Don'tcha Hate It When???

[TN_Vixen]

- you wash your car and it rains 10 mins later?
- you want to use your dildo but can't find the KY?
- you get dressed up and realize your skirt's stuck in your pantyhose?
- you laugh out loud at a joke .. and then realize, no one was kidding?

 

[AzureAngel]

Someone takes a dump on your parade...
That dump lands on your face...
Some of it gets in your mouth and eyes...
You accidentally.... okay, I'm going too far.
But I really do hate that.

 

[Starblayde]

- you want to use your dildo but can't find the KY?
- you get dressed up and realize your skirt's stuck in your pantyhose?

in a word... no....

 

[Aphrodisiac]

- you wash your car and it rains 10 mins later?
- you want to use your dildo but can't find the KY?
- you get dressed up and realize your skirt's stuck in your pantyhose?
- you laugh out loud at a joke .. and then realize, no one was kidding?

I can agree with 2 of these things which you have posted.
I so do hate when I wash my car & then some massive rain storm comes along - always happens to me.

I tend to laugh a lot out loud ... I think people think I am a little loca'...

Don't have a dildo /KY / pantyhoses.....

 

[TN_Vixen]

-when you're flossing your teeth and a tooth pops out and lands in your lap and blood spurts everywhere and you try to smash it back into place and bite your tongue?

I hate it when that happens.

 

[AzureAngel]

Your skirt never gets stuck in your pantyhose? You're so lucky.

 

[AzureAngel]

The public restroom you're using has little better than sheets of notebook paper for toilet paper and you end up getting a papercut in the land of eternal darkness?

 

[perks]

you realize you left the diaper bag at home.

 

[TN_Vixen]

when you're weedeating your back yard and accidentally get it too close to your legs and it rips big horrible gashes in your calves and you have to lie in the grass for two hours trying to staunch the wounds?

yeah, I hate it when that happens.

 

[Nomad4112000]

How about ......
Your in a hurry for a hot date you have been planning weeks for and you dick gets cought in your fly!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok Top that

 

[AzureAngel]

My oh my, we are gory today.

 

[Bob Peale]

The public restroom you're using has little better than sheets of notebook paper for toilet paper and you end up getting a papercut in the land of eternal darkness?

That's what you get so being so blinkin' meticulous. You don't always get extra credit for working harder...

 

[KatPurrs]

-when you're flossing your teeth and a tooth pops out and lands in your lap and blood spurts everywhere and you try to smash it back into place and bite your tongue?

I hate it when that happens.

ROFLMAO Good one! LOL

 

[TN_Vixen]

when you lie in a tanning bed and it doesn't stop after the first 20 minutes and you end up frying your whole insides to a crispy brown and end up gasping for breath as you try to get past the cooking flesh fumes?

Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

 

[Guest]

-when you're flossing your teeth and a tooth pops out and lands in your lap and blood spurts everywhere and you try to smash it back into place and bite your tongue?

I hate it when that happens.

Damn, that was funny!

 

[Pamela]

(old joke)


You put your bra on backwards and it fits better!

 

[Nomad4112000]

Pamela: I love that AV you should have the caption under it reading "I'm so happy I could just shit."

 

[TN_Vixen]

when you're giving a public speech and your saliva glands start working overtime and you spray spittle all over the microphone and on several people sitting in the front row and then slip and fall on all the slime at your feet, knock your head and pass out on the stage with your left tit hanging out?

Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

 

[TN_Vixen]

you're innocently watching cartoons in your house when all the sudden the doorbell rings, shocking you into action, and your feet get caught in the covers and you end up smacking your face on the coffee table and next thing you know, you're blind in one eye and stumbling around for that elusive slimey eyeball rolling around on the carpet?

Yeah, I hate it when that happens

 

[Pamela]

Pamela: I love that AV you should have the caption under it reading "I'm so happy I could just shit."

Well thank you!

Since I'm still a newbie around here...I don't even know how, or if I can put a caption under it!!



Another one....


I really hate it when someone makes you laugh so hard, and you accidentally breathe out of your nose while laughing, and shoot a booger accross the room! That's a bitch!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I really hate it when someone makes you laugh so hard, and you accidentally breathe out of your nose while laughing, and shoot a booger accross the room! That's a bitch!

LMAO whooooooooo.. Incoming!

 

[Nomad4112000]

I really hate it when someone makes you laugh so hard, and you accidentally breathe out of your nose while laughing, and shoot a booger accross the room! That's a bitch!

HIT THE DECK!!!!!!

 

[Pamela]

 

[marksgirl]

Hate it when you forget something at home, run back in to get it, can't find it, lay your keys down, find it, run back out and just as soon as the door slams shut you realize that you don't have your fucking keys!

 

[TN_Vixen]

when you try to silently squeeze a fart out but it erupts into this massive explosion that you try to pass off as the dog's?