Doooooo Yer Tits Hang Low...

[jaF0]

Do Your Tits Hang Low?
Do They Wobble To and Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
Are the Big and Pink and Round?
Can You Bounce Them On the Ground?
Can You Do the Double Shuffle?
When Your Tits Hang Low?

 

[piccicatopolka]

Do Your Tits Hang Low?
Yep... and they're set low. Or rather, I have a long upper rib cage.

Do They Wobble To and Fro?
Yep... even with the strictest bondage.

Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
God no!

Are the Big and Pink and Round?
White female here so yeah.

Can You Bounce Them On the Ground?
If I'm doin' Doggie yeah.

Can You Do the Double Shuffle?
When Your Tits Hang Low?
As a dancer this would also be a yes.[/I]

 

[garbage can]

Do Your balls Hang Low?
Do They Wobble To and Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?
Are the Big and Pink and Round?
Can You Bounce Them On the Ground?
Can You Do the Double Shuffle?
When Your balls Hang Low?

..........

 

[boredVAwife]

Mother nature is doing her best and gravity is doing the rest.

 

[Cheyenne]

Do Your Tits Hang Low?
Do They Wobble To and Fro?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Knot?
Can You Tie 'Em In a Bow?

I bought a birthday card with sound and this song a couple years back. I should have gotten more than one because I couldn't remember where I bought it and could never find it again. I'm at the age where it is an appropriate card for my friends. At least the ones with a sense of humor.

If anyone sees this card in a store, please post the name of the company who made it!

 

[ChinaBandit]

I like mine pert.

 

[ivantheterrible]

i always thought it was:
do yer balls hang low
do they swing to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you throw them over yer shoulder
like a u.s. army soldier
do yer balls hang low?

 

[Cheyenne]

i always thought it was:
do yer balls hang low
do they swing to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you throw them over yer shoulder
like a u.s. army soldier
do yer balls hang low?

That doesn't work with the tune...

 

[pink]

Kinda, but there is nothing I can do about it so I just go with the flow.