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[bluebell]

I told you not to, dammit!
But since you're here...

Pole smoker.

That is all.

 

[bluebell]

Pole smoking background, for inquiring minds

My exciting discovery today was that the term "pole smoker" is in the list of words that Must Not Be Published in a display ad for my newspaper.
It was exciting for several reasons. One being that I'd never heard the term before and it captivated my crooked little mind. Two being that I derived an unexpected jolt of pleasure at the thought of the tight-lipped and slightly bitchy business office manager having to type that list of words into the system to begin with. And three, well, it's...dirty.

Of course, if I find out that lots of people have known about that term forever and I'm just one of those unfortunate few who has been living under a rock in the Arena of Sexual Slang, I might just cry. Or sniffle a little.

 

[feeeriek]

how about pole grill or barbeque is that ok

 

[starrkers]

That's a new one on me. But then I do live in a total backwater.

 

[slyc_willie]

My exciting discovery today was that the term "pole smoker" is in the list of words that Must Not Be Published in a display ad for my newspaper.
It was exciting for several reasons. One being that I'd never heard the term before and it captivated my crooked little mind. Two being that I derived an unexpected jolt of pleasure at the thought of the tight-lipped and slightly bitchy business office manager having to type that list of words into the system to begin with. And three, well, it's...dirty.

Of course, if I find out that lots of people have known about that term forever and I'm just one of those unfortunate few who has been living under a rock in the Arena of Sexual Slang, I might just cry. Or sniffle a little.

Jeez . . . what would you think if I said 'carpet muncher?'

 

[trysail]

Uh..., um..., err..., bluey, dearie, don't shoot the messenger, but ...
it's been around for awhile.

Don't worry; a couple of months ago, I had to ask what "going commando" meant.

 

[bluebell]

how about pole grill or barbeque is that ok

I think so, but then I just think of food.
Any kind of pole is welcome here. Um...

Jeez . . . what would you think if I said 'carpet muncher?'

I would think, "How sad for all those ruined Persian rugs. I mean, do they really deserve that?"
Oh god. I can't believe I just made that joke.

That's a new one on me. But then I do live in a total backwater.

I think I do as well.

 

[slyc_willie]

Uh..., um..., err..., bluey, dearie, don't shoot the messenger, but ...
it's been around for awhile.

Don't worry; a couple of months ago, I had to ask what "going commando" meant.

Lol.

Dirty joke time.

Had a pair of attractive female soldiers in fatigues come in to the restaurant today. I asked the guy who was taking care of them, "You know what they say about women in uniform, right?"

"Uh, what?"

"They always go commando."

 

[TE999]

I told you not to, dammit!
But since you're here...

Pole smoker.

That is all.

Poles taste lousy smoked or otherwise.

Norwegians on the other hand...with drawn butter...Mmmmm.

(signed)

Hannibal Lecter

 

[bluebell]

Uh..., um..., err..., bluey, dearie, don't shoot the messenger, but ...
it's been around for awhile.

Don't worry; a couple of months ago, I had to ask what "going commando" meant.

Drats! Now I have to sniffle.
And also, you didn't know what "going commando" meant? Okay, maybe I don't feel as bad anymore...

 

[bluebell]

Poles taste lousy smoked or otherwise.

Norwegians on the other hand...with drawn butter...Mmmmm.

(signed)

Hannibal Lecter

Ewwwwwwwwwww!
However, I must concur. The Norwegians I know would be better. They eat lots of cookies. Especially around this time of year.

 

[slyc_willie]

Poles taste lousy smoked or otherwise.

Norwegians on the other hand...with drawn butter...Mmmmm.

(signed)

Hannibal Lecter

Now, hold on a sec . . . .

I ate a Pole once.

Yummy.

 

[TE999]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!
However, I must concur. The Norwegians I know would be better. They eat lots of cookies. Especially around this time of year.

Mmmmmmmm...cookies...and Norwegians.

Hannibal again.

 

[TE999]

Now, hold on a sec . . . .

I ate a Pole once.

Yummy.

Hmmm...Never had one of them.

But I had me some French pastry one summer.

cest manifique

 

[mjl2010]

Ok I didn't read it

As soon as the page loaded, I hit reply and so here's my post.

MJL

 

[oggbashan]

I thought that pole smokers were used for making Arbroath Smokies - a delicious method of preserving fish.

Or are pole smokers those who used to smoke the excessively long cigarettes sold in the 1960s. In those days King Size was long. Peter Styvesant were the longest cigarettes until the 150mm specials were introduced (and bombed after a couple of years).

Now King Size is standard size and Superkings are almost as popular. However I still have a two-foot long cigarette holder left over from a 1920s themed play I took part in.

Og

 

[jomar]

Is a pole smoker anything like a goober gobbler?

And why is it called going commando. Freeballing I understand.

But commando? I found this: "It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants."

That's clearly the wrong mental picture when one wants to think of all those hoo-haas looking for action.

 

[trysail]

From the AH thread "The Delights of Slang."

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23919818&postcount=29

 

[bluebell]

As soon as the page loaded, I hit reply and so here's my post.

MJL

Hey wait, whadja say? I didn't read it.

<says lots of clever things and talks about long, pointy objects>

Sorry, Your Oggness, but my brain keeps snagging on the words "King Size". And then it moves directly to an image of some over-large Kit Kats.
Oh god. It's moved onto the blancmange bit from Monty Python. *sigh* I'm a slave to my hamster wheel.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Well, finally a truly useful thread. Someplace we can all go and get a dose of Bluebell when we need it.

 

[TE999]

Sorry, Your Oggness, but my brain keeps snagging on the words "King Size". And then it moves directly to an image of some over-large Kit Kats.
Oh god. It's moved onto the blancmange bit from Monty Python. *sigh* I'm a slave to my hamster wheel.

Who said anything about lions and tigers? Oh My!

Pawddn me, I say, anyone for tennis?

You there, the large pudding!

Care to play a set?

 

[bluebell]

From the AH thread "The Delights of Slang."

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=23919818&postcount=29

Are you rubbing it in, young man? *taps foot*
Oh, AND you're maligning my reading and memory comprehension skills.
You are in so much trouble.

Is a pole smoker anything like a goober gobbler?

No. Because there's only one goober gobbler (you) and very likely lotssssssss of pole smokers (possibly the rest of humanity). Although according to the transitive property, you could be both, seeing as you're a human.
You are a human, right?

Well, finally a truly useful thread. Someplace we can all go and get a dose of Bluebell when we need it.

Aww, garsh...

 

[slyc_willie]

Who said anything about lions and tigers? Oh My!

Pawddn me, I say, anyone for tennis?

You there, the large pudding!

Care to play a set?

Don't encourage her!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Aww, garsh...

Got any two week old celery or pomekiwis for sale?

 

[TE999]

Don't encourage her!

Like she needs it!