dolf?

[Soulen]

i mean it.

 

[dolf]

for the last time, i am not sending you pictures of myself inserting a rubber ducky.

 

[theault_b]

If any soul were of one mind on this...

 

[dolf]

If any soul were of one mind on this...

he is blackmailing me. he says if i don't send him rubber ducky pics he'll post the lego pics for all to see.

 

[theault_b]

We all suffer the brickbats thrown by the well intentioned enflamed by passions... You of all souls here have borne witness to such... How big a ducky can yours be?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

dolf doesn't like me for some reason. lol

 

[dolf]

We all suffer the brickbats thrown by the well intentioned enflamed by passions... You of all souls here have borne witness to such... How big a ducky can yours be?

are you insinuating i have an overly spacious pond?

 

[blobfish]

Rubber dicky, you're the one.

 

[theault_b]

are you insinuating i have an overly spacious pond?

Oh god no! Nor that you've an over-ample duck! But the "y" you choose to add to said duck's name does raise suspicions. "Y" ending names usually denote either really big or really small... ducks. Ummmmm....

You've a pond?

Ohhhhhh... right.


You've had duck pix... I see.

The longfaced doggy is just stirring up the soup...

 

[blobfish]

If I had to take it in the ass from anyone, it would be Soulen. He is the ultra masculine superman of our day. Yet, at the same time, he is also vastly intelligent and sensitive to the feelings of those around him. Soulen could be described as nothing less than an avatar of perfection.

 

[blobfish]

Theault? A specter. A phantom. He exists, we know that, but on what plane?

747?

No. Astral.

His fist is made of truth, and when it makes contact with you, it leaves a bruise. The bruise is the grave of your blissful ignorance.

Hear that? It's the screen door slamming. The big yellow taxi is coming to take your innocence away.

 

[dolf]

Oh god no! Nor that you've an over-ample duck! But the "y" you choose to add to said duck's name does raise suspicions. "Y" ending names usually denote either really big or really small... ducks. Ummmmm....

You've a pond?

Ohhhhhh... right.


You've had duck pix... I see.

The longfaced doggy is just stirring up the soup...

my rubber ducky is regular rubber ducky sized. yellow, with an orange beak in a happy smile of insanity (no doubt caused by the trauma of being exposed to so much naked flesh.)

the man has a golden spoon.

If I had to take it in the ass from anyone, it would be Soulen. He is the ultra masculine superman of our day. Yet, at the same time, he is also vastly intelligent and sensitive to the feelings of those around him. Soulen could be described as nothing less than an avatar of perfection.

right... i'm 80% sure he's straight but let me know how that goes.

 

[Byron In Exile]

right... i'm 80% sure he's straight but let me know how that goes.

Prison changes people.

 

[blobfish]

right... i'm 80% sure he's straight but let me know how that goes.

I've turned plenty of women into lesbians, so maybe I can turn Soulen gay.

 

[dolf]

Prison changes people.

he had lego pics off you too??

I've turned plenty of women into lesbians, so maybe I can turn Soulen gay.

i want pics.

 

[blobfish]

i want pics.

Soulen and I dicking? You'll be first on the list.

 

[dolf]

Soulen and I dicking? You'll be first on the list.

try sending him lego pics.
don't ask me why but it works.

 

[blobfish]

try sending him lego pics.
don't ask me why but it works.

I want his brick.

 

[dolf]

I want his brick.

eeeeeeeeeew!
scat is icky.

 

[blobfish]

eeeeeeeeeew!
scat is icky.

If I really K'nex with somebody, I can get an erector set from playing with their bricks.

 

[Byron In Exile]

he had lego pics off you too??

i want pics.

What??

 

[dolf]

What??

lego porn.

i have made knife porn. i have made duct tape porn. i have made lego porn.

 

[Byron In Exile]

lego porn.

i have made knife porn. i have made duct tape porn. i have made lego porn.

Silly daft bint...

So wrong.

Let's dance!

 

[dolf]

you can't waltz to that!

 

[bronzeage]

lego porn.

i have made knife porn. i have made duct tape porn. i have made lego porn.