Doesn't time fly when.......

[WantonWitch]

I'm outta here... someone else can cook my dinner tonight

See ya all in a while

 

[hotsxylady]

Perfect


Can I watch him do it ?

The thing is how would you vet all the possible ones...we would of course have to be the ones to do such a tenuous job...

 

[straightshot007]

And getting the laundry done, that is time consuming.

Laundry is a pain when you are dealing with cloth diapers! After you get through the diaper stage then the end up with more cloths than you. I do at least 2 large loads of laundry for the little one for every one of ours. Also I was the one who did the bottle feeding, gets up in the middle of the night still (she is 3 now), I'm also the one who gets her to daycare and goes to work regardless of how much sleep I got!

 

[hotsxylady]

I'm outta here... someone else can cook my dinner tonight

See ya all in a while

Hopefully catch you later Bewitching One

 

[straightshot007]

Hopefully catch you later Bewitching One

Don't we all wish that!

 

[Gem_tiger]

So why is my black silk thong around your tail ????

Ohhhh, that's right, embarrass me in front of our friends ...............

are you sure it's a thong??? It's more like a strange hankerchief

 

[Gem_tiger]

Cept for the housework... that's his job

Yeh, right ................................. maybe if you lived in a tent ......


Remember this, dear heart??????

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work hard enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.

 

[Gem_tiger]

Oh, not forgetting this, of course;

Below is a list of rules the women should know. After all, guys are
supposed to remember stuff like the day they got married - c'mon - it's
only fair!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about
you leaving it down.

2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

5. Ask for what you want! Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

9. Check your oil! Please. You always know when you'r out of food to cook.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse
to answer.

12. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus and Marco Polo did not need directions, and
neither do we.

16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And, we
have no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched.

19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners (Unless it's Bruce Lee or
some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're
saying anyway).

24. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

25. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

 

[WantonWitch]

Hopefully catch you later Bewitching One

Pffftttt... you got me all night babe

 

[WantonWitch]

Ohhhh, that's right, embarrass me in front of our friends ...............

are you sure it's a thong??? It's more like a strange hankerchief

It's black silk with lace trim and elastic... how can it be a handkerchief

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, not forgetting this, of course;

Below is a list of rules the women should know. After all, guys are
supposed to remember stuff like the day they got married - c'mon - it's
only fair!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about
you leaving it down.

2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

5. Ask for what you want! Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

9. Check your oil! Please. You always know when you'r out of food to cook.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse
to answer.

12. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

15. Christopher Columbus and Marco Polo did not need directions, and
neither do we.

16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And, we
have no idea what mauve is.

18. If it itches, it will be scratched.

19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners (Unless it's Bruce Lee or
some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're
saying anyway).

24. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.

25. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

Typical.... there's a thread for you to go post your male chauvanist comments in

 

[hotsxylady]

Pffftttt... you got me all night babe

((((Witchie))))


Hey babe how are you?


Did I hear right....you not going out

 

[WantonWitch]

((((Witchie))))


Hey babe how are you?


Did I hear right....you not going out

Fed... about to crack open a can


Yes... you heard right.... guess who got cancelled upon once more

 

[hotsxylady]

Fed... about to crack open a can


Yes... you heard right.... guess who got cancelled upon once more

Oooooh I'll join ya' the wine is already chilled and opened Im gonna make up for what I wont be doing tomorrow night



*hugs* Why did he cancel hon????

 

[WantonWitch]

Oooooh I'll join ya' the wine is already chilled and opened Im gonna make up for what I wont be doing tomorrow night



*hugs* Why did he cancel hon????

Think I'm gonna get drunk

An unexpected visit from a friend

 

[hotsxylady]

Think I'm gonna get drunk

An unexpected visit from a friend

Want a partner ??? I am so in the mood


Bad luck then hon...another time maybe?

 

[WantonWitch]

Want a partner ??? I am so in the mood


Bad luck then hon...another time maybe?

Getting drunk is always better with good company

Maybe... if I can be arsed

 

[hotsxylady]

Getting drunk is always better with good company

Maybe... if I can be arsed

Hey I dont want the blame if you do naughty things



*Hands Witchie a six pack*


That should do you for now



Well I guess only you know if he is worth it or not hon. I would only give a guy a chance or two then he is OUT!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Hey I dont want the blame if you do naughty things



*Hands Witchie a six pack*


That should do you for now



Well I guess only you know if he is worth it or not hon. I would only give a guy a chance or two then he is OUT!!!

Lol... I won't blame you, I know exactly what sorta mood I'm in now


Thanking you.... * puts in fridge with the 12 others*

This is cancellation number 2

 

[hotsxylady]

Lol... I won't blame you, I know exactly what sorta mood I'm in now


Thanking you.... * puts in fridge with the 12 others*

This is cancellation number 2

Ooooh Witchie is in one of those moods...should make for a VERY interesting evening *goody*


*Pours another VERY large glass of White wine*

*Cheers*


hmmm any more cancellations boot his ass to the kerb....cant have your time being wasted hon

 

[WantonWitch]

Ooooh Witchie is in one of those moods...should make for a VERY interesting evening *goody*


*Pours another VERY large glass of White wine*

*Cheers*


hmmm any more cancellations boot his ass to the kerb....cant have your time being wasted hon

Probably shouldn't have gone shopping in a foul mood... bought pint cans of lager


is why it's only a maybe as for whether there's another one, at least bob never cancels

 

[hotsxylady]

Probably shouldn't have gone shopping in a foul mood... bought pint cans of lager


is why it's only a maybe as for whether there's another one, at least bob never cancels

Ooooh my pint cans....should we put the warning signs up again at the front door???



I know, I can't stand unreliable people, its a foible of mine. When people let me down I take mental notes and dont forget...like time keeping when folk are late it really annoys me. *sighs* no one is perfect huh????

 

[WantonWitch]

Ooooh my pint cans....should we put the warning signs up again at the front door???



I know, I can't stand unreliable people, its a foible of mine. When people let me down I take mental notes and dont forget...like time keeping when folk are late it really annoys me. *sighs* no one is perfect huh????

Nahhh... why spoil my fun when I shock 'em by stripping later ?

Yup... irritates the hell out of me

I always turn up and I'm usually a good 5 mins early

 

[hotsxylady]

Nahhh... why spoil my fun when I shock 'em by stripping later ?

Yup... irritates the hell out of me

I always turn up and I'm usually a good 5 mins early

Yeah we can lull them into a false sense of security



I know I am the same if a time is arranged why is it SO diffiuclt for soem people to arrive at that time. I have several friends like that it drives me crazzzzzzy!!!!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Yeah we can lull them into a false sense of security



I know I am the same if a time is arranged why is it SO diffiuclt for soem people to arrive at that time. I have several friends like that it drives me crazzzzzzy!!!!!!

Lmao... Goddess help them... good job you're not closer, I'd have dragged you out to take the micky out of anything male