Don't stop asking Todd Everything

[Todd]

I kinda liked the way the last thread started to go was learning a few things.


I will answer every response posed, i may not have the right answer but i will try to make an educated guess thereafter you can educate me with the real thing.

 

[Basia]

Can I borrow you as a Math Tutor, Mr. Todd?

 

[Todd]

sure, I guarentee at least a D- average

 

[Shelby]

Alright smartie pants.

For potential optimum feeding, what is the correct ratio of balancing fat & protien to carbohydrates for feeding dogs who are using a minimum of 4,000 calories a day.

That was question #1.

 

[Todd]

Alright smartie pants.

For potential optimum feeding, what is the correct ratio of balancing fat & protien to carbohydrates for feeding dogs who are using a minimum of 4,000 calories a day.

That was question #1.

My thourough studies conclude that I haven't a clue, but I will guess

5.2 to 3.5 ratio of protien to fat


how far off am I?

 

[Wizard]

How come when you re tie your one shoe they other one needs re tied also????????????..................................

 

[BlondGirl]

1.) What is the price of tea in China?

2.) How many temples do you have to go through in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in order to beat the game? (question supplied by my 9 year old)

3.) What is the secret formula of spices used by KFC?

4.) How many Donkey Kong characters are there? (also supplied by MiniMe)

5.) If your only food source in a foreign prison was maggot covered, would you eat it?

 

[Todd]

How come when you re tie your one shoe they other one needs re tied also????????????..................................

because you just put them both on and you need them both ties or you will trip over the laces

 

[Shelby]

My thourough studies conclude that I haven't a clue, but I will guess

5.2 to 3.5 ratio of protien to fat


how far off am I?

A galaxy away. The correct answer, smartie pants, would've been, "Todd has no flippin' idea."

Question #2.

Explain the best way to tell whether or not your dog is overweight. Veterinary studies show that close to 96% of dogs are. How do you tell?

 

[Wizard]

because you just put them both on and you need them both ties or you will trip over the laces

LOL.............no no no lol The 2nd one is already tied but yet you have to retie it tighter....






How about this.....How come when someone yawns others do the same.................???????????????

 

[Todd]

1.) What is the price of tea in China?

2.) How many temples do you have to go through in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in order to beat the game? (question supplied by my 9 year old)

3.) What is the secret formula of spices used by KFC?

4.) How many Donkey Kong characters are there? (also supplied by MiniMe)

5.) If your only food source in a foreign prison was maggot covered, would you eat it?

a> i am not sure I get it for free from a college friend i think a few hundred yen a teabag

b> If you cheat you don't need to go through any, if you play fair, you have to go through 6-9 depending on your skills

c> Salt, pepper, flour, cornemeal, all spice, celery salt, . . . hey you tried to trick me I can't give that out.

d> I never played it but I think i read over on http://www.gamefaqs.com something like 27 characters, i sunno though for sure

e> yes and the maggots too high in protien and a great source of fiber

 

[Todd]

How about this.....How come when someone yawns others do the same.................???????????????

Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they then yawn to even it out.

 

[BlondGirl]

Another question from MiniMe:

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How can you make big subtraction problems easy in my math book?

How many Legend of Zelda games are there?

How many electronic Nintendo playing systems are there?



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(I am sensing a theme here... I am hoping it is typical of the average 9 year old.)

 

[Todd]

A galaxy away. The correct answer, smartie pants, would've been, "Todd has no flippin' idea."

Question #2.

Explain the best way to tell whether or not your dog is overweight. Veterinary studies show that close to 96% of dogs are. How do you tell?

his belly frag on the ground and when he jumps up on your lap for loving you have to go in for hip replacement.

 

[BlondGirl]

Here's one from mom:

Why is the rock group KISS making a come back among the kiddos my son's age?

 

[Wizard]

Ok ..........................How come when you drop a slice of pizzia it will always land face down?????????????????

 

[Todd]

Another question from MiniMe:

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How can you make big subtraction problems easy in my math book?

How many Legend of Zelda games are there?

How many electronic Nintendo playing systems are there?



~~~~~~

(I am sensing a theme here... I am hoping it is typical of the average 9 year old.)

a> do one row at a tme strating from the right hand side

b> Eight. 3 game boy versions, 2 color game boys version, 1 NES, 1 snes, 1 n64

c> 5 oroginal game boy, color game boy, nes, super nes, and n64
unless you include the japanese counterparts the famicon family

d> yes it is very normal

 

[Todd]

Here's one from mom:

Why is the rock group KISS making a come back among the kiddos my son's age?

Pokeman back masking

 

[Todd]

Ok ..........................How come when you drop a slice of pizzia it will always land face down?????????????????

Murphies law 73e adendum 8t paragraph 4 point 2

 

[Wizard]

<Slaps head> ........And I missed that one.................

 

[LadyDarkFire]

How many degrees off is Pluto's orbit compared with the rest of the Solar System?

 

[Todd]

<Slaps head> ........And I missed that one.................

i missed it the first time round too

 

[Todd]

How many degrees off is Pluto's orbit compared with the rest of the Solar System?

just enough to make people go "Whats up with that?"

 

[Todd]

ah don't stop now

 

[BlondGirl]

Alright--here's another.

Todd, would you engage in casual sex? Do your personal beliefs allow for that or would you go against those beliefs while still clinging to them?

If this is too serious--tell me and I'll delete this.