Don't you hate it when.....

[Basia]

Your trying to rock out to your Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, and then the down stairs neighbors blast their base filled "yo yo yo I'ma bust a cap yo" music downstairs so you can't enjoy your Phantom of the Opera? I do.

 

[miles]

Think of Me Das All I Ax of You

You never heard this? Sheeeeeeit.

All I Ask o' You

RAOUL
No mo' jive
o' darkness,
Forget deez
wide-eyed fears.

I'm here,
nuttin' can harm ya -
muh ma fuckin werdz will
warm an' calm ya.

Let me be
yo' freedom,
let daylight
dry -your tears.

I'm here,
wiff ya, beside ya,
ta guard ya
an' ta guide ya . . .

CHRISTINE

Say ya love me
every waking moment,
turn muh ma fuckin head
wiff jive o' summertime . . .

Say ya need me
wiff ya, now an' always . . .
promise me dat all
ya say iz true -
dat'sall I ax
o' ya . . .


RAOUL
Let me be yo' shelter,
let me be yo' light.
You're safe:
No-one will find ya
yo' fears iz far behind ya . . .

CHRISTINE
All I wants
iz freedom,
uh world wiff
nahh mo' night . . .

an' ya
always beside me
ta hold me
an' ta hide me . . .

RAOUL

Then say you'll share wiff
me one love, one lifetime . . .
Iet me lead ya from yo' solitude . . .
Say ya need me
wiff ya here, beside ya . . .
anywhere ya jet,
let me jet too -

Christine,
dat'sall I ax o' ya . . .

CHRISTINE
Say you'll share wiff
me one love, one lifetime . . .
say da werd an' I will follow ya . . .

BOTH
Share each day wiff
me, each night, each morning . . .

CHRISTINE
Say ya love me . . .

RAOUL
You know I do . . .

BOTH
Love me -
dat'sall I ax
o' ya . . .
(They kiss)

Anywhere ya jet
let me jet too . . .
Love me -
dat'sall I ax
o' ya . .

CHRISTINE
I mus' jet -
they'll wonder where I be . . .
wait fo' me, Raoul!

RAOUL
Christine, I love ya!

CHRISTINE;
Order yo' fine horses!
Be wiff dem at da do'!

RAOUL
And soon you'll be beside me!

CHRISTINE
You'll guard me, an' you'll guide me .
Ya' dig?

 

[April]

Maybe they did it in protest? I've done that.

 

[Renegade]

Be glad they didn't start playing any of their Spice Girls CDs they might have laying around. Now that would be torture:

Yo, I'll tell you what I want,what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell mewhat you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, Iwanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
Iwanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wannazigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, youhave got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If youreally bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really reallywant,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna bemy lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way itis.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
yougotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's areal lady,
and as for me you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind itall around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

If you wanna be mylover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam,slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your bodydown and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.

*shudders in fear*

 

[BlondeBeauty]

TELL me you cut and pasted that, Renegade.

Oh please, please tell me. LOL

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Your trying to rock out to your Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, and then the down stairs neighbors blast their base filled "yo yo yo I'ma bust a cap yo" music downstairs so you can't enjoy your Phantom of the Opera? I do.

I used to have that problem ... my room mate and I had the worst guys living upstairs from us. They would play some keyboard music all night long.

So come early morning when we were on our way out , we would leave RICKY MARTIN blasting all day long.

Sweet revenge... * hee hee hee *

 

[Angel]

Uh, so I assume that they were listening to rap? Because you know, it's all "Yo yo, Ima bust a cap yo", no substance at all in any of it.

I wonder if anyone ever considered politely asking someone to turn town their music, or at least minimizing the bass on their stereos - always worked for me.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I always tell people that as long as it's day light I couldn't give a fuck how much noise they make "BUT" once the sun goes down or it gets to 8:00pm then I expect them to do as I do and either turn the music down or put on some headphones.

 

[Basia]

I've tried the asking them nicely bit, dosn't work.

My form of retaliation is my medation music. I have these huge speakers that I lay face down on the floor in my room, and with the treb. up all the way I blast "Pan Flutes by the Ocean".... they complain about it too... I wonder why...

Miles-

You got me laughing so hard at that....

 

[Angel]

they complain about it too... I wonder why...

Good, now when they complain tell them you will stop when they do, Until then keep doing it

 

[OUTSIDER]

the only time I got into a pissing contest with a nieghbour over stereo's I was losing because he had a monster one and I had a cheap crap one, any way I managed to borrow a couple of large guitar amps from a friend and plugged them in then turned the stereo on and fucked off out for a few hours

 

[Renegade]

TELL me you cut and pasted that, Renegade.

Oh please, please tell me. LOL

You want me to lie??

 

[Basia]

You want me to lie??

Well then.... I never knew....

 

[Renegade]

You know, I seem to have that affect on people. Must be the charming personality that just shines through with each post? *dry cough*

 

[Ask For More]

*starts choking*

 

[Renegade]

AFM

Didn't that one guy tell you to stop swallowing if you can't handle it?

 

[miles]

Basia

Glad you liked it.

Now can I bury my face between your tatas and use them for ear muffs?

 

[Basia]

depends. Are you going to be wearing your clark gable costume?

 

[miles]

Costume?

That's me baby, honest.

I'll wear anything you like.

Deal?

 

[Cheyenne]

I wonder if anyone ever considered politely asking someone to turn town their music, or at least minimizing the bass on their stereos - always worked for me.

Yup. My neighbor had her speaker up against our shared wall. Her son played music with a loud bass to it. All I had to do was ask her to move the speaker away from the wall just a bit and then I couldn't hear the music anymore.