Douchebag

[modest mouse]

Acceptable to use as a substitute for 'asshole' in sentences or out of bounds?

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Few women douche anymore. You just look anachronistic.

 

[alexandraaah]

It's a good word.

It's a word that telemarketers often confuse for my last name.

Well, the "douche" part, at least.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I'm partial to cuntwaffle myself.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think it's acceptable depending on circumstances. Just as long as you don't associate persons like Ramlick with my douchebag we're okay with this.

Have you given thought to foreskin cheese as a substitute?

 

[modest mouse]

Cooter is in a class of its own.

Good point Mischka, but you must admit it is a charming word in the correct context.

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm partial to cuntwaffle myself.

Beautiful.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Enema nozzle is another classic that just seems to cover a variety of pure assholiness. It doesn't work with enema fetishists, though.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm partial to cuntwaffle myself.

That was beautiful, you little commie cuntwaffle.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I try.

 

[unclej]

dip wad is a favorite of mine and gets the job done quite well....

 

[modest mouse]

History:

I cannot say douchebag has ever been part of my lexicon but I did use it the other ay at work. Listening to the radio this gentleman called in to request 'At Last' for his girlfriend.

My comment was that he was a douchebag after his comments like he just discovered this obscure song with deep persoanl meaning. Like every numbskull doesnt have some attraction to that song.

It rolled off my tongue and brought a warm feeling in my heart.