Dress right, dress

[Silverlily]

Ok, on another thread, it was announced by our dear Dill that he dresses to the right.

So I ask you, gentlemen, to which side do you dress and how does this compare to you dominant hand, ie. dress right, right handed?

(If you have no idea what any of this means, it refers to which side of your fly your dick sits when your pants are on. Important stuff when having pants tailored.)

 

[ksmybuttons]

Oh, can we add "which of your balls is lower than the other?"
I think left is fairly dominant, but lets really fulfill my curiosity!

 

[The Squid King]

Right or left, I'm a switch hitter.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Right or left, I'm a switch hitter.

He is a SWITCH!! But which of your balls is lower?

 

[islandman]

I dress left and am right-handed. Makes for a good hold.

 

[ma_guy]

Ya gotta love it when people come up with new meanings for military terms but ummm.. Yeah, I tend to "dress to the right" which is my dominent hand.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Dress left, right ball.

 

[The Squid King]

He is a SWITCH!! But which of your balls is lower?

They are pretty much even.

 

[Silverlily]

Ya gotta love it when people come up with new meanings for military terms

Formations will never be the same.

 

[ma_guy]

Formations will never be the same.

I wonder if "Open Ranks" has been redefined since I retired....

 

[islandman]

I wonder if "Open Ranks" has been redefined since I retired....

"Man-at-arms" means something completely different now.

 

[Silverlily]

I wonder if "Open Ranks" has been redefined since I retired....

If it has, it would certainly facilitate "Fall In".

 

[Susano]

You have a cute right flank...

I dress to the left and am right-handed also.

Maybe it has something to do with warping over the years from masturbating?

 

[Rambling Rose]

They are pretty much even.

They are never even. Nature dictates. Go look in a mirror and get back to us.

 

[perks]

I dress right.

 

[Silverlily]

I dress right.

Shirts on top, pants on bottom?

 

[perks]

Shirts on top, pants on bottom?

*laughing*

 

[Guest]

 

[SailorC272002]

To the people that really know about tailoring

Does it reall make a difference.

If you wear briefs it really doesn't hang but is held up.

Or if I was cynical I would say that the gay tailor is turning the conversation to sex parts to see if there is any interest.

 

[kotori]

I dress left but I'm right-handed.

 

[Dillinger]

Yes... I not only dress to the right but I am right handed too. Both quite dominantly.

 

[April]

Severely right handed. *smirk* That's what I call it anyway.

 

[KillerMuffin]

In my world dress right dress means to have everything squared away, perfect, and each and every detail attended to with full concentration.

Dress right dress is perfection.

So no, I'm not dress right dress and I don't really think Dillypop is either. He has too many mispellings.

Where'd this handed stuff come from?

 

[Dillinger]

KM - you need to come to DC on the 11th - we'll compare dress "codes."

 

[Saint Peter]

Dress sock dress.


<coff>

nevermind