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Drinking With Strangers

So far I pretty much hate this fucking place. Sports bar heavy for Monday Night crowd. Large group with matching jerseys throwing darts. And a table of dudes in what looks like motorcycle gang jackets playing dress up for night. There is one of those Touch Tune juke boxes so maybe I can piss them off with $20 of Ween’s HIV song on repeat.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9ZcCw2u6c
 
Dude, one positive. They have Bull Durham on TV here. Not only do I love watching TV on mute at bars but might have to jerk off to Susan Sarandon when I get home.
 
And dude, can someone answer me how muh fuckers get fat as fuck drinking Bud and Miller Light?
 
Still not a lot going on. An older trio came in and these fucks are ordering Bud Lights of all things and dicking around with talking Halloween decorations the Pub has set up.
 
Nah, that beer looking pretty smart.

Alone again, naturally…sucking down this Kraken IPA like it’s squirting straight from the tit.
 
The best thing about drinking with strangers ; not giving a shit bout a word they say , or having to remember their names. You can also get up and move if a sad sympathy monger sits at the bar next to U then starts yucking about their life problems.
 
Dude, nothing screams douchebag more than the muh fucker who sits at the bar and has a handsfree phone conversation for 30 minutes.
 
No kidding there are 7 couples at bar and high tops. Is this what people do? Have date night on a Tuesday at a fucking Chilis? Sad sad sad.
 
Two dudes just bellied up but I think they might be doing couples night here too based on how they are looking at each other plus the amount of cologne or body spray. Smell might ruin these goddamn Presidents margaritas or whatever the fuck.
 
Pretty sure these skanks have never seen a muh fucker suck down Margaritas this fast and tear thru a combo platter with a double order of fries.
 
Pretty interesting observation, most of the dudes are drinking waters while their dates are knocking back 2 for 1s. Must be some cheap muh fuckers lookin to get lucky and take their skanks to pound town.
 
Single girl’s date just arrived and he ordered some drink called Crown Apple Ginger and he can officially get fucked.
 
Bambi2021 said:
Why would ordering loaded cheese fries mean you're not going to get some vitamin D? They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach and there's no way she'll eat all of that. So maybe she's making the moves on you and you don't even know it! 2 seats away = close enough to talk, but not so close as to make you uncomfortable. That girl is on the prowl!
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Nah, date met her. Some Sea Hag just rolled in and did not open her mouth and bartender poured her Vodka and Club Soda. Pretty impressed.
 
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