drinks around here.
 
Weird this server just came up to me and showed me her tattoo saying it looks similar to weird logo on my hat. Talk about some bad artwork. Supposed to be swan but looks like fucking daffy duck what the fuck.
 
Weird this server just came up to me and showed me her tattoo saying it looks similar to weird logo on my hat. Talk about some bad artwork. Supposed to be swan but looks like fucking daffy duck what the fuck.
LOL damn. just out here trying to spit her game and you’re straight hating 🤣
 
LOL damn. just out here trying to spit her game and you’re straight hating 🤣
I dont know. Doubt it. This place is douchbag central and I am biggest douche muh fucker here. This other girl who is not working bar just came behind bar and told me how shitty her tables are. She is actually kinda gorgeous.
 
Dude just rolled in with son or daughter not sure who resembles cast member from Stranger Things and I cant imagine fuck me.
 
I dont know. Doubt it. This place is douchbag central and I am biggest douche muh fucker here. This other girl who is not working bar just came behind bar and told me how shitty her tables are. She is actually kinda gorgeous.
It’s about to go down at hooters
 
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