Thumper
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The wife called down to me today-she was puttining on her make-up before we went out to the store-she says "I need a face lift!"
I said to myself...now what?
Anyway...she comes down the stairs and, looking rather good for being over 40, she puts her fingers just in front of her ears and tugs her cheeks slightly backwards, saying, "See how much better I look?"
I told her she looked fine but if she wanted a face lift to hold her face just like that...
You think she would be happy that the desk stapler saved us thousands.
Ka-chunk
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I said to myself...now what?
Anyway...she comes down the stairs and, looking rather good for being over 40, she puts her fingers just in front of her ears and tugs her cheeks slightly backwards, saying, "See how much better I look?"
I told her she looked fine but if she wanted a face lift to hold her face just like that...
You think she would be happy that the desk stapler saved us thousands.
Ka-chunk
Ka-chunk
