Dog Pound

[Killswitch]

Whats the best story about what you did to end up in the Dog Pound with your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, or Wife.

How did you get out?

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy ay... bow wow wow yippy yo yippy ay

An ex live in girlfriends birthday was on a Friday, and I told her that I would have to wait till the next week to get her something cool. The reason was ( I didnt tell her) because I bought a 2000 dollar supercharger for my Camaro on Ebay just before her Birthday.

She somehow cruised into my Ebay account and saw what I did.

I spent the whole week hearing about how big of an idiot I was.



I made up for it with a three day weekend to Ft Lauderdale the following weekend. I had to borrow the money to pull it off though.



Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy ay... bow wow wow yippy yo yippy ay

 

[JerseyBoy]

you mean dog house?

think think think...yup theres some in there somewhere

 

[HeavyStick]

you mean dog house?

think think think...yup theres some in there somewhere

shhhh, he turned it to BET accidentally and found his hidden "black side".

Word to your Motha. *white fists high in air*

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[Killswitch]

I dont have the car ....or the girl anymore

Gusty.....do you celebrate Valentines Day in China?

 

[loveyamon]

Years ago I asked my then wife, for a divorce on our sixth anniversary. Needless to say I didn't stay the night. Never have lived that one down. I just figured why not end the nightmare the the same place the dream began.

 

[HeavyStick]

I just figured why not end the nightmare the the same place the dream began.

That's priceless.

 

[loveyamon]

That's priceless.

Thank you

 

[HeavyStick]

Thank you

I broke up with a girl by telling her, her sister had better tits.

 

[loveyamon]

I broke up with a girl by telling her, her sister had better tits.

so did you bag the sister ?

 

[HeavyStick]

so did you bag the sister ?

No, it was a sure way to end the relationship though.

 

[loveyamon]

No, it was a sure way to end the relationship though.

and cause a little jealous rift on your way out

 

[loveyamon]

When I was 19 and a genius, NOT, I had a one night stand with a real fine girl..Problem was a few days later and the itching started. Yup, good old crabs. Problem was I was seeing two diffrent girls in neighboring cities. I had to show up up at both of their places with little bottles of crab killer, and big bottles of denial. Two doghouses for the price of one.

 

[bknight2602]

When I was 19 and a genius, NOT, I had a one night stand with a real fine girl..Problem was a few days later and the itching started. Yup, good old crabs. Problem was I was seeing two diffrent girls in neighboring cities. I had to show up up at both of their places with little bottles of crab killer, and big bottles of denial. Two doghouses for the price of one.

LMAO

 

[Killswitch]

Big bottles of denial....I love it...great line.

 

[loveyamon]

LMAO

I can noww but then it was two rough nights back to back

 

[bknight2602]

I can noww but then it was two rough nights back to back

I know what you mean, never had to do thttwo nughts in a row, but had to help a gal who, with a dose of clap, to come to grips with gang-bang guys.

 

[loveyamon]

I know what you mean, never had to do thttwo nughts in a row, but had to help a gal who, with a dose of clap, to come to grips with gang-bang guys.

OMG !! I would have liked to be a fly on that wall.

 

[bknight2602]

OMG !! I would have liked to be a fly on that wall.

It wasn't pretty. Of course they all denied the fact that they were infected. I had a date with her the night before her encounter, and came up clean. So it was the gang-bang or someone else that she didn't tell me about. Although I doubt that she was pretty "open".

 

[perks]

I kicked a hole in the wall of our apartment before I learned how to control my anger.

I fixed the hole.

 

[loveyamon]

It wasn't pretty. Of course they all denied the fact that they were infected. I had a date with her the night before her encounter, and came up clean. So it was the gang-bang or someone else that she didn't tell me about. Although I doubt that she was pretty "open".

lol she probably literally was after her infected gangbang...
Thank God you got her the night before.

 

[bknight2602]

lol she probably literally was after her infected gangbang...
Thank God you got her the night before.

My thought exactly!

 

[Gusty Wind]

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