Doomsday Preppers

[lovetoread]

Your crew? Who made you the boss?!

Me.

I'm a master zombie killer.

 

[Evilwriter]

Does that mean

you're bringing the booze? And maybe some of your hot friends as well? The end of the world is starting to look a little brighter.

 

[islandman]

Note to self:

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, use people from NC as bait.

 

[Evilwriter]

That's just hurtful.

Just because I'm big-boned, walk with a limp and stink slightly of Vodka doesn;t mean I can't be just as good a zombie killer as you and the hottie. As a matter of fact, I think she and I could guard the "bunker" together to make sure the zombies don't sneak up on you from behind.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Here it is!

A lit classic, for sure.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Here it is!

A lit classic, for sure.

Nice!

 

[Que]

My bug out bag is complete:

Twinkies
Chips
Pork skins
Dehydrated water
a book
a roll of Skoal
Flashlight
Fleshlight
A fire starter thing from my grill
Clean socks

Since you did not include toilet paper, I assume you included an odd number of socks?

 

[thør]

Here it is!

A lit classic, for sure.

You're adding spendy sneakers to your kit, right?

 

[Disgustipated]

I wonder if they have a Draft Kings for Doomsday Preppers. I bet you'd suck at that, too.

 

[BotanyBoy]

You're adding spendy sneakers to your kit, right?

If you're going to do doomsday you might as well do it in style right?

 

[thør]

If you're going to do doomsday you might as well do it in style right?

Indeed.

Fuck eating.

 

[thør]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p180x540/12141624_703436069757604_4234089159898944563_n.jpg?oh=95a0be7cb4320c2eccc2e5feb75c8f4a&oe=5696B429

Make sure you take a couple of blue tarps! Ya wouldn't want to be uncomfortable.

I wonder what this shelter owner is saving that metal roofing for?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I wonder if they have a Draft Kings for Doomsday Preppers. I bet you'd suck at that, too.

http://images.apparently-not.com/gif/five0-ouch.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wonder if they have a Draft Kings for Doomsday Preppers. I bet you'd suck at that, too.

Your mother likes it when I prepper.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's time to review some of the excellent advice in this classic thread.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Ahm alright,

nobody worry 'bout me...