Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

There was a time when that arse was kept hidden for fear of what I might do to it!


No shame in changing your mind though!!

Rofl... maybe I got braver


No chance !

 

[WantonWitch]

Told you I can supply a few extra lbs!

Have plenty of fingers and those other things you're thinking of too!

*Chuckles* Uh huh.... it's the other bits you can supply that worry me

 

[WantonWitch]

Hi ya sexy, Iam early tonight.
Thought I would catch you awake for a change.All this talk of toys and batteries...just give me a call I'am good to go.

Evil !

*Grins* I'm waiting !!

 

[hotsxylady]

Ok... so where we gonna find a pound of flesh then ????


And fingers and just about anything else I can think of

How much does 8" weigh then????





Oooooh yes yessss

 

[big salami]

Rofl... maybe I got braver


No chance !

You did? nobody told me!!!


Is that yet another challenge?

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Evil !

*Grins* I'm waiting !!

Dare you let someone as evil and twisted as me into your life.
if you don't want to I'll be really upset.

 

[big salami]

How much does 8" weigh then????





Oooooh yes yessss

I guess it depends on the thickness of the slice!


Know anyone who wants to measure mine?

 

[WantonWitch]

How much does 8" weigh then????





Oooooh yes yessss

Roflmfao... dunno... not found a guy who'll let me chop it off and weigh it


Lmao... please don't make me think of orgasms

 

[hotsxylady]

I guess it depends on the thickness of the slice!


Know anyone who wants to measure mine?

I like thick...just saying

 

[WantonWitch]

You did? nobody told me!!!


Is that yet another challenge?

Well nobody could find you to tell you

From sweet, shy l'il me ??

 

[big salami]

Dare you let someone as evil and twisted as me into your life.
if you don't want to I'll be really upset.

She's had ME there for some years now so, she ain't gonna be scared!!

but don't get too upset it doesn't fit with the job description!

 

[hotsxylady]

Roflmfao... dunno... not found a guy who'll let me chop it off and weigh it


Lmao... please don't make me think of orgasms

LMAO NO idea what made me say that ..in a daft mood


Would I do that......just think about your ass being spanked HARD that wont make you think of orgasms will it

 

[WantonWitch]

Dare you let someone as evil and twisted as me into your life.
if you don't want to I'll be really upset.

*Chuckles* Gonna make statements like that you'd better be able to back them up


Awww... we don't want that now, do we....

 

[WantonWitch]

I like thick...just saying

Thick sliced bread ?? thickly sliced ham ??

 

[WantonWitch]

She's had ME there for some years now so, she ain't gonna be scared!!

but don't get too upset it doesn't fit with the job description!

true... not running scared of you




besides... I know you're a pussycat really

 

[big salami]

Well nobody could find you to tell you

From sweet, shy l'il me ??

YOU told me it was marathon hide & seek we were playing!!

Sorry, must have the wrong number!!

 

[WantonWitch]

LMAO NO idea what made me say that ..in a daft mood


Would I do that......just think about your ass being spanked HARD that wont make you think of orgasms will it

Lol... that's what frustration does to the brain * Nods*



bitch !!! hush up now or I'll never get nekkid again !

 

[WantonWitch]

YOU told me it was marathon hide & seek we were playing!!

Sorry, must have the wrong number!!

And you believed me ????



Yup... I'm a good girl

 

[big salami]

Thick sliced bread ?? thickly sliced ham ??

Salami??

Cheaper by the lb!!

 

[hotsxylady]

Thick sliced bread ?? thickly sliced ham ??

Don't make me say the word..i'll get into trouble ....bring your thread into disrepute again

 

[big salami]

Lol... that's what frustration does to the brain * Nods*



bitch !!! hush up now or I'll never get nekkid again !

If anyone knows about frustration it'll be me!!


You NEVER do that when I'm around!

 

[big salami]

And you believed me ????



Yup... I'm a good girl

I believe EVERYTHING you say, you're a good girl aren't ya?

and I run through meadows sprinkling rose petals about me!!

 

[Pure_Evil666]

*Chuckles* Gonna make statements like that you'd better be able to back them up


Awww... we don't want that now, do we....

Would love to have the chance, have to check my schedule though. Him downstairs gets a bit funny if I'am evil out of hours.

 

[Pure_Evil666]

Don't make me say the word..i'll get into trouble ....bring your thread into disrepute again

That would be suggesting this thread had ever been out of disrepute.

 

[WantonWitch]

Salami??

Cheaper by the lb!!

Don't like salami


is it now ?