Drinking With Strangers

[Modern_drunkard]

Young girl just sat one stool away but ordered water, 2000 calories worth of food and she smells like fucking Pledge. Fuck her.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

They're cruising for the second M in their MMF.

Not this muh fucker.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOPN24hyspU

 

[Modern_drunkard]

You're one cranky skank-attractor tonight... I'll go home and leave you alone.

Used to it and I hate everyone here but this old Sea Hag lady who was just handed her second double Vodka Club soda in the last 10 minutes.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxEkiawbZOw

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and close this Chilis down since my wife once again sent me to the hotel for the next week.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Tampa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uAYmTjoGWE

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Finished up an early shift at my fake job and decided to sit alone and drink in tasting room. About 15 deep in here today and I wish I could be as happy and enjoy drinking as much as all these fucks.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, I just drink to maintain at this point.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, should I have a third beer or head the fuck home or to the titty bar? Tough call.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, hoping next week will be better when skank teachers will be up here day drinking.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Dude bitches with attitude are sweeter ,an they can take a smack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1SJQs90uBw

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Finished up an early shift at my fake job and decided to sit alone and drink in tasting room. About 15 deep in here today and I wish I could be as happy and enjoy drinking as much as all these fucks.

Dude , up your onlyfans subscriptions. This is fucking depressing as fuck. Next time just drop a fucking Pilsner glasses. Boom , that will make a wave in your sad as fuck reality. Probably freak out a few dweebs too , it could be funny.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude , up your onlyfans subscriptions. This is fucking depressing as fuck. Next time just drop a fucking Pilsner glasses. Boom , that will make a wave in your sad as fuck reality. Probably freak out a few dweebs too , it could be funny.

Dude do me a favor and get off my dick.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, doing some day drinking bar hopping and bartender just fell behind bar. Dropped two drinks and hit her head. Shit is wild.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

They just did Secret Santa exchange and all the sleazy bartenders gifted each other Vape gift sets.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Classy.

I’m battening it down. Too much Covid around here, lately. As much as I like wandering into random bars and watching/talking to people, I will revisit in the spring.

I think my family is going to be up your way after Christmas if shit aint locked down.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Yeah? I’ll meet you in Hell’s Kitchen. There’s a place called Beer Cheese. We must go.

Not me just them. I dont feel like traveling and I gotta work a few days.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Okay, tell Mrs. Unabomber to HMU.

Yeah no way dude.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

My. Favorite thing about drinking with strangers , honestly is how much of a pussy they are. Complete strangers are oddly passive, if your loud .

 

[Modern_drunkard]

My. Favorite thing about drinking with strangers , honestly is how much of a pussy they are. Complete strangers are oddly passive, if your loud .

Might fuck around and suggest the drinking with amateurs thread.

 

[MedicalMuse]

My. Favorite thing about drinking with strangers , honestly is how much of a pussy they are. Complete strangers are oddly passive, if your loud .

Oh, you’re not from around here, are you.

Might fuck around and suggest the drinking with amateurs thread.

Applebees?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Applebees?

Yes! Pure comedy.

 

[Codeman93]

What’s today’s poison?

Gin sounds pretty good today!

 

[Modern_drunkard]

What’s today’s poison?

Knocked back some Negra Modelos with tacos. Napped. About ready for round 2 of something.