Doing some research...

[Guest]

I did the British thing and didn't poast.

Clarification: did you mean poach or boast? P.

 

[NoJo]

Clarification: did you mean poach or boast? P.

You're thinking of poasted eggs on toach.

 

[minsue]

You're thinking of poasted eggs on toach.

Touché

 

[NoJo]

Touché

I love your French accent.

 

[Guest]

Touché

Ok, do you mean tush or touch, Minge?

 

[minsue]

Ok, do you mean tush or touch, Minge?

Touch tush or minge? Do I have to pick just one?

 

[Guest]

Touch tush or minge? Do I have to pick just one?

I need to meet the right bloke so I can say, "Wanna touch my minge?" Joe, in what part of England should I start my search?

I feel silly today, no apology. P.

 

[NoJo]

"Est-que vous voulez touché mon singe" is better.

 

[Guest]

"Est-que vous voulez touché mon singe" is better.

Good grief, that just made me laugh out loud. Merci, non. P.

 

[Guest]

I did the British thing and didn't poast.

I am so not a typical fucking Brit.

Get a load of this (all true. Honest).


A) Whether you're in a partnered relationship... Yep.

B) How often you'd like to have sex each week (if kids, work, bills, etc didn't get in the way)? In an ideal world: 21 times.

C) How often you actually have sex? In my not quite so ideal world: 20 times.

D) How often you masturbate? Oooh, yuk! That's just wrong. Plain wrong. Depraved behaviour. How sick of you even to ask. (I have a wank about five times a week - ten times when the call rate is cheap.)

E) Does frequency of sex with a partner impact frequency of masturbation? No. I don't think I take in enough fluids to up anything - be that wanking or actual sex.

F) Do you have a secret unfulfilled sexual desire that you've never shared with a partner? Nope, he knows them all, and goes out of his way to make sure we fulfill them, together.

Two of the above answers are spot-on, completely and totally accurate and true. Hmmm, I wonder which two? The rest are only mildly exaggerated. Hey, what? I'm a writer.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

I gave logophile the sordid Truth in a PM. I didn't want to give anyone a superiority complex. Lou, I guess you're lying about F, unless you've finally met those conjoined twins.

 

[Guest]

I gave logophile the sordid Truth in a PM. I didn't want to give anyone a superiority complex. Lou, I guess you're lying about F, unless you've finally met those conjoined twins.

Bastard. You promised you would never tell that one.

(Any luck in the Yellow Pages?)

 

[logophile]

I want to thank everyone again for sharing this information! It's been fun to read and work the knowledge into my story.

Just to be clear, I'm not quoting anyone in it (of course I would ask permission if I wanted to do that!). I'm just looking for an idea of other sexually charged people do in their daily lives to make sure that I don't exaggerate anything!

 

[angelicminx]

I want to thank everyone again for sharing this information! It's been fun to read and work the knowledge into my story.

Just to be clear, I'm not quoting anyone in it (of course I would ask permission if I wanted to do that!). I'm just looking for an idea of other sexually charged people do in their daily lives to make sure that I don't exaggerate anything!

Looking forward to reading the finished product logo!