Doesn't time fly when.......

[charmed1]

Not when sun dried

Smart! You're always thinking...aren't ya?

 

[WantonWitch]

Smart! You're always thinking...aren't ya?

Lol... used to scare the hell outta my daughters boyfriends when I told em I liked to make earrings out of them

 

[charmed1]

Lol... used to scare the hell outta my daughters boyfriends when I told em I liked to make earrings out of them

Lmao! I'm sure it did. Mind if I steal that for my daughters boyfriends in the coming years?

 

[WantonWitch]

Lmao! I'm sure it did. Mind if I steal that for my daughters boyfriends in the coming years?

Another good one is to get a little jar... put half a sausage in it... top it up with vinegar and tell them it's the pickled remains of the last one that tried it on with 'em

 

[charmed1]

Another good one is to get a little jar... put half a sausage in it... top it up with vinegar and tell them it's the pickled remains of the last one that tried it on with 'em

Rofl....Good one, indeed.

*takes notes*

 

[WantonWitch]

Rofl....Good one, indeed.

*takes notes*

Lol, you can thank my grandma for that little gem... she used it on all my boyfriends ..... bloody cowards they all were

 

[big salami]

Another good one is to get a little jar... put half a sausage in it... top it up with vinegar and tell them it's the pickled remains of the last one that tried it on with 'em

I know a good trick with a mars bar and a pint of beer!

but it's too gross to put on here!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I know a good trick with a mars bar and a pint of beer!

but it's too gross to put on here!

are you gonna share?

 

[big salami]

are you gonna share?

Nawww, it's one that you use when you're out with a bunch of blokes and one goes to the toilet (bathrooom for our transatlantic friends) and it just gets me the odd extra pint free!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Nawww, it's one that you use when you're out with a bunch of blokes and one goes to the toilet (bathrooom for our transatlantic friends) and it just gets me the odd extra pint free!

ewww,,I think I know what you mean now
naughty boy!!!!
its also a neat trick for clearing out a crowded swimming pool

 

[charmed1]

Lol, you can thank my grandma for that little gem... she used it on all my boyfriends ..... bloody cowards they all were

Your grandmother sounds a lot like mine. lol

 

[big salami]

ewww,,I think I know what you mean now
naughty boy!!!!
its also a neat trick for clearing out a crowded swimming pool

LOL, yep, that's the one but when you do it in the pool you don't get a free drink and get to eat a m,ars bar while people are puking all round you!!

 

[WantonWitch]

I know a good trick with a mars bar and a pint of beer!

but it's too gross to put on here!

lol... typical

 

[WantonWitch]

Your grandmother sounds a lot like mine. lol

Lol... she was a very funny woman

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

LOL, yep, that's the one but when you do it in the pool you don't get a free drink and get to eat a m,ars bar while people are puking all round you!!

nooo
BUT you get the pool all to your self,,,

 

[big salami]

lol... typical

I keep telling you there's nothing typical about me!!


Night all.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I keep telling you there's nothing typical about me!!


Night all.

goodnight to you.....

 

[charmed1]

I keep telling you there's nothing typical about me!!


Night all.

Night BS

 

[big salami]

nooo
BUT you get the pool all to your self,,,

I do that just by going in nekkid!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

I keep telling you there's nothing typical about me!!


Night all.

You think

Sweet dreams BS

 

[lovemonster]

Evening.....or should I say morning all!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I do that just by going in nekkid!!!

rotflmao

 

[WantonWitch]

Evening.....or should I say morning all!

Good mornin {{{LM}}} you been having a good day

 

[lovemonster]

Good mornin {{{LM}}} you been having a good day

Oh, just wonderful....I had the dubious pleasure of escorting 3 pre-teens around our local theme park in honour of my daughter's birthday....I still have a headache now...

How about you (((witchie)))

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, just wonderful....I had the dubious pleasure of escorting 3 pre-teens around our local theme park in honour of my daughter's birthday....I still have a headache now...

How about you (((witchie)))

Oh I've been sittin here bein very wicked

Sorry you have a headache... you need sex... always gets rid of mine