RawHumor
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i have a cold
thought i should pop in and say hi before i zonk out
Have you taken medicine that's going to knock you out, or are you just feeling dragged down from being sick?
dream on...
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Have you taken medicine that's going to knock you out, or are you just feeling dragged down from being sick?
girlofurdreams
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just all stuffy and exhausted. i'm off to sleep as long as i can!!
nite dudes & dudettes xxx
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awww *hugs*get some rest chick and thanks for the slap
Hope you feel better tomorrow
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Have dreams about breathing clearly and inhaling lovely scents.
Or something...
girlofurdreams
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thanks sweet thangs xxx
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read this in an email at work yesterday... thought i'd share it, made me laugh, hope it brings a smile or two
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by children)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen , age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
-- Camille , age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori , age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette , age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin , age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig , age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam , age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- - Curt , age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard , age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
-- Anita , age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 ( just LOVE this one)
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky , age 10
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by children)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen , age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
-- Camille , age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori , age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette , age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin , age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig , age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam , age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- - Curt , age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard , age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
-- Anita , age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 ( just LOVE this one)
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky , age 10
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read this in an email at work yesterday... thought i'd share it, made me laugh, hope it brings a smile or two
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by children)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
-- Kristen , age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
-- Camille , age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori , age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette , age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin , age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig , age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam , age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- - Curt , age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard , age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
-- Anita , age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 ( just LOVE this one)
And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky , age 10
HAHAHAHAHA
Truth spoken only like children can!
Thanks for the chuckle!
and hope you are feeling better
(glad you like the Tweedledeette & Tweedledumette idea
)
girlofurdreams
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HAHAHAHAHA
Truth spoken only like children can!
Thanks for the chuckle!
and hope you are feeling better
(glad you like the Tweedledeette & Tweedledumette idea
am back to my fantastic self.... if only i could work out how to kick someone out of my house who has totally crashed my plans for a quiet night in without being a blatantly rude cunt???
subtlety isn't my forte......
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girlofurdreams
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Tell them you have a date?
already alerted them to the fact we had 'plans' BEFORE they rocked up at the front door....
grrrrr
all good now though.
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*wandering in on wobbly heels*
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drunk or just naturally unco-ordinated???
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well, these really aren't meant for walking
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And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky , age 10
Hey B...
You Look Pretty Today...
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky , age 10
Hey B...
You Look Pretty Today...
minx1
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And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky , age 10
Hey B...
You Look Pretty Today...
oh dear
*runs for cover*
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Hi Minx!!... where are you going?oh dear
*runs for cover*
( she always runs for cover when I'm here )
*looks around, puzzled and unsuspecting
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hello minxy my darling dove!!!
how are you sunshine?
how are you sunshine?
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*giggles* was waiting for B's reaction!
may I suggest this as the perfect accessory
http://www.dlf.org.uk/images/public/frame.JPG
hello minxy my darling dove!!!
how are you sunshine?
*beams* I'm good. I have my period, belly ache and my pj's on
I missed you chick
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I wouldn't have made it even this far in those
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*giggles* was waiting for B's reaction!
...she hasn't noticed.....
shhh... she's a bit slow sometimes.
nice PJs minx
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*giggles* was waiting for B's reaction!
...she hasn't noticed.....
shhh... she's a bit slow sometimes.
nice PJs minx
*beams* you like poodles?
*sniggers* you are sooo for it Mr, when she sees
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The poodles suit you!*beams* you like poodles?
*sniggers* you are sooo for it Mr, when she sees
Naaahh.. she doesn't scare me...
Besides, someone needs to rile her up every once and awhile.. keeps her interesting.
( I'll be back soon... later Minx!... later Truckface! )
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girlofurdreams
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may I suggest this as the perfect accessory
http://www.dlf.org.uk/images/public/frame.JPG
*beams* I'm good. I have my period, belly ache and my pj's on
I missed you chick
you may.
i've been wearing nothing but my pink fluffy dressing gown since i got out of the bath this afternoon. such a lazy sunday.....
and i always miss my minxy xxx
you never took ballet????
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nope, my feet are far too adorable to put them through that abuse
