Don't post another poster's personal information. It's against the rules!

KillerMuffin

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It will get your posts reported to Laurel and you'll get edited or banished to the abyss. Really.

That said.

Dixon Carter Lee lives on 1215 Pennington Avenue in Hollywood, Maryland with his three toy poodles, Andrew, Dice, and Clay.

Marxist's name is really Horace Anderson and he's a registered Libertarian. And a virgin. Despite this, he's an excellent porno agent.

Rubyfruit works at a Texaco station in Tupelo, Mississippi. She's the highest paid employee in the chain at $187,000 a year. Just ask for Lucy.

Draaah is 19 and her boyfriend wants to pop her anal cherry. She's putting it off. His name is Jimmy.

Juicylips is frequently found on the arm of rich men that she doesn't know. Visa, it's everywhere you want to be. If you can afford her. Stupid is the man who thinks he's getting anything more than what's advertised: Sparkling companionship and wit.

Zamdrist is actually a cop. JL has him on speedial in case some idiot is stupid. His cell phone number is 171-554-0923.

Riff can't sing, but his cat is a mezzo soprano.

Yoyotwat's Mastercard number is 9614 9987 0000 0469, expires 5/03. It's maxed already, though. I'm trying to get his American Express number. I hear there's no limit.

p_p_man was born in Delaware and emigrated to the UK after a failed Congressional bid under the Taxpayer's party.

REDWAVE is catholic and can frequently be found in the confessional at St. George's church in Williston, North Dakota. Transcripts are available at two buck a piece or copies of the tapes are five. Email him at rosary@hottalk.org

Hey, don't tell Laurel I squealed, 'kay?
 
KillerMuffin is a very attractive bi-sexual blonde Native American hottie. Her real name is Kate Whokillsthemuffin. She plays the role of Yayati when she's bored. She has a PhD. in African studies. She eats lobster with a spoon before bed.


http://www.spectator.net/EDIMAGES/ward/blonde.jpg


Let's just say, the girl is more complex than she lets on.
 
KillerMuffin said:
Hey, don't tell Laurel I squealed, 'kay?
I won't tell if you won't. Lavender is an active alum of Delta Delta Delta.
 
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Mischka said:
I won't tell if you won't. Lavender is an active alum of Delta Delta Delta.

I heard that you had to have three tits to get in. In that case, I'm a candidate for sistahood.
 
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Marxist said:
I heard that you had to have three tits to get in. In that case, I'm a candidate for sistahood.
You have three tits? I have three nipples. Sister!!
 
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Marxist said:


I heard that you had to have three tits to get in. In that case, I'm a candidate for sistahood.

You also have to be able to suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose.
 
No shit? Tri-Delt?

Gawd the things they do up here are just, well, just oh my gawd.

Tri-Delt???

:eek:
 
More info, don't tell Laurel.

cybergurly's first name is Esther. Her mother was a sweet Church going woman. At least until she met an Elvis Impersonator while canvassing North Las Vegas. Whoa.

Lazarus is a 17 year old high school senior. He was busted for hanging out with a 15 year old girl last spring. It's not his fault, Myst had a fake ID that said she was 19. Of course, his said that he was 21. ;)

storm, don't tell anyone, I'm saying this in absolute confidence, is a pastor in a small Minnesota church. They don't know what he does in the rectory late at night while the computer is turned on. He says it's writing sermons.

woodgie beat illiteracy last year. His name is Jeffrey and he now volunteers his time at a local RIF program in Birmingham, Ohio.

Allexus is actually Astrid. She's a Swede who got in by marrying a guy over the 'Net. She claimed to be a swedish massage therapist, but is a roller derby champion. He's from Texas so things are working out.

Mischka's first name is Stockard and she's signed autographs for Dixon Carter Lee last time he went to California to hang on Hollywood and Vine.
 
KillerMuffin said:
More info, don't tell Laurel.

woodgie beat illiteracy last year. His name is Jeffrey and he now volunteers his time at a local RIF program in Birmingham, Ohio.


Bloody hell... I really DID work in Birmingham!
 
Tri-Delts on my campus

"The snobby girls who are ugly but try to make them selves look good with make up. They think their sorority is the best but all the other greeks consider them a little more towards the bottom"

Intresting how some campuses are different Tri-Delts seem to be the higher sororites on every campus except mine.

Quoting SexieLexie
hey, cornell has tri-delts. it's *the* sorority on campus.
 
KillerMuffin said:


Lazarus is a 17 year old high school senior. He was busted for hanging out with a 15 year old girl last spring. It's not his fault, Myst had a fake ID that said she was 19. Of course, his said that he was 21. ;)


And it was well worth it too!
Well until everyone made fun of me because I was dating a freshman.:(
 
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