Don't ever put Bengay on your balls

Todd, Todd, Todd, as I shake my head in amazement

OUCH (and I dont even have those)
 
ewwwwww i bet.

if your g/f is willing have here try toothpaste in her mouth during a b/j, talk about weird sensation...
 
it wasn't a pleasant experience it was accidental

A good learning lesson
 
Reminds me of an old friend of mine who after giving a muscle rub with a product we call 'Deep Heat' (not sure if you guys get that in the states) went outside where he felt the need to take a leak. (he lives in the bush).....needless to say it wasn't a very pleasant experience for him!
Another time neighbours of ours were having a party, one of the guys at the party thought it would be ok to pee on our fence - no problem with that except its electric!
When will you men learn to use the toilet? And put the seat up when you have finished???



:p
 
Todd said:
it wasn't a pleasant experience it was accidental


Been there and done that. The sad thing is I have done it more than once. Comes from having arthritic hips.

Cold water and a wash cloth, repeated rinsings.
 
Ouch...an old "Bucks Night" thing...toothpaste the groom-to-be
balls...hear them yell when they go to wash it off.....

Muhahahahahahahaha (Sorry Tony...but it was fun) :D
 
What's so bad about it? I've had Icy Hot on my clit before, and loved it. :)
 
Todd said:
What a freaky sensation

Poor, poor Todd........I take it that you don't get out much.
That's a 20 year old joke. We used to play that joke in Naval Training Camp back in 1981. When we were pissed at someone, we would put BenGay in his underwears while he's in the shower.

Here's a cool experiment.........Try scratching your balls with a cheese grater or sandpaper............LOL

Todd........Dude..............get out a lil more.
 
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GuyJD said:


Poor, poor Todd........I take it that you don't get out much.
That's a 20 year old joke. We used to play that joke in Naval Training Camp back in 1981. When we were pissed at someone, we would put BenGay in his underwears while he's in the shower.

Here's a cool experiment.........Try scratching your balls with a cheese grater or sandpaper............LOL

Todd........Dude..............get out a lil more.

It was the first time I ever used Bengay, I didn't have a clue what it would do. It was an accident nothing purposely planned
 
Todd,

Feeling your pain.....that happened to me after giving someone a full body massage. Remember, wash hands repeatedly......

Others to avoid in that area.......toothpaste (although the blowjob soundied intriguing), shampoo (get it in the hole and peeing is painful), and any kind of cologne.....

Nic,
 
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