Don't mind me

[MaxwellKing]

I am just very bored.

 

[MaxwellKing]

*kicks self* Stop being bored. You'll make yourself look bad. *kicks*

 

[MaxwellKing]

*punches back* Don't kick there... that hurt...

 

[MaxwellKing]

Oh you mean...HERE!!! *kick CRUNCH!!!*

 

[MaxwellKing]

OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!

*jumps for his throat*

 

[marksgirl]

Hey there just don't cut your nose off despite your face!

 

[alexandraaah]

Bored and 25 posts away from an avatar.

Great coincidence and lucky for you!

 

[Lasher]

Tyler?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Tyler?

heh

 

[MaxwellKing]

*sides steps and watchs you fall on you face*

HAHA!!!! Loser..

*kicks you while your down*

*kicks*
*kicks*
*kicks*

 

[MaxwellKing]

Hey, whatcha all looking at? You gonna help me beat him up or not?


*falls backwards*

Yikes!

 

[MaxwellKing]

*dusts off his kicked in ribs*

AH HA!!! I've got you now!

*attacks like a cat and pounces on his prey*

 

[EllieTalbot]

*watches*

 

[MaxwellKing]

AIEIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*gets clothing ripped of along with a limb or two eventually rolls out from underneath*


God damn you boy... I'm gonna.....

 

[MaxwellKing]

(f.y.i. I can go like this for awhile... minding I don't confuse myself after awhile)

Piss all over yourself? You can't do anything. You don't have any legs!!!

Hahaha

 

[MaxwellKing]

I do have legs, they're just not attached at the moment...

*grabs a leg and starts to club you with it*

 

[MaxwellKing]

Oww dammit *thunk* That hurts*thunk*

You...*thunk* can't....*thunk do....*thunk* that.....*CRACK*

*staggers around for a moment before collapsing*

 

[MaxwellKing]

Dammit, and that was my favorite leg...

Guess I'll have to steal one of his....

*drags himself over to himself and cuts off the leg he just broke*

Ahhh that will work....

*reattaches all his lost limbs back to himself*

*stands up to test them*

 

[MaxwellKing]

Ahhh thats feeling much better...

*Looks over at himself still unconscious on the ground and kicks him in his broken ribs again*

bastard...

 

[MaxwellKing]

*cringes at the kick, feeling groggy slowly sits up*

Owww my achin head.....

 

[MaxwellKing]

That shouldn't be the only thing achin right now. Take a look at the position your in right now....

*smirks*

 

[MaxwellKing]

*his eyes open wide and he gasps*

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! YOU COCK SUCKER!! YOU STOLE MY FUCKING LEG!!!!

Give it back, NOW! Or else....

*glares*

 

[MaxwellKing]

"Or else" what? Pansy boy... You barely have a leg to stand on and your threatening me??

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA

Your foolish, you've lost, admit it...

 

[MaxwellKing]

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs the broken leg and hurls the exposed bone at his enemy's neck, catching it off to the side, sliting his jugular*


Ha......

 

[MaxwellKing]

*coughs up blood*

Fool.... you doomed us both....

*coughs up more blood*