Doesn't time fly when.......

[Yes_YEs_YES]

Yeah but I little and can hide

Can't be assed making the patterns match

oh babe...we been thru this, you can run but you can't hide

I good at that part...painting not so much

 

[Golden_Silence]

Please do...it was offered in good will...till you hadda go make a comment about our "WONDERFUL" postal system

Lol... Its not changed in centuries.... Notice that it took nearly a month for the declaration of Independence to reach us?? Not much changed since them days huh???

 

[LustfulOne50]

I've been missing my loving Wanton Witch

 

[omahaman2]

might as well bring back all her threads

time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window!

 

[WantonWitch]

might as well bring back all her threads

time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window!

Lmao... you asking for a spanking !

it flies when ya posting with oman cos ya laugh so much

 

[geronimo_appleby]

okay, where's the party?

 

[WantonWitch]

okay, where's the party?

There was a party ???

hey bro

 

[geronimo_appleby]

There was a party ???

hey bro

am i early?

{{{sis}}}

 

[WantonWitch]

am i early?

{{{sis}}}

Make a change for you to be early

How's things ?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Make a change for you to be early

How's things ?

you mean i came too soon?

same old same old, babe.

 

[WantonWitch]

you mean i came too soon?

same old same old, babe.

Would I ever imply something like that ??

same here... bloody cold today

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Would I ever imply something like that ??

same here... bloody cold today

that's why i'm staying in.

 

[WantonWitch]

that's why i'm staying in.

Lol... could quite happily go curl up in bed with a book til spring

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Lol... could quite happily go curl up in bed with a book til spring

y'know what?

that's so do-able.

an apartment in chiang mai would be summat like £15.00 a month. beer, books, food would come to... say... £1500.00 until march.

waddya say?

shall i book the flights?

 

[WantonWitch]

y'know what?

that's so do-able.

an apartment in chiang mai would be summat like £15.00 a month. beer, books, food would come to... say... £1500.00 until march.

waddya say?

shall i book the flights?

Sounds heavenly... can ya hold on while I sell one of the kids ?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Sounds heavenly... can ya hold on while I sell one of the kids ?

sure. there's ebay, but for a real quick sale you could try Lit Personals?

 

[WantonWitch]

sure. there's ebay, but for a real quick sale you could try Lit Personals?

That could be somewhat illegal bro

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That could be somewhat illegal bro

and that bothers you since when?

 

[WantonWitch]

and that bothers you since when?

Since I can't run so quick when the law comes aknockin

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

Since I can't run so quick when the law comes aknockin

short legs and all ya know

 

[WantonWitch]

short legs and all ya know

Rofl... mornin babe the legs is long considerin me size

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Since I can't run so quick when the law comes aknockin

yeah?

i recall that incident in 1999. the one that featured the old fiesta, that building society, and the revolver.

...you remember? you were wearing that leather jacket and shouting at the bitch to put the money in the bag?

i thought we'd gone out to buy sweets and a comic but i eventually woke up under that skip with wee going cold on the front of me jeans.

...i wouldn't mind but i was 27 at the time.

you always did lead me astray.

 

[WantonWitch]

yeah?

i recall that incident in 1999. the one that featured the old fiesta, that building society, and the revolver.

...you remember? you were wearing that leather jacket and shouting at the bitch to put the money in the bag?

i thought we'd gone out to buy sweets and a comic but i eventually woke up under that skip with wee going cold on the front of me jeans.

...i wouldn't mind but i was 27 at the time.

you always did lead me astray.

Ohhh hell.... I'd hoped you'd forgotten that

If you'd helped a bit more we'd have woken up in spain

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ohhh hell.... I'd hoped you'd forgotten that

If you'd helped a bit more we'd have woken up in spain

it wasn't my fault!

i couldn't see where was driving.

the tax disc was out of date and that copper was just leaning in to check it when you burst out of that building society. i had to floor the old motor to get away and then i couldn't see 'cos mr plod was draped over the windscreen - did you see his face? *splutter*. even the windscreen wipers couldn't shift him.

mind you he fell off eventually when i hit the skip at 80mph.

 

[WantonWitch]

it wasn't my fault!

i couldn't see where was driving.

the tax disc was out of date and that copper was just leaning in to check it when you burst out of that building society. i had to floor the old motor to get away and then i couldn't see 'cos mr plod was draped over the windscreen - did you see his face? *splutter*. even the windscreen wipers couldn't shift him.

mind you he fell off eventually when i hit the skip at 80mph.

Rofl... I'm surprised the damn thing didn't shake apart
Duct tape was the only thing holding parts of it together
I read in the paper later that skip was being used to store the ermm contents of a mad cat lady's house.... I really don't think that officer liked the nice soft landin on years of kitty litter

Good job we'd muddied up the number plate