Doesn't time fly when.......

[Gem_tiger]

Yes, you are very trying



Moi???? Surely not, you must be misteken, dear lady



but cute with it

Ohhhhhhhhh, thank you ....... may I quote you on this????

 

[WantonWitch]

Ohhhhhhhhh, thank you ....... may I quote you on this????

*Laughs* If you wish

 

[Gem_tiger]

*Laughs* If you wish

*makes note ....................... tell the judge on Monday .......... * LOL

 

[WantonWitch]

*makes note ....................... tell the judge on Monday .......... * LOL

Not too sure it'll stand up in court

 

[Emes]

Evening {{{Witchy}}}


evening everyone else

 

[WantonWitch]

Evening {{{Witchy}}}


evening everyone else

Good evening {{{Emes}}} good day ?

 

[Gem_tiger]

Not too sure it'll stand up in court

Ohhhhhh, no. I'm not going to court .... It's the Tiggy Of The Year Annual Show.






(f'ing liar)

 

[WantonWitch]

Ohhhhhh, no. I'm not going to court .... It's the Tiggy Of The Year Annual Show.






(f'ing liar)

Oh, well in that case you'll be needing a bath, c'mere

 

[Emes]

Good evening {{{Emes}}} good day ?

Would have been better if the workmen hadnt been outside making loads of noise!!!!

Hows yours been?

 

[Gem_tiger]

Oh, well in that case you'll be needing a bath, c'mere

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooooooooo .. I forgot about that


Just keep those hair clippers in the cupboard then .................... I don't want to turn up looking like a right ee jit!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Would have been better if the workmen hadnt been outside making loads of noise!!!!

Hows yours been?

Lol, much quieter than yours by the sounds of it

Just got a whole lot better tho' so I may not be around much

 

[WantonWitch]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, nooooooooooooooo .. I forgot about that


Just keep those hair clippers in the cupboard then .................... I don't want to turn up looking like a right ee jit!!!

Just a little trim

 

[Emes]

Lol, much quieter than yours by the sounds of it

Just got a whole lot better tho' so I may not be around much

Just you be careful please.....

 

[WantonWitch]

Just you be careful please.....

I am always careful mum and I remembered the other things too

 

[Emes]

I am always careful mum and I remembered the other things too

Good girl!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

Good girl!!!

Yes, I am

 

[Emes]

Yes, I am

Heehee.....as long as you enjoy yourself thats all that matters (and are careful of course!!!)

 

[WantonWitch]

Heehee.....as long as you enjoy yourself thats all that matters (and are careful of course!!!)

*Chuckles* On the first, immensely and on the second always very

 

[RogerBsGirl]

Big Happy New Year's Hugs to you dear! Nice to see you have your own thread!

 

[WantonWitch]

Big Happy New Year's Hugs to you dear! Nice to see you have your own thread!

*Grins* RBG ! {{{{{Hugs}}}} great to see you happy New Year to you too

 

[Gem_tiger]

Just a little trim

Nope, not even a little trim ....... not even an eyebrow pluck





sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[WantonWitch]

Nope, not even a little trim ....... not even an eyebrow pluck





sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why are you hiding under the sofa ??

 

[Gem_tiger]

Why are you hiding under the sofa ??

Wouldn't you????? There's an insane person trying to get me in the bath

 

[Gem_tiger]

How do you find a worm's bum??????









Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart .........

 

[Gem_tiger]

Why is a blow job like a lobster thermidor??????








They are both very nice but you don't often get them at home ....