Dogs

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How do you teach a dog to have sex with you

 

[Gaultier]

Treat the dog like a lady.

Try to date the dog first. I would recommend a park with a lot of trees as a first date.

If u consider Fast Food, dogs usually don't eat fries, but it depends of course.

Don't forget the condomns, in case the lady is in heat.

In case you consider presenting your latest fuck to the family, I would recommend you to wait for a while. They need to get used to her first.

Don't forget, never force her, her teeth are sharp and you are exposed.

Enjoy and let me know.

 

[xx_La_Reina_xx]

hmmmmm....

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt???????

 

[MR.GGG]

Oh GAWD!

Another ""Sex-with-Beasites"" thread.

Always a winner in ths room.

 

[lovechild27]

This is what you do...

call the police and ask them how to rape your dog.

They will be able to help you.

 

[Quimmy]

I'm not sure how you'd do it, but I'm fairly confident that your 400 pound cellmate in jail would use a similar technique on you.

 

[KnotSoPure]

So many closed minded people on this adult site.

 

[MsTerious]

So many closed minded people on this adult site.

operative word being PEOPLE

 

[KnotSoPure]

 

[Guest]

Possible help

I'm not certain of the gender of the dog being sought for canral relations but most respectable breeders maintain a stud dog book and the fees are generaly reasonable.....Should that fail you might I suggest seeking a full time position at a local animal shelter that offers as part of their benefits package both legal and psychiatric services.....

 

[Bindii]

operative word being PEOPLE

What she said!!!

 

[TAKEMEE]

I found this for ya here on Lit

Maybe it can help you


How to Fuck your Dog
by Athena_e19 ©

Well I have heard from a lot of people who have viewed my profile and want to know more about animal love. If you live in the US bestiality is extremely dangerous due to harsh laws. Some states have begun using the laws of rape of a minor as guidelines for bestiality laws. So if you want to risk it....
To the girls who want to engage their male dogs:

Male dogs are receptive to bitches all the time. If your dog isn't neutered then he should be good for a fuck. First you want to get some socks preferably thick cotton ones. (These are necessary to prevent nasty scratches that can occur with the forepaws of the dog). Put the socks on the dogs front paws. Next you may want to get a jar of honey or any other condiment that is in a near liquid state. Peanut butter also works well. Finger yourself for a while until your pussy is nice and juiced up. Keep your dog near you so he can scent the juices. Some women will masturbate in a pair of panties and allow the dog to sniff them to prepare him.

After a good fingering session (or toy) present him with your fingers or toy that you used to masturbate. If he sniffs and licks at your fingers or toy then he may be receptive w/o the honey. Pull him b/t your legs allowing him to have access to your cunt. If he sniffs and licks by himself skip the next few lines. If he doesn't read the following. Either hold his head in place near your cunt and see if he gets interested or its time to apply the honey. Apply the honey to your cunt lips, and inside your cunt. Work it in at least a few inches. Now the dog should start to lick up the honey. If he continues to work his way down inside he should enjoy the new tastes his tongue is bringing. After a little bit his cock may emerge from his sheath (protective covering over his cock) and grow just from licking and smelling. If it doesn't you may have to masturbate him till he's hard.

Stroke the sheath and pull it back exposing the head of his cock. Either stroke it till he is hard or you can give him a little bit of oral. Once his cock has emerged from his sheath wrap your hand around his cock and stroke. If he starts to hump your hand or mouth if your giving him oral then he's ready.

Either position yourself on all fours under him with your ass in the air or with you slouching on a seat with your ass cheeks off the seat. In either position pull his forelegs around your waist and guide his cock into your cunt. Be careful if your pussy is tight b/c animals have knots- Large bulges which keep the bitch from escaping during the mating process. If you think you cant accommodate it then hold onto his cock right in front of the knot. If you think you can hold it just let him go. Enjoy!


Note: This is not by me!

 

[lovechild27]

Ok..takemee....I know that wasnt by you but GROSS!

Beastiality is ILLEGAL because the animal cant really consent to it.

 

[EarnestImp]

How do you teach a dog to have sex with you

With many dogs, it is simply a matter of sticking your leg out.

The real question is how do you get the disgusting perverted beastie not to have sex with you.

 

[weezermelly]

lmao! Sorry, I just couldn't hold the laughter back...

Melly

Treat the dog like a lady.

Try to date the dog first. I would recommend a park with a lot of trees as a first date.

If u consider Fast Food, dogs usually don't eat fries, but it depends of course.

Don't forget the condomns, in case the lady is in heat.

In case you consider presenting your latest fuck to the family, I would recommend you to wait for a while. They need to get used to her first.

Don't forget, never force her, her teeth are sharp and you are exposed.

Enjoy and let me know.

 

[TAKEMEE]

Ok..takemee....I know that wasnt by you but GROSS!

Beastiality is ILLEGAL because the animal cant really consent to it.

Loll Lovechild. I figured if he/she got the instructions they wouldn't talk about it anymore.
Plus It looks like he/she only did that one post and never came back (LMAO)
ANd I spent a good half hour looking for instructions

(hugs)

 

[lovechild27]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.........your so nice to hunt up instructions for this huge pervert...lol.

 

[MsTerious]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.........your so nice to hunt up instructions for this huge pervert...lol.

Actually, my guess is that he is a very very "little" pervert.

i think that's a monkey, but use your imagination, i couldn't find a dog

 

[houseman]

This type of stuff is not my thing...

However, if you people dislike it as much as you are bitching the person out then WHY do YOU keep posting in this thread?

Furthermore, if it offended you greatly why did you bother to view/read the thread to begin with? Surely you HAD to of known what the subject matter was or else y'all that dense?

Perhaps next time if you don't have anything valid to say just keep your mouths shut. Like I said... this type of stuff doesn't really interest me but I have an open enough mind to accept, for the most part, what others ARE into. If I don't accept it? I keep my frigging mouth shut and go about my own business.

Just my thoughts.

 

[MsTerious]

This type of stuff is not my thing...

However, if you people dislike it as much as you are bitching the person out then WHY do YOU keep posting in this thread?

Furthermore, if it offended you greatly why did you bother to view/read the thread to begin with? Surely you HAD to of known what the subject matter was or else y'all that dense?

Perhaps next time if you don't have anything valid to say just keep your mouths shut. Like I said... this type of stuff doesn't really interest me but I have an open enough mind to accept, for the most part, what others ARE into. If I don't accept it? I keep my frigging mouth shut and go about my own business.

Just my thoughts.

*scratching head*
Ummm, then why did you post ? Having an open mind and beastialilty have nothing to do with each other. I happen to have a very open mind. But I wouldn't be opening my legs for an animal! with the exception of human animals! purrrrrrrrrrr

 

[peachykeen]

This type of stuff is not my thing...

However, if you people dislike it as much as you are bitching the person out then WHY do YOU keep posting in this thread?

Furthermore, if it offended you greatly why did you bother to view/read the thread to begin with? Surely you HAD to of known what the subject matter was or else y'all that dense?

Perhaps next time if you don't have anything valid to say just keep your mouths shut. Like I said... this type of stuff doesn't really interest me but I have an open enough mind to accept, for the most part, what others ARE into. If I don't accept it? I keep my frigging mouth shut and go about my own business.

Just my thoughts.

christ, who pissed in this guys cheerios?





was it the dog?





damn dog.

 

[houseman]

*scratching head*
Ummm, then why did you post ? Having an open mind and beastialilty have nothing to do with each other. I happen to have a very open mind. But I wouldn't be opening my legs for an animal! with the exception of human animals! purrrrrrrrrrr

I posted because I get sick and tired of seeing people sit in judgement of others for what they post.

What my cup of tea maybe not be yours and vise versa but I would hate to be judge for what I say because some people think its gross or sickening to them.

This is a site based on sex.. all sexual activities (legal I would presume?). However, we have to remember with legality is that what is illegal in one part of the world doesn't mean it is illegal in another.

*shrugs*

Just my thoughts.

 

[houseman]

christ, who pissed in this guys cheerios?





was it the dog?





damn dog.

AGAIN.. another example of the close mindedness I see.

I get a kick out of people who will easily put down others because they A) don't have a valid agrument of their own to come back with; or B) have to make themselves feel "big" attempting to put others down.

Ah well... can't change the world and I'm not going to try.

Peace.

 

[MsTerious]

We're not putting anyone down and we're not closed minded. We're simply responding to your attitude. If someone is free to ask about beastiality, we're free to reply, whether you like the response or not. There is a certain shock value when someone brings up the topic, so we respond accordingly. I believe that the majority of us are disgusted with the idea of someone fucking an animal. I also believe that's why people start threads like this. However, it is highly inappropriate for you to go off on us. In actuality, it is you who is judging us. You really need to chill!!

 

[houseman]

We're not putting anyone down and we're not closed minded. We're simply responding to your attitude. If someone is free to ask about beastiality, we're free to reply, whether you like the response or not. There is a certain shock value when someone brings up the topic, so we respond accordingly. I believe that the majority of us are disgusted with the idea of someone fucking an animal. I also believe that's why people start threads like this. However, it is highly inappropriate for you to go off on us. In actuality, it is you who is judging us. You really need to chill!!

LOL...

look at who needs to chill....

And no, I am not the one holding judgement. If it disgusts you sooooo much then WHY did you bother to view the thread in the first place?

I gotta wonder. Perhaps so you COULD make the comments and snide remarks towards the people who do happen to ppartake in this unusual (for me) form of sexuality?