Drinking and Thinking

[bashfull]

Ok. I've had a few this evening. Since I'm not getting any, I thought I would share a few puns and encourage others to share their puns.

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.

How about the two lesbians who wanted to marry so they went to the Alchohol Beverage Store?...they thought they needed a liquor license.

 

[yourdestonie]

Ok. I've had a few this evening. Since I'm not getting any, I thought I would share a few puns and encourage others to share their puns.

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.

How about the two lesbians who wanted to marry so they went to the Alchohol Beverage Store?...they thought they needed a liquor license.

whats the matter Bash?

 

[bashfull]

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whats the matter Bash?

bored, horny, tired, looking at these weights and not finding the motivation to lift.



Bash

 

[Feistyred16]

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bored, horny, tired, looking at these weights and not finding the motivation to lift.



Bash

Honey...I can help with all of that...only thing is when I'm done with you...you won't have the strength to lift those weights...
PROBLEMS solved!

 

[bashfull]

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Honey...I can help with all of that...only thing is when I'm done with you...you won't have the strength to lift those weights...
PROBLEMS solved!

Decisions, decisions...such a weighty issue.



Bash

 

[Feistyred16]

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Decisions, decisions...such a weighty issue.



Bash

Darlin'....there is NOTHING to think about here...Just get your bashful butt over here to me!

 

[yourdestonie]

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Decisions, decisions...such a weighty issue.



Bash

and here I thought you were bashfull lol "wink"

 

[bashfull]

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Darlin'....there is NOTHING to think about here...Just get your bashful butt over here to me!

Ah, I must get to the bottom of this! (pssst...bend over!)



Bash

 

[yourdestonie]

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Ah, I must get to the bottom of this! (pssst...bend over!)



Bash

 

[bashfull]

and here I thought you were bashfull lol "wink"

but I really am! see, just try to make me blush!




Bash

 

[yourdestonie]

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but I really am! see, just try to make me blush!




Bash

and I'll bet you are too. 'wink"

they came and got my kitten so I'm back now.

 

[Mysticcal]

Ok. I've had a few this evening. Since I'm not getting any, I thought I would share a few puns and encourage others to share their puns.

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.

How about the two lesbians who wanted to marry so they went to the Alchohol Beverage Store?...they thought they needed a liquor license.

omg Groan!!!!!!!!!! those were so bad bash LOL!

And for the record, I still don't like puns, but I hope your evening has improved my friend

 

[bashfull]

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omg Groan!!!!!!!!!! those were so bad bash LOL!

And for the record, I still don't like puns, but I hope your evening has improved my friend

I know, I should be pun-ished.



Bash

 

[yourdestonie]

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I know, I should be pun-ished.



Bash

You Pun-ished lol I thought you did that "wink"

 

[bashfull]

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You Pun-ished lol I thought you did that "wink"

You hankerin' for a spankin', darlin'?



Bash

 

[yourdestonie]

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You hankerin' for a spankin', darlin'?



Bash

From you sweetie that would be a pleasure. "wink"