Don't You Just Hate It When...........

You are flirting with a girl but you find out the hard way that she's taken when the boyfriend comes up, when you are already on your way to first?
 
You feel like your forgot to do something important, but aren't quite sure what it was...
 
you wonder if someone is trying to be your friend just to get the gossip? kind of hurts cuz you thought they cared. :eek:
 
You post pics...your artwork, only to have others comment about the subject matter, meaning rather than the art behind the photo they consider it porn and get rather distasteful in pm response? (porn vs erotic art) :confused:
 
You Realize that the moment before was your one and only chance to have said "that", and now , afterward, you think of the absolute best way to have said it..
Aint word programs wonderful!
 
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Your making love with your partner... and the dog starts to howl, because one of you is as well.
 
You look all over for your sunglasses only to realize they are on top of your head. :rolleyes:
 
elizabeth22673 said:
you take a bunch of pictures and only 2 are even close to post-worthy? :rolleyes:


Now that I find hard to believe elizabeth. You take a bunch and only 2 are worth posting?? Send the pics to me and let me decide!!!
hehehe :devil:
 
TheWifesHubby said:
Now that I find hard to believe elizabeth. You take a bunch and only 2 are worth posting?? Send the pics to me and let me decide!!!
hehehe :devil:

ugh no. its the ones with the side view of my big ol' tummy. ick trust me on that one :eek:
 
Don't you you just hate when you are at home watching porn and trying to rub on off when the doorbell rings. So you drop the raw chicken on the table and open the door only to find it is a group of Jehova's Witness and they seem offended and scared of your exposure and drop thier issues of Watch Tower on your porch for you to clean up and by the time you get back to the movie the chicken has gotten warm? I know I do.
 
...you're dog-ASS tired and its after 4:00 am and can't sleep so you are on a sex site that is not making you tired, rather.....um....horny lol
 
elizabeth22673 said:
...you're dog-ASS tired and its after 4:00 am and can't sleep so you are on a sex site that is not making you tired, rather.....um....horny lol

Ahhh.. someone else that does that too! lol.. I've learned that if it's 4am, and I can't sleep, I don't visit Lit if I think I'm going to surf the net to hopefully get drowsy again.. :rolleyes:
 
Don't you just hate it when...

You think you've got the opening shift at work as usual, so you go in at 9am, only to have everyone ask why you're there 4 hours early???
 
Razzbeary said:
You think you've got the opening shift at work as usual, so you go in at 9am, only to have everyone ask why you're there 4 hours early???

OMG when did that happen! yuck!
 
elizabeth22673 said:
OMG when did that happen! yuck!

Week before last.. forgot I had a closing shift for a change.. lol.. teach me not to doublecheck the work schedule I keep on the fridge..
 
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